The “blunt objects people grasp for while being strangled in a noir” section of Target

RT @ok_but_still: they caught scooby doo on a hot mic talking normal.

Had an absolute blast talking about the Chicago White Sox with @jimmypardo and @AlexSchmidty -- a surprisingly positive convo about a fixed World Series, the Sox/Cubs divide, getting rejected from Space Jam, and why Field Of Dreams is medium-stupid:

Gonna become one of those guys who’s obsessed with politicians “condemning” stuff. Thinking up 8-10 things a day for them to condemn, hoping they condemn them, being uneasy if they do not condemn them, etc. A real condemn head.

Had fun wallowing in misery with @edzitron and @blumenfeld about THE RAIDERS and Raiders fans, specifically, ARE there still Raiders fans and how have they survived the last two decades?

RT @JakeMGrumbach: going to war because some dudes wanted to say “gay retard” at work.

There’s this weird subsection of 170k follower twitter accounts called like The Dave Bawk Show who are completely right wing but antiwar and they’re always going nooo you promised!!! at Trump like twice a week.

All these Superman ‘character’ posters look like they cast someone really unexpected as Superman

RT @NoahGarfinkel: My life would remain largely unchanged.

RT @JamesUrbaniak: Huh. I was not expecting this to be the angle of the Springsteen biopic:

I know we're desensitized to the lameness of the ads on here now but I just got one that says "Yep. This is WOW!" and a pic of an AI cherry

What's the worst moment you've ever experienced as a sports fan? It's pretty tough to top @ChaseMit watching the Falcons blow a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl to the Patriots while getting piled-on by Nazis:

About to see Les Miserables. Me to my wife: What's this about? Franklin, a highly successful producer who, through a series of chronologically earlier scenes in reverse order, is revealed to have alienated his friends with his ambition?. Her: LOLL. stick to guy stuff!!.

In Elton John's book, he talks about finally meeting Brian Wilson and Brian just singing the "I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND" part from "Your Song" to him over & over again. RIP 👑

What's it like when your childhood team suddenly moves away? On a new THRILL OF DEFEAT I talked to @mattufford and @DannyBKelly about rooting for the '90s Sonics then watching billionaires drag them off to Oklahoma City

RT @i_zzzzzz: Hockey referee about to drop the puck: “I want you to know you don’t have to do this. We could all walk away. We could end th….

Our two national pasttimes, baseball and jackin' off

RT @prem_thakker: TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President.

RT @ok_but_still: a melania clone has fallen in love with a biden clone. this is the worst case scenario for all parties.

Every account on the 'For You' tab is something called CinemaQueef saying "The entire napalm sequence in Apocalypse Now was improvised on the day of shooting".