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this is cracking me up like everything else he does is half assed except that one move. that’s his move
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i would just like to say i am a man who is not afraid because i.... don’t sexually assault people. thank u for your time
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no sportscenter i would not
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i’ve met a lot of born babies and they don’t have shit to say
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8 year old cousin approaches with his switch, asks if you wanna play him in super smash bros. you hustle him. "what game is this? never seen it before." he gets overly confident and plays as a random character. you absolutely wax his ass with the ice climbers and make him cry
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over/under 4.5 days until she’s dead somehow
Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell reportedly prepared to out "big names" to help case.
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my gf making a sincere, cute instagram story and being forced to tag pissboymcgeee >>>>
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stupidest assholes ranked:
1.) person who stands up as soon as the plane pulls up to the terminal
2.) person who drives 10 under in the left lane
3.) me
4.) person who claps after a movie
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i hope this is what my wedding cake looks like
'Pathetic' frog birthday cake from supermarket leaves parents 'mortified': 'It was a disgrace.'
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a cool new activity of mine might be getting extremely high and climbing the rock wall at the gym, then having a panic attack at the top and making the 19 year old community college student working there talk me down
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can someone who lives near this thing go to it for me and slide down it with your phone in your hand while recording
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oh shit the guy who got cut trying out for varsity his senior year has something to say about the most decorated gymnast of all time. everyone gather around to listen
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it’s a bit fucky but i’d live here no problem
One of the worst floor plans I’ve ever seen
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can’t stop watching this. laughing every time at how comical all the sounds are
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all jokes aside you are too far gone if you own one of these
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i made a tweet about crocs that went viral like three months ago and they asked if i wanted a free pair because of it. and now monthly they send me all their products that clearly don’t sell lmao. it’s called the dream and i’m living it
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alcohol pros: u feel flirty
alcohol cons: literally everything else
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i miss old fashioned money laundering. like nfts aren’t even remotely cool. open up car washes and italian restaurants
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in business attire i am howling
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kid i used to work with at chipotle made a mixtape and one of his lines that stuck with me through the years was “i got benjamin button disease. got so many benjamins i can’t button my jeans” pretty sure he’s still working in kitchens but he at least changed me
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most annoying part about grocery shopping is having to constantly move and setup the fucking camera tripod
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i turn 26 tomorrow and i’m currently unemployed and playing video games all day like when i was 14. i guess that kinda owns
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hey i’m david dobrik today me and my 40 year old best friend are gonna water board one of our friends as a prank
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went to my first meat raffle tonight and left with over 10lbs of chicken tenders
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these guys probably make an amount of money where if i saw how much i’d throw up
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moves the flag out of the way lmfao. dead giveaway of an inside job
Raleigh, North Carolina. Deranged liberal sets fire to a Trump 2024 yard sign.
Identify this biker and put him in jail.
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spending christmas alone due to omicron is one thing but having my loving mother drop off pounds of ham and sausage xmas morning like i’m a gorilla in a zoo will be a whole different thing
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ty cobb (.366)- “legend” “best to ever do it” “🐐🐐🐐”
punxsutawney phil (.390)- “washed” “he sucks” “let’s kill him with rocks”
Punxsutawney Phil & his ancestors have an accuracy rate of 39% going back to 1887.
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new psycho thing i started doing recently is not carrying around a wallet and i just put my credit cards and drivers license in my pocket
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i sold our coffee table on craigslist so i could do p90x in my living room
my mom? pissed
my body? shredded
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regardless of whatever bullshit answer the school district gives, how is food ending up in the trash better than a kid's stomach?
Minnesota school district apologizes after video shows workers throwing away hot lunches for students with outstanding debt
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he really coulda cropped out kaitlin rosetta’s shitty comment but he didn’t. what a king
When you predicted
@PatrickMahomes
would win the Super Bowl all the way back when y’all were in high school
#SuperBowlLIV
#GoChiefs
#903
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if anyone in nyc wants $40 worth of chipotle, it’s sitting on the takeout shelf at the broadway location in chinatown. it’s paid for and under my name Ryan Y. didn’t look at the location before ordering and just made an absolute fool of myself in the chipotle in buffalo
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...this is what you want in someone? he's going to skin you in your sleep
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ideal relationship: she goes inside to buy smokes while i pump $9 worth of unleaded gas into the car. she’s wearing pajamas and i’m wearing a jersey for a player who hasn’t played on that team in 5 years
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been watching this on repeat for days and it still makes me giggle
Amir Hestroni, Israeli internet troll and bigot, takes questions from the public.
