John Pontoon, somber rando
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I once sang, “From where I stand you look like ants / and there’s an aardvark in my pants.” It wasn’t literally true at the time.
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Look, denying that part of the Holocaust didn’t happen isn’t Holocaust denial. Also, denying that the entire Holocaust happened isn’t Holocaust denial. (Tosses hair in exasperation) You just don’t get it! (Storms into bedroom in Museum of Holocaust Denial, slams door.)
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@puddl3r
@JuliusGoat
“You earned less valor than I inherited” is the most based that side can be.
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“What’s most striking in the interview is that Trump, even after four years as president, has virtually no grasp on any policy issue beyond empty talking points, most of which are lies.”
New in PN: He's not even trying to hide it
Trump's Time Magazine interview exposes a malevolent fool.
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@CUTTHATMEAT
@robo_cop_a_feel
FAKE - makes way too much linear sense to be a Ben Garrison joint.
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@SnackAlgorithm
@trennerdios
@datbhailey
@KLobstar
Dude! I’ve been a manager of a few bottom-level businesses, and I too met persons who were so stupid that employing them would be a net loss for the world. I’ve argued for a welfare state for the very same reason!
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An outstanding interview with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC
, one of the best thinkers in the US Congress.
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@advtimemoments
Kid has the kindest heart in all of serialized fiction. If I could change one single thing about Adventure Time, I would give that guy the love-of-his-life that he deserved before it all wrapped.
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@maydayphotos
@CUTTHATMEAT
@robo_cop_a_feel
You big silly - that emoji is actually much SMALLER than a human brain!
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@michaelharriot
The ending will only be happy if she lands in jail. Even then, not soon enough by decades.
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@atrupar
I've said it many times: Trump is the most criminal person to ever be POTUS, by a factor of a thousand.
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@trennerdios
@SnackAlgorithm
@datbhailey
@KLobstar
I think you’ve failed to understand what “I support a welfare state” means... or maybe you thought we were being ironic, I dunno.
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@row_ie_argument
Seems like an easy lawsuit to win. The cost is in the failures to heal that follow. NYU Langone joins the ever growing horde of the callous and disgraced.
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@ElieNYC
@thenation
Lotta comments really fast. I'll assume everyone's losing their shit about the Batman-Superman thing. "Elie, that comparison is reductive, here's why (1/19)"
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@advtimemoments
SO MUCH going on in this 26-second clip. Showing Finn & Jake's approach through the window behind Peebles is part of the economy of storytelling that is yet another underrated element in AT's arsenal of genius.
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@jonfavs
Say - WHY aren't the Democrats re-impeaching trump RIGHT NOW for... WHATEVER? It's surely possible that plenty of Senate GOPs would vote differently NOW, and removing him ASAP could save 10's of thousands of American lives. WHY NOT?? I really need to know!
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@nachosarah
It's like when 6 kids danced indoors for 4 hours straight wearing ski caps and died of heat exhaustion, so they made Ecstasy more illegal than heroin.
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@ok_but_still
The way you can really tell it’s fake is its flawed premises that Trump has noticed something ever, that he remembers a thing in detail, and that he’d talk about such a thing instead of himself.
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@shinobu_books
@mizabitha
So THIS is the source of the beloved fable, “The Tale of the Fox and the Raccoon-Dog Who Got Totally Wasted.”
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@TrentonHassles
One of those Madonna-style cone-tit bras would, IMO, really bring Census Cowboy's outfit together.
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@arvofart
My wife would often tell me “I like a man with a gut,” and I’d always think, “Wow, she’s really committed to the bit!”
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@ElieNYC
@neal_katyal
@MonicaLewinsky
I didn't realize it until just now, but I think The Neocon Six may not be interested in enforcing the USA's laws for the betterment of all.
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@JuliusGoat
It’s a never-ending delight that the literal worst people in the world* somehow get a blank check to buy every possible advantage that they weren’t already born with.
*Adjusted for 2021
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@advtimemoments
The Lich is straight up one of the greatest villains in the history of narrative. That’s a pretty amazing achievement by the Adventure Time creators, considering all he ever does is lose to a teenaged boy.
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A great article by
@ElieNYC
whose semi-unstated subtext is that the Supreme Court is applying racist standards against POC in its arguments, rulings, and decisions about what cases they will deign to hear.
