College is the first time when a lot of wealthy and privileged students learn that their experiences aren’t normal and they almost always get really weird about it
Nobody tells poor kids how to deal with rich kids in college. It’s just mindfuck culture shock for four years while the millions of dollars that separate them never goes addressed.
Cocaine is a funny drug to observe other people doing. Like, you’re at a party, and suddenly three of your friends emerge from a locked room, more annoying than they were before
The most radicalizing thing about the modern world is that a lot of people with money and power have decided that they’d rather render the planet uninhabitable for future generations than make less money
The problem with nepotism isn’t that famous people’s kids are unskilled—they’re usually very good at their jobs—but rather that no genuine infrastructure exists to support artists whose parents aren’t famous
People hate Taylor Swift’s music because it challenges and forces them to slow down, digest and engage deeper with what they’re audibly consuming. Instant gratification is ruining our ability to fully appreciate music
This is ghoulish on a level I can’t fully comprehend. An AI-generated children’s book about watching the beautiful glow of bombs falling on innocent civilians, framed as an act of courage in order to convince a child that murder is good. The mind boggles.
This is a children’s book that was written because the author was trying to explain what’s going on in Israel to his five-year-old daughter and he couldn’t find a resource with which to do it so he wrote one himself. Under the Rockets' Glow: Shira's Journey to Courage by Roman…
Every time I see a trailer for a bland musical adaptation that’s lit like a grocery store produce aisle, I remember that they could look like this instead
My biggest problem with the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels—even the two good ones—is that they walk back the most compelling bit about Jack Sparrow’s character in Curse of the Black Pearl: he’s honestly kind of a shitty pirate
Musicals have such a tremendous history in film, but nobody whose name isn’t Steven Spielberg understands that that kind of surreality requires intense stylism to work and it drives me insane
Teaching at an Ivy League university has gotta be the easiest shit in the world, all you need to do is teach a few classes comparing Charli XCX to Charles Dickens and look the other way when Hatecrime Lockheed neglects to complete any assignments
Harvard University will reportedly offer a new course in 2024 titled “Taylor Swift and Her World.”
The course will dive into how Swift's work intersects with the literary canon.
When I wrote for Van Magazine about class in music academia last year, one of the things I said is that rich people frequently don’t know they’re rich and really don’t like finding out.
It’s almost certainly a defensive reaction. After a lifetime of thinking you live a regular life, finding out that most people have so much less than you that they haven’t even considered things you take for granted has to be a little brain destroying
A dog is a homie that lives perpetually in your home. A cat is a weird little inexplicable alien muppet creature that sits on your lap while you watch tv. These are both compliments btw
Most arguments against experimental music cannot function if you acknowledge the simplest, most logical exploitation for why people make such music: they like it and think it’s cool
This isn’t even a good match cut! This is a technique that’s been around for over a century, I think a professional film and television crew should be able to pull it off better than this
-knight only gets a sword
-cowboy only gets a gun
-samurai only gets a sword
-pirate gets a sword and a brave of pistols and a really cool jacket
-all of these people have several venereal diseases
Taylor Swift is said to be considering legal action against the deepfake website that generated explicit AI images of her which circulated online, Daily Mail reports.
The joy of a good bottle episode is that it’s self-contained. Turning a bottle episode into a whole series is not only a cynical and embarrassing move, it defeats the purpose
The term “dad bod” is weird enough in and of itself, but I really hate that its meaning has shifted from a hot guy with a beer gut to a very fit and athletic body with little ab definition
I fully understand that in reality, this was probably a really scary moment for the judge but this video is so fucking funny, the way he just sails into frame arms akimbo like a bat is peak comedy
Worst musical score of the decade. Maybe of my lifetime. It’s a white guy who’s never listened to jazz before trying to recreate a Trombone Shorty album from 2011 based on the free samples he can find on iTunes and saying “music sounded like this in the 20s, right?”
