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award-losing composer | lapsed saxophonist | please commission me to write a Hellraiser opera | he/him

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5 months
What’s your favorite photo where someone is visibly seething with contempt
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the word “eepy” gets thrown around too easily these days. however,
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he ZONKED OUT
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College is the first time when a lot of wealthy and privileged students learn that their experiences aren’t normal and they almost always get really weird about it
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Nobody tells poor kids how to deal with rich kids in college. It’s just mindfuck culture shock for four years while the millions of dollars that separate them never goes addressed.
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Cocaine is a funny drug to observe other people doing. Like, you’re at a party, and suddenly three of your friends emerge from a locked room, more annoying than they were before
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honey x3
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how did y’all react the first time yall seen someone doing c*ke?
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The most radicalizing thing about the modern world is that a lot of people with money and power have decided that they’d rather render the planet uninhabitable for future generations than make less money
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We are witnessing the collapse of our ecosystem and no one seems to care
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I have some really bad news
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Being a college professor is the dream, dude. $80,000+ per year just to fuckin yap about your interests in a big auditorium
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What kind of loser pretends to have read a book?
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Be honest! How many? 👀
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Every day, I’m reminded how many people would probably chase a hundred dollar bill on a fishing pole in real life
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Almanaque Disney
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Riley 🏳️‍🌈?
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Scottish police have a chance to do the funniest thing
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Sky News
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J K Rowling dares police to arrest her as new hate crime laws come into force in Scotland
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To Unalive a Mockingbird
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This is bad news for me; I’m always opening my torso and pouring Coca Cola directly onto my liver
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@arvofart
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2 months
The problem with nepotism isn’t that famous people’s kids are unskilled—they’re usually very good at their jobs—but rather that no genuine infrastructure exists to support artists whose parents aren’t famous
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What’s an example of nepotism that you’re actually a fan of?
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@arvofart
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2 years
Every six months, Hillary Clinton emerges from her mansion to tell a major newspaper that the next election is too vital to care about civil rights
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@arvofart
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This is an insane thing to say about the biggest pop star on earth
@goodgirlfaithhh
jasmine
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People hate Taylor Swift’s music because it challenges and forces them to slow down, digest and engage deeper with what they’re audibly consuming. Instant gratification is ruining our ability to fully appreciate music
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Her music is mostly ok but sometimes very good, and it really sucks that you can’t criticize her that mildly without people threatening to kill you
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Skyla ♥️🩺
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What is the most UNPOPULAR opinion you have of “Taylor Swift”
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This is ghoulish on a level I can’t fully comprehend. An AI-generated children’s book about watching the beautiful glow of bombs falling on innocent civilians, framed as an act of courage in order to convince a child that murder is good. The mind boggles.
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Mayim Bialik
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This is a children’s book that was written because the author was trying to explain what’s going on in Israel to his five-year-old daughter and he couldn’t find a resource with which to do it so he wrote one himself. Under the Rockets' Glow: Shira's Journey to Courage by Roman…
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Every time I see a trailer for a bland musical adaptation that’s lit like a grocery store produce aisle, I remember that they could look like this instead
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Mike Carolla
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WEST SIDE STORY is really brilliant man. Spielberg brought the juice
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I’m not like most guys. I’m a bit quirky. When I see a beautiful lady with huge cans, I’m low key into it
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YOD
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Hear me out
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My biggest problem with the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels—even the two good ones—is that they walk back the most compelling bit about Jack Sparrow’s character in Curse of the Black Pearl: he’s honestly kind of a shitty pirate
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Ah yes, a year without working, a thing the average American can afford to do
@AP
The Associated Press
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Breaking from routine with a mini sabbatical or 'adult gap year' can be rejuvenating
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Critical support to his interns. Hope they can finally get some sleep
@SolaceCinema
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Hans Zimmer has completed recording the ‘DUNE: PART TWO’ soundtrack.