If you think that trash you just heard from the Supreme Court about protecting J6 rioters will *ever* be applied to peaceful Black protesters, think again. Just yesterday, the Court allowed Louisiana to continue hunting
@deray
My latest in
@thenation
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@michaelharriot
Extremely economical verbal slaying. In barely more words than I’m using, he exposes Elmo as not merely crappy, but basic.
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@katie_rayford
@Dahlialithwick
@mjs_DC
@SIfill_
@AudreLawdAMercy
@SixthandI
I disagree that it’s controversial. I’d say it’s criminally moronic.
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@TChazStevens
@jimsciutto
One hopes that if enough citizens and public officers speak up as you did, Roberts will actually be shamed into action. Thank you for your effort.
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@MKupperman
WHAAAT? Didn't that story make you supes scared about that liquid $80,000 you have in your accounts? Sure made me scared about MY $80,000! In fact I immediately made a panicked phone call to my personal comptroller!
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@daleizcrazy
@schwinks
@JuddLegum
Are you aware that 1. Oklahoma has airports & roads leading out-of-state, and 2. Oklahoma does not require its citizens to stamp the state's name on their foreheads? Well, now I've told you. Can you now imagine the problem?
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@TekshowPlays
@MrEstate
@Markbigb1
@sahilkapur
@Bencjacobs
@nytimes
Haha, that guy isn't going to "look up" anything EVER. Ya kook!
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@DavidKlion
@thetomzone
Infallible hunch. Sometimes you just know it in your gut after you’ve spent a hard 3 months on the mean streets of Poughkeepsie or whatever the fuck this is.
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@MikaelThalen
I was just gonna copypaste "gay furry hacker group SiegedSec" a bunch of times, but they seem pretty cool (with caveats) and really, everyone is just doing their thing, man.
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@AugustJPollak
I like to call the Clinton impeachment "The Jaywalking Impeachment," in recognition of the seriousness of the crime and the frequency of its prosecution.
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@arvofart
This is this year I discovered there are toxic euphonium professors & also there’s a thing called a euphonium & you can be a professor of it.
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@ElieNYC
Awesome summary. I missed you - it turns out that the Supreme Court sucks while you're on vacation too.
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"Bat-Computer, what is the best Peter Gabriel song?"
@TomKingTK
@mikeljanin
@jfornes74
@ClaytonCowles
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@BradfordPearson
Bro, I'm FROM "The Land Of Linking," and let me tell you: The first "o" is supposed to have an umlaut.
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@RageofBaltimore
@tomscocca
@mexociaIist
“Sorry, pretty committed to tyranny right now.” - An actual Dem Congressperson, or maybe it was Jesus? I was pretty wasted when I heard or imagined this.
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@JaredRyanSears
@davidbadash
You’re laboring under the misunderstanding that the NYT is “Mainstream news.”
ALL billionaire-owned media are rightstream news.
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@linusdotson
@atrupar
I can field this one! Many who self-identify as conservative and/or Christian have a poor grasp of concepts and ideas, approach philosophical questions without rigor, hew to intellectual laziness instinctively, and are lax with respect to knowing the meanings of words. ALL words.
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@BagsyLocash
@MrEmilyHeller
Yeah, right? Bills all say they're "Legal tender for ALL debts, public and private" - CASH ITSELF SAYS THAT YOU HAVE TO TAKE CASH!!!!
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@yashar
This is the first evidence I'm seeing that Marianne Williamson might be a crazy froot-loop wacko. Other than her beliefs and associates, I mean.
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@RonFilipkowski
Trump causing Graham to be called a traitor in public is a real stopped-clock type deal, y'know?
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@ZeroSuitCamus
It’s a classic from the very beginning, where Keanu wins a jury trial by yelling at an little girl until she cries.
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@advtimemoments
I really appreciate posts like this, that show how deeply every person working on this show cared about making it brilliant and wonderful.
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@Phil_Lewis_
“The States Aren’t So Sure” is so much more polite than “Racist Officeholders Are Obstructing.” I’m goddamned sick of politeness.
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@chadloder
If Judge Schroeder sees any of this, he'll probably order the jury to take up a cash collection to pay Hernandez for his above-and-beyond civic participation.
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@o76923
@BadWritingTakes
I think you mis-read this - he’s talking about Matthew Clark, the guy CITING Gohrbrandt’s history.
