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shout out to the delivery driver consoling me after seeing my beautiful $12.99 Cheesy Bites pizza made me cry you're a real one.

Buddy, don’t ask me about sigma rizz. I’m just trying to make some delicious pizza.

*stressing about things beyond my control* “I need to talk to some cheese about this.”.

Chicago Style Pope. Do you think he's team deep dish or tavern style?.

It’s only cheesy bites if it’s from the Cheesy Bites region of America. If not, then it’s just sparkling stuffed crust.

fresh out the slammer (long week) i know who my first call will be to (cheesy .bites).

Scented candles are for chumps. Grow up and keep a side of Roasted Garlic Cheese Sticks warming in the oven for that all-day aroma.

We make it a Pizza Hut but it is you, dear customer, who makes it a Pizza Home.

Those are gonna cost extra 👀

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Almost forgot that this was the whole point

I leave extra shoes outside my door so the delivery guy thinks I’m ordering for a family but really it’s all for me.

Deeply unwell. Please don't talk to me unless it's about Joel Miller #TheLastOfUs.

To us, you are perfect 🧄 and so are our roasted garlic cheese sticks.

BIG if true

One time, my friend’s uncle tried to outizza the Hut and 5 minutes later some men in a white van talked to him and he hasn’t been the same since.

because we know people were wondering, the perfect ratio per group order is 50% cheese, 20% pepperoni, 20% meat lover's, and 10% Hawaiian @nbcsnl.

I eat so much Pizza Hut if a vampire bit me they would get a cheese pull.

Give us your most unhinged pizza order. I'm not talking about adding pineapple or ordering light cheese, I'm talking about the most bizzare flavor combination of all time.