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The grand tragedy of Ryan Gosling is that there’s no longer a market for 1930s screwball comedies
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Musicals have such a tremendous history in film, but nobody whose name isn’t Steven Spielberg understands that that kind of surreality requires intense stylism to work and it drives me insane
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People are so normal online
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Teaching at an Ivy League university has gotta be the easiest shit in the world, all you need to do is teach a few classes comparing Charli XCX to Charles Dickens and look the other way when Hatecrime Lockheed neglects to complete any assignments
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Harvard University will reportedly offer a new course in 2024 titled “Taylor Swift and Her World.” The course will dive into how Swift's work intersects with the literary canon.
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When I wrote for Van Magazine about class in music academia last year, one of the things I said is that rich people frequently don’t know they’re rich and really don’t like finding out.
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It’s almost certainly a defensive reaction. After a lifetime of thinking you live a regular life, finding out that most people have so much less than you that they haven’t even considered things you take for granted has to be a little brain destroying
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the so-called master race is not sending their best lol
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Jazz Studies departments be like
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Billy Jarrett
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A dog is a homie that lives perpetually in your home. A cat is a weird little inexplicable alien muppet creature that sits on your lap while you watch tv. These are both compliments btw
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Yeah I know lmao I’ve heard his music
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Most arguments against experimental music cannot function if you acknowledge the simplest, most logical exploitation for why people make such music: they like it and think it’s cool
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This isn’t even a good match cut! This is a technique that’s been around for over a century, I think a professional film and television crew should be able to pull it off better than this
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ceo of dallas liu
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avatar live action was so sick for this transition
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How I feel when I watch a movie set between 1920-1936 but the sax player in the band is playing an instrument with the bell keys on the wrong side
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@seikil0s Even the little things are buck wild? Oh, who did I take private lessons with before college? Nobody lol, I went to public school
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-knight only gets a sword -cowboy only gets a gun -samurai only gets a sword -pirate gets a sword and a brave of pistols and a really cool jacket -all of these people have several venereal diseases
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Cian 🇮🇪
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men: which one's cooler
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Why do so many people on this site hate The Northman so much? It rocks
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If Taylor Swift gets AI media banned, I will turn this page into a stan account. I am a man of my word and I can commit to a bit
@PopBase
Pop Base
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Taylor Swift is said to be considering legal action against the deepfake website that generated explicit AI images of her which circulated online, Daily Mail reports.
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The joy of a good bottle episode is that it’s self-contained. Turning a bottle episode into a whole series is not only a cynical and embarrassing move, it defeats the purpose
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New dumbest guy alive just dropped
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Happy As Slow As Possible Chord Change Day to all who celebrate
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The term “dad bod” is weird enough in and of itself, but I really hate that its meaning has shifted from a hot guy with a beer gut to a very fit and athletic body with little ab definition
@MailOnline
Daily Mail Online
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Travis Kelce defends his 'Dad bod' after Chiefs star and Taylor Swift were spotted on the beach together in the Bahamas: 'It's March!'
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I fully understand that in reality, this was probably a really scary moment for the judge but this video is so fucking funny, the way he just sails into frame arms akimbo like a bat is peak comedy
@LasVegasLocally
Las Vegas Locally 🌴
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A man attacked a Clark County judge in court today after she denied his probation.
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@zachsilberberg I choose to believe this was a sincere suggestion
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Worst musical score of the decade. Maybe of my lifetime. It’s a white guy who’s never listened to jazz before trying to recreate a Trombone Shorty album from 2011 based on the free samples he can find on iTunes and saying “music sounded like this in the 20s, right?”
@joerussotweets
Joe Russo
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One year ago today, I joined the BABYLON hive. The party sequence is PURE cinema.