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@youwouldntpost
Finally an old white man brave enough to stand up to antiracism with an idea that will destroy his fortune. Gonna assume he’s a super cool dude beneath that gruff exterior.
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@EliClifton
@LobeLog
For Biden, this should be an "Are we the baddies?" moment - number 3,944 in a series.
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@kalebhorton
I hate to brag, but I met Rod in 1996 outside a (Dominick's?) food store. He gave me a business card that turned into a sponge, it was so cool! Now I'm a failed musician due to the Gestapo-like tastes of a fickle public.
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@RadioFreeTom
Hypothesis: His staff didn’t help him because he sucks and they hate him and he sucks. No point testing that one though because he sucks.
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@MrMichaelSpicer
Some on his crazy insights did hit near the target, but I don't remember Sir Bob being so amazingly good-looking.
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@michaelharriot
@RealCandaceO
Michael, you've blown my mind with the idea that GOP notions of diversity hiring may be 100% based on personal (anecdotal) evidence!
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@michaelharriot
@nhannahjones
My son goes to public school, which was a deliberate decision - along with living in the city, not suburbs - my wife and I made.
Can’t not be white, but it’s important not to be Whitey.
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@RadioFreeTom
@kurteichenwald
Say - WHY aren't the Democrats re-impeaching trump RIGHT NOW for... WHATEVER? It's surely possible that plenty of Senate GOPs would vote differently NOW, and removing him ASAP could save 10's of thousands of American lives. WHY NOT?? I really need to know!
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@ATCardBot
My favorite episode of Adventure Time, a beautiful primer on the idea of loving your enemy. Perfect balance between the snow golem caring for the fire wolf pup and Finn & Jake chopping Ice King armor for sammiches. Every detail is adorable. The ending fills my heart with love.
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@GregTSargent
I disagree. The Hur hearing was a disaster for Republicans for a very GENERAL reason: Republicans these days are literally wrong about everything.
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@EldritchKid
@louceph
The full tattoo actually says:
(Tiny letters) I love the only hit song by
(Medium letters) David (Huge letters) EsSeX
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@FacebookAIslop
Obviously pics like this never trend because The Man doesn’t want you to know that Jacked Jesus scored a TD off a caveman in helicopter football with an old-timey ball.
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@ddale8
"'If he's trying to argue that Kim Jong Un likes him more, I for one can't understand why he would take pride in that.' - Adam Mount, director of the Defense Posture Project at the Federation of American Scientists." THAT is the fillet of the article right there.
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I got "Jesus Feet" from
@MKupperman
in the mail. The ink was sometimes orange, and it happened that today I wore an orange t-shirt! I was so excited that I spontaneously gave a "thumbs up" gesture. Later, we isolated that moment in our home security cams!
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@kyledcheney
Look, his people are trying to explain the report's contents to him as fast as they can, but he has a lot of golfing to do.
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@MichaelBloch15
"...how many of my clients were arrested for..." would have caused me infinitely less confusion.
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@nkjemisin
Romance Writers of America...
Science Fiction Writers of America
(is what those stand for in this instance.)
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@elektromorr
@JuliusGoat
@TuckerCarlson
@Ilhan
I disagree. I believe showering him with pee is also reasonable. Well, that's probably impractical.
Sorry, give me some time to work out the kinks here.
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@arvofart
Anecdotally it seems to me like ppl are smoking way way less than in the 70s, 80s, 90s. Haven’t been to big parties in a long time, though. As such I defer to your measure of the gestalt.
Alcohol has always tasted to me like what it is: really weak poison.
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@SarahLustbader
The news that the jury hung 8-4, with the 8 holding at NOT guilty, is heartening. Hopefully every prosecutor involved in this disgrace will lose their job.
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@lauraapollo
@amand_amaclean
@jldriggers
@fotornelas
You have to admit, though, it IS ambitious to suggest building a school the length of our entire southern border.
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@advtimemoments
This is my favorite Adventure Time episode, "Thank You" (S3 E17.) In its innocent simplicity, it says more about the grace and beauty of loving your enemies than a hundred sermons.
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@DougJBalloon
The guy has clearly observed bread and noted that it's unfailingly buttered on the right.
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@FacebookAIslop
I think it’s disgusting that these people pack their cargo babies so densely that their vulnerable little bodies turn completely into legs. You know what would prevent this? A beautiful cabin crew 🌹.
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