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Laura Jedeed

@LauraJedeed

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Freelance Journalist: Politico, Rolling Stone, TNR, etc. I have a newsletter and you should read it: https://t.co/it4vXINoBL [email protected]

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Joined December 2017
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@LauraJedeed
Laura Jedeed
17 days
Obama's alleged "years-long coup" against Trump is bullshit. Gabbard's “bombshell revelation” feels like just another distraction attempt. Which, for the record, it is. She's also laying groundwork for the prosecution and arrest of high-level Democrats.
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Tulsi Gabbard Lays Groundwork to Criminally Prosecute Democrats
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Laura Jedeed
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"The word 'experience' often refers to someone who's gotten away with doing the wrong thing more frequently than you have". -Laurence Gonzales, Deep Survival.
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(the activity varies; the hubris remains the same).
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Laura Jedeed
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One of my worst features is the thing where I'm like "don't worry I can bike home drunk I have plot armor".
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Laura Jedeed
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RT @samfbiddle: As he attempts to engage with a Muslim-Arab majority civilian population, a lead subcontractor for the Gaza Humanitarian Fo….
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Johnny Mulford, who works as a contractor for GHF in Gaza, is a member of the “Infidels” motorcycle gang and has Crusader-style cross tattoos.
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Laura Jedeed
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Honestly it would have been great to have a trans woman around who could have explained to me that being a woman is more than bleeding at the worst possible time and can in fact be a fun and liberating thing to be.
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The profound intimacy of being rushed into my mom's room to be given a pad before speeding off to the thing I made the family late for, cramping and confused in the back seat. People really need to stop romanticizing female puberty, it's so fucking weird.
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Sebastian Moore
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@IndiaWilloughby @marksandspencer The profound intimacy of a mother and child purchasing an initial brassiere or sanitary products is a cherished and delicate rite of passage, which should remain undisturbed by the presence of a man dressed in women’s clothing.
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Almost everyone disagrees with me on this but I'm extremely confident about how dangerous JD Vance is. That man has no scruples. He'd kill his own mother if it meant he could gain power. Nuke half the coubtry. Cut off his right arm.
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It won't be Trump who does the indefinite presidenct thing btw. He's an old man with swollen ankles, we'll be lucky if he makes it to 2028. I say lucky because Vance would struggle to win a GOP primary but he can sure as hell use his tech bro/alt-right alliance to stay in office.
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Hell of a paragraph CNN has here; written, I assume, by someone who's been in a coma for the last decade, then took a fistful or Xanax before sitting down at the computer. The mild surprise. The lack of context. Abstract concern about something undermining democracy. Incredible
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I don't know if God exists, but I do know that the concept of an immortal soul created in God's image is the most powerful prophylaxis against techno-fascism I've found so far.
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Laura Jedeed
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People who push the idea that AI will replace artists are actively destroying the concept of the human soul. They don't want to create machines with human intelligence. They want to reduce humans to the status of machines. Biological circuitry without inherent worth.
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All those words this fucking moron used to describe AI art are words that refer to human emotion that broke form and function to create something no one had ever seen before. AI is definitionally the opposite of that. It is a machine that imitates. It can't break anything.
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@minhsmind
Minh Do
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AI filmmaking and storytelling is punk rock. It’s hip hop. It’s counterculture. It’s a new type of creativity. It’s a new medium. It’s hated by the mainstream film and art establishment. It resists ideology. It ignores gate keeping. It’s uncomfortable. It’s scary. It’s viral.
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Laura Jedeed
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Even Trump's most loyal lackeys don't give a damn about the whole "men in women's sports" thing
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Laura Jedeed
3 days
Remember when Trump promised the FBI would shift focus from "lawfare" to prosecuting child sex trafficking? I wonder why that changed, guess we'll never know.
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News August 5, 2025 AUSTIN – U.S. Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) sent a letter to Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Director Kash Patel encouraging federal cooperation with Texas Governor Greg Abbott...
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Laura Jedeed
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Mental hospitals are awful. I couldn't wash or even brush my hair. They wouldn't let me floss. I got treated like shit. It saved my life. I am really sorry this person had a bad experience: also, if you are in danger, you should go.
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Read or Listen | Dispatches from Ward 6B
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chaos
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NEVER GO TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL!!! ANY BITCH THAT GLAZES MENTAL HOSPITALS UP IS LYING DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!.
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Laura Jedeed
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"The fact checkers expect us to check everything you say on the phone but for 4 years those fact checkers didn't, didn't fact check anything that, that was said about uh, uh, we don't need to relitigate that either but". -Joe Kernan as he deep-throats the President on national TV
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Laura Jedeed
3 days
A lot of people can't hear Trump's voice without feeling explosive rage. I don't have that problem but I do see red when some interviewer stammers "But Mr President sir, I don't think that's quite right sir but I don't want to fight sir let's move on".
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Laura Jedeed
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I understand sucking the President off is a prerequisite for interviewing him and Kernen is doing a good job pointing out disinfo without taking that cock out of his mouth but my god I wish this kind of thing was still confined to the seedier corners of Pornhub.
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Laura Jedeed
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A lot of people can't hear Trump's voice without feeling explosive rage. I don't have that problem but I do see red when some interviewer stammers "But Mr President sir, I don't think that's quite right sir but I don't want to fight sir let's move on".
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Laura Jedeed
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RT @nmewrath: 2 years later. "The Supreme court has upheld former President Barak Obama's conviction of "failing to commit severe enoug….
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