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@madisontayt_ I worked as a bouncer in Boston in NYE in 2018, and when I kicked a woman out for being rude to staff, she told me her father would hear of this. I asked her if she was going to tell her father about all the coke she did in the bathroom
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Jack Sparrow: Washed-Up Has Been is much more interesting than Jack Sparrow: The Most Important Pirate In History
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Jazz beef goes crazier than you would ever believe. Lee Morgan was shot to death on stage
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jazz beef would go so crazy. imagine you diss someone and they invent a new time signature about it
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One thing about music theory that I wish was made more explicit to students is how a lot of the terminology is really obvious, even the jargony stuff. If you don’t know what something means and you make an educated guess, you’ll be right like 70% of the time
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The most incredible thing about Fury Road is how it was able to recreate this kind of visual energy without directly putting the crew in mortal danger
@mccrabb_will
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This shot in the first Mad Max film and how DP David Eggby shot it.
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You useless philistines don’t deserve music this good
@thejazzestate
The Jazz Estate
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Thelonious Monk performing “Blue Monk” with Charlie Rouse on tenor saxophone, Larry Gales on bass and Ben Riley on drums live at the University Aula in Oslo, Noway, 1966.
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What’s the bleakest movie you’ve ever seen? Not the scariest, most violent, or most disturbing, but the most overwhelmingly hopeless movie
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What’s your favorite movie about a guy who sucks
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I simply must pinch his cheeks
@CGMeifangZhang
Zhang Meifang
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Introducing Papa, one of the most popular stray cats living in the Palace Museum in Beijing. Our feline friend is easily recognizable for its plump but agile orange-colored body. Make sure you to say hello when you visit the Forbidden City! #PalaceMuseum #ForbiddenCity #Beijing
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“There’s not enough time to work with new ideas” is such a bleak and succinct summation of this current moment in pop culture
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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The new ‘JURASSIC WORLD’ movie needs a director that “would essentially have been more of a shooter.” “There’s not enough time to work with new ideas.” (Source: )
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Every month like clockwork, someone who makes several times the median American income complains about how they can’t make ends meet because they don’t know how to live within their means. These same people also believe legislation that would lower rents and raise wages is bad
@IamScottlarson
Scott L
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NYC just isn't worth it anymore. I heard a story last night about a guy who works at a large financial institution and is losing money by working in finance in NYC. He has an MBA from a top 3 school, he’s a military veteran and an ‘A’ player. Here is the breakdown: 👇…
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We should also probably have a genuine conversation about how many people associate certain fashion trends with queerness when they probably shouldn’t. A lot of women with dyed hair are straighter than I am and I dress like I walked out of an Eddie Bauer catalog from 2010
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A lot of her success as an artist is explicitly because she encourages this kind of parasocial behavior. There could be a world in which she doesn’t lead a death cult, but that’s also a world in which she has less money so she encourages her fans’ worst behavior
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Anyone who tries to ground a musical in dull realism deserves eternal pain. Breaking out in song is inherently silly if it isn’t supported by style!
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Like, you’re talking about Taylor Swift, not Björk lmao
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You’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for death, who shall come for us all
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You better not be talking shit because I always keep that glock on me
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Every university music school on earth is full of guys who dress like this and look like dogshit
@shah_ddd
shahd
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an outfit all men look hot in
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Tom Waits is Bruce Springsteen’s wario
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The 2021 West Side Story was so good not just because it’s one of our greatest directors putting in his best work in decades but because it reminded us how awesome these movies can be
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If you follow these simple instructions, you too could get 50 overworked interns to appropriate your way to the least deserved Oscar since 2004
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Open Culture
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How Hans Zimmer Created the Otherworldly Soundtrack for Dune
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@NotHaryan Have you seen a movie before or are you just aware of the concept
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The takeaway from these articles isn’t that you’re more susceptible to scams than you think, but rather that the wealthy are breathtakingly stupid, and the more money you have, the dumber you become
@NYMag
New York Magazine
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. @thecut 's financial advice columnist @charlottecowles never thought she was the kind of person to fall for a scam. Until it happened.