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I worked as a bouncer in Boston in NYE in 2018, and when I kicked a woman out for being rude to staff, she told me her father would hear of this. I asked her if she was going to tell her father about all the coke she did in the bathroom
One thing about music theory that I wish was made more explicit to students is how a lot of the terminology is really obvious, even the jargony stuff. If you don’t know what something means and you make an educated guess, you’ll be right like 70% of the time
Thelonious Monk performing “Blue Monk” with Charlie Rouse on tenor saxophone, Larry Gales on bass and Ben Riley on drums live at the University Aula in Oslo, Noway, 1966.
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The new ‘JURASSIC WORLD’ movie needs a director that “would essentially have been more of a shooter.”
“There’s not enough time to work with new ideas.”
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Every month like clockwork, someone who makes several times the median American income complains about how they can’t make ends meet because they don’t know how to live within their means. These same people also believe legislation that would lower rents and raise wages is bad
NYC just isn't worth it anymore.
I heard a story last night about a guy who works at a large financial institution and is losing money by working in finance in NYC.
He has an MBA from a top 3 school, he’s a military veteran and an ‘A’ player.
Here is the breakdown: 👇…
We should also probably have a genuine conversation about how many people associate certain fashion trends with queerness when they probably shouldn’t. A lot of women with dyed hair are straighter than I am and I dress like I walked out of an Eddie Bauer catalog from 2010
A lot of her success as an artist is explicitly because she encourages this kind of parasocial behavior. There could be a world in which she doesn’t lead a death cult, but that’s also a world in which she has less money so she encourages her fans’ worst behavior
The 2021 West Side Story was so good not just because it’s one of our greatest directors putting in his best work in decades but because it reminded us how awesome these movies can be
The takeaway from these articles isn’t that you’re more susceptible to scams than you think, but rather that the wealthy are breathtakingly stupid, and the more money you have, the dumber you become
Later on, this guy bragged about being able to bench 185, as if that isn’t a very normal amount of weight for a grown man who doesn’t work out regularly
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You definitely have family money. The only people who talk like you do are people who don’t want to be honest about their privilege
Artists from wealthy families think discussions about classism in the arts imply that they’re bad at their jobs, but that’s not the case. The problem is that the work you put in and the skills you learn doing so don’t matter if you can’t afford dozens of pay to play opportunities
I understand this extremely inside baseball dork shit but I don’t know how someone can watch a clip of a guy playing a $1,500 resonator guitar and singing into a $3,500 Neumann mic on a 90 acre farm and think he’s some working class unknown whose success is totally organic
Nobody who complains about pop music being too simple actually listens to complex music. All their faves are the simplest, most digestible works in the European tonal canon
hot (?) take: ttpd is MEANT to be long. it's meant to tire you out and beat you up. she wants us to look up at her from the floor at the end of it so she can go "that's how you feel after 2 hours? try doing it full time". she's giving us a glimpse into what it's like to be her
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We’re mad because your dads are millionaires who gave you a job for your 20th birthday and let you do coke every night for four years and call it a college experience
The rich are relying grim calculus that states that they’ll be dead by the time the worst effects of climate change reach people of their station. It’s hard to have faith in any system that’s designed to encourage the accumulation of capital after recognizing that.
I would actually really like to hear what a post-fame Taylor Swift album would sound like. She’s obviously skilled, but her commitment to branding holds her back. She’s a billionaire, she should get weird with it
Money is a construct we invented as a tool. It’s useful, but shouldn’t control our lives. The planet and its climate is real and tangible, and we’ve decided to destroy it in the service of an agreed upon fiction. It’s hard to be hopeful.
If the arts had genuine widespread support for artists with few resources, nobody would be complaining about the children of famous people making their projects on their terms. It’s a problem because nobody else gets to do that, barring extraordinary luck
I once read that there’s no conclusive evidence of spiked war flails actually being used in combat and I have no idea if it’s true but I hope so, it’s really funny to think we willed an instrument of war into existence because it would be sick if it were real
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Look man, if you think the art world has a terminal shortage of sculptures of dying twinks, be the change you wish to see in the world and learn how to sculpt. Otherwise, don’t tell artists what to do.
The problem with the Marsalis definition of jazz as having 1) swing, 2) blues, and 3) improvisation...
...is that bluegrass music fits that definition perfectly, and Bossa Nova has none of it, but jazz school students study Jobim, not Earl Scruggs.
Genre is a weird thing.