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wow would u look at that. it’s already that time of the night where i move the stuff on my bed to my chair. can’t wait until tomorrow when i move the stuff from my chair back onto my bed
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“model is 6’2” and wears a medium” where’s his goofy ass at i need to have him squeeze behind my fridge and sweep back there
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the way this sociopath robot doesnt spread the sauce around. pepperonis carelessly throw on top. unplug it immediately
This AI powered pizza robot from a Seattle startup named Picnic can assemble 300 perfect pizzas an hour
#CES2020
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everybody goes through a panera bread phase and it’s so fucking terrifying when you’re in it
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if u were fat when u were 14 ur a better person today because of it
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this is what it’s all about. this guy built a perfect lunch and he knew it
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chick-fil-a employees must get into their car after a long shift and let out a loud, ferocious “cunt”
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hit three weeks clean and sober yesterday. feeling a bit proud but a lot more scared
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that souvenir cup you got at a minor league baseball game 3 years ago that you almost exclusively drink tap water out of
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been trying to find the words to explain just how much i hate this but i cant. it sucks to no end
Ain’t no laws when baby yoda drinking claws.
To end 2019 I got a tattoo of Baby Yoda drinking White Claw.
Enjoy babbbby!
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lmao what the hell was going on back then
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oh ur bf has a great job, is 6'4, and has healthy coping mechanisms? well guess what honey, he's 24. and im 25. which means i have a fully developed frontal lobe and he doesn't ,
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instagram is incredible cause you’re like there’s no way they could make this any worse and then they always do
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40 days clean and sober today and to celebrate i’m going to beat your little brother’s ass in whatever online video game he got this morning. merry christmas everyone
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great now buffalo will not only be known for slamming ourselves through tables but also for having 11 year olds who sound like they can hang dry wall
11-year-old Sam just won free Chick-fil-A for a year.
I think we can all relate...
Learn more about the new Cheektowaga location at 11.
@WGRZ
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did some people just think Palestine had to like file paperwork or something to be freed. this is what oppressed fighting the oppressor looks like
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we want to see you wrestle dinosaurs
Dwayne Johnson says with his new A24 film, he’s at a point “where I want to make films that matter, that explore humanity, struggle & pain”
“I’m at this point where I want more. I don’t mean I want more box office. I mean I want more humanity.”
(Source: )
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students for trump is trending which reminds me of the one time i dmed them saying i was on vacation in chicago and i saw malia obama buying a gun at a gun show and they said "send it this way!" and i sent them two dudes kissing
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i need everyone to destroy these when u see them. we can figure out legal fees later
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still so funny to me that this is somehow the only screenshot of this interaction and i’m forever involved
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today is the day fellas. our day. the super bowl. ignore your mom’s calls. use your girlfriends expensive purple shampoo. use her salt scrub on your ass. throw a bath bomb in the toilet for fucks sake. do as you please
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it’s really awesome that someone this insane was using a dash cam. like what was he hoping to capture besides his own insanity
Dash cam video shows a road rage incident in June when a Portland driver plowed through barricades and nearly hit several people along the Rose Festival's Grand Floral parade route. Here's video & full story:
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i sometimes wonder how much hilarious shit happened in my grandpa’s life that he just never heard about cause they didn’t have the access we have
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biden did nothing right except be a recognizable name and dems ate that shit right up. sad
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ah yes. celebrating the fact the shooter wasn't white. normal behavior
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he puts his heart and soul into this move
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would you rather fight the duggar family oldest to youngest or youngest to oldest
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i’ve done manual labor, trade work, and worked in kitchens. desk jobs rule
“I would kill myself if I had a desk job” relax. It’s really not bad
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she is a 22 year old theatre kid. i hope that clears a lot of this up
#RachelZeigler
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#SnowWhite
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#Narcissist
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almost nothing in the world feels as good as chucking a rock as far as u can
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for $500k you can either get into USC or you can hangout with james charles for 10 hours
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please grimes just unblock him so i don’t have to deal with this
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i would be totally fine with this never entering my body
Are you trying KFC's new Chicken & Donuts sandwich?🍗🍩👀
📸:ToddtheBod12
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when ur roommate has ppl over and u walk outta ur room to a bunch of strangers
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hey american air my fiancé is experiencing a regular person problem can we please fix this right now. i don’t think u understand, it’s my fiancé. i’m a pro athlete. this adding up yet? ya fix it
Hey
@AmericanAir
, my fiancé has her bachelorette party this weekend and y’all cancelled her direct flight... changed her ticket and seat.. it’s no longer nonstop. I’m not sure how y’all do business but I’m pretty sure this isn’t how it’s supposed to go.... AND without a refund...
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nice work dipshit let me know if you have any other tips🔥🔥
I work for a startup.
I need to go to JFK.
Rideshare prices are nuts.
So I took the train for $12.
Conserve your capital.
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