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Later on, this guy bragged about being able to bench 185, as if that isn’t a very normal amount of weight for a grown man who doesn’t work out regularly
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this blew up
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@jmarsh5 @BrendanPlease @danmassoud You definitely have family money. The only people who talk like you do are people who don’t want to be honest about their privilege
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Artists from wealthy families think discussions about classism in the arts imply that they’re bad at their jobs, but that’s not the case. The problem is that the work you put in and the skills you learn doing so don’t matter if you can’t afford dozens of pay to play opportunities
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I understand this extremely inside baseball dork shit but I don’t know how someone can watch a clip of a guy playing a $1,500 resonator guitar and singing into a $3,500 Neumann mic on a 90 acre farm and think he’s some working class unknown whose success is totally organic
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Nobody who complains about pop music being too simple actually listens to complex music. All their faves are the simplest, most digestible works in the European tonal canon
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“No you don’t understand. The album is SUPPOSED to be dogshit. It’s actually very subversive”
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dark & twisty | 🇵🇸
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hot (?) take: ttpd is MEANT to be long. it's meant to tire you out and beat you up. she wants us to look up at her from the floor at the end of it so she can go "that's how you feel after 2 hours? try doing it full time". she's giving us a glimpse into what it's like to be her
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@McR1B69 Indiana Jones and the Empire of the Sun goes crazy hard
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@NBAManiac77 @dmiller8311998 @notziora We’re mad because your dads are millionaires who gave you a job for your 20th birthday and let you do coke every night for four years and call it a college experience
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The rich are relying grim calculus that states that they’ll be dead by the time the worst effects of climate change reach people of their station. It’s hard to have faith in any system that’s designed to encourage the accumulation of capital after recognizing that.
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I would actually really like to hear what a post-fame Taylor Swift album would sound like. She’s obviously skilled, but her commitment to branding holds her back. She’s a billionaire, she should get weird with it
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Help me fill this out
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For that price, you can also get a used Yamaha YAS 875-EX, the greatest alto saxophone ever made
@MKBHD
Marques Brownlee
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Apple Vision Pro starts at $3499 next year
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I have some bad news for this lady about Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
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Acyn
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“I think the majority of people… they can acknowledge that Gay Nutcracker and Black Disabled Santa has gone way too far”
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Money is a construct we invented as a tool. It’s useful, but shouldn’t control our lives. The planet and its climate is real and tangible, and we’ve decided to destroy it in the service of an agreed upon fiction. It’s hard to be hopeful.
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If the arts had genuine widespread support for artists with few resources, nobody would be complaining about the children of famous people making their projects on their terms. It’s a problem because nobody else gets to do that, barring extraordinary luck
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I once read that there’s no conclusive evidence of spiked war flails actually being used in combat and I have no idea if it’s true but I hope so, it’s really funny to think we willed an instrument of war into existence because it would be sick if it were real
@pyrameadhead
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Flail gang, if you even care
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@culturaltutor Look man, if you think the art world has a terminal shortage of sculptures of dying twinks, be the change you wish to see in the world and learn how to sculpt. Otherwise, don’t tell artists what to do.
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People on this website will call Denis Villeneuve a hack and then proceed to make a vulgar auteurist defense of Sicario 2: Day of the Solidado
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@HariSel57511397 Dog I think you might just be an actual fascist
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@steamyporkbuns Do you hear yourself??
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One of the artistic hills I’m dying on is that genre is a fundamentally social phenomenon and that artists shouldn’t concern themselves with it.
@its_adamneely
Adam Neely
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The problem with the Marsalis definition of jazz as having 1) swing, 2) blues, and 3) improvisation... ...is that bluegrass music fits that definition perfectly, and Bossa Nova has none of it, but jazz school students study Jobim, not Earl Scruggs. Genre is a weird thing.
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Everyone who works at a bar on St. Paddy’s weekend deserves $25K and a gun
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That’s impossible. It’s not in the building’s financial interest to be on fire
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No big deal, the offices of @reason magazine are on fire. This is fine.
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Every day, someone logs onto the internet and says that it’s problematic for a man to have hobbies
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@big_cheddars It’s not lore, it’s just unethical business practices
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