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Laura Jedeed

@LauraJedeed

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Freelance Journalist, allegedly. Politico, Rolling Stone, The Nation, etc. I have a newsletter: https://t.co/it4vXIMQMd [email protected]

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@LauraJedeed
Laura Jedeed
10 days
When you hurt people by shutting down the govt, you owe it to thoss people to make that pain mean something. You harden your heart and play to win or you do not play at all Playing and giving up halfway through hurts people for nothing. It's a betrayal https://t.co/B0pQvSxzun
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40 Days of Shutdown Pain For Nothing
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@LauraJedeed
Laura Jedeed
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@LauraJedeed
Laura Jedeed
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And I'm not saying we're cruising for a Disney movie ending, far from it, but I do like that Trump has reached that level of desperation
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@LauraJedeed
Laura Jedeed
18 hours
You know that one part of the Disney movie where everything starts going wrong for the villian and they start screaming uncontrollably at the henchmen and the protagonists and basically everyone because it's all crumbling around them? It's very that
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@noturtlesoup17
amanda moore 🐢
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Wow found a guy who hates white people. Sad, sick stuff.
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@LauraJedeed
Laura Jedeed
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Elon Musk can't get humans to love him so he made a robot to love him instead and now all the humans are making fun of the robot. He is the smartest man in the world, a once-in-a-generation genius and clear member of the natural aristocracy
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@LauraJedeed
Laura Jedeed
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I had a wonderful time speaking with @awkword about our current political moment, what we can do as individuals, and what we should watch out for as Trump loses his iron grip on the Republican party Check it out if you would like to! https://t.co/juwN8pwILA
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@LauraJedeed
Laura Jedeed
2 days
Idk you were a baby once and you're worth a middle school diploma at best
@Epictetus50
Epictetus18 ✝️🇺🇸🇯🇪
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@st_louis_stan One baby is worth a 1000 PhDs
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@LauraJedeed
Laura Jedeed
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@MattWalshBlog
Matt Walsh
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Every pizza delivery chain is inedible now. It wasn’t always this way. You used to order a pizza and they delivered actual food, even good food in some cases. Now it’s all garbage. Domino’s, Pizza Hut, Papa John’s, Little Caesars, etc. All insultingly bad.
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Laura Jedeed
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the girls are fighting https://t.co/J0wcrIWhUt
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@LauraJedeed
Laura Jedeed
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I live in a welcoming neighborhood, but you wouldn't be welcome here either
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@LauraJedeed
Laura Jedeed
3 days
Is the town unwelcoming generally, or are you, specifically, unwelcome Higby cannot understand this question, never mind answer it, because he missed the development stage where one realizes that other people exist as distinct, autonomous entities (typically at 4-5 years old)
@camhigby
Cam Higby 🇺🇸
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I can confirm Dearborn feels like a foreign country. It’s unsettling, and there’s nothing welcoming about it.
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@LauraJedeed
Laura Jedeed
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This is more about cultural awareness than hygiene, but it's also not not about hygiene depending on who you're dealing with
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Laura Jedeed
3 days
Or maybe it's the right hand and the prince is reaching cross-body, hard to tell from this shot, but I choose to believe it's the left
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@LauraJedeed
Laura Jedeed
3 days
Great that Trump doesn't care where that hand's been because that appear to be the Crown Prince's left hand he's grabbing and that, in Arabic culture, is certainly a choice
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Aaron Rupar
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totally normal. nothing to see here.
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@LauraJedeed
Laura Jedeed
4 days
I did just run into the man from the elevator on one of the floors I was sent to and he gave me a huge smile and shouted "shout-out to my four Black sisters!" and I was like "hell yeah man"
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@LauraJedeed
Laura Jedeed
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I am now playing a very fun game called "go to the floor I was told to go to, ask for the service I need, and get sent to a different floor." This game can go on for a very long time
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@LauraJedeed
Laura Jedeed
4 days
The gentleman then informed me that they injected him with something on Floor 2 to make him impotent but too late and joke's on them: he's already fucked [indecipherable] Good for him, you know?
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@LauraJedeed
Laura Jedeed
4 days
God I love the VA. I sit down in the waiting room and the man next to me immediately turns to me and says "you ever shoot a raccoon?" So we talked for awhile. I had my appt, then rode the elevator with an elderly Black man who kept shouting "segregation now and forever"
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@LauraJedeed
Laura Jedeed
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"I don't understand why she'd derail her entire life for some diseased amoral disgusting monster who's old enough to be her grandfather" I love that for you, was it decades of therapy or are you just healthy like that
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@LauraJedeed
Laura Jedeed
4 days
This Olivia Nuzzi thing sure is something, I don't plan to read her book and I'm sick of hearing about it but also I cannot fully hate someone who let what I assume are several truckloads of daddy issues derail what looked, from the outside, like a perfect life
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