Madame Bovary Summer
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I own The Young Pope on Blu-ray
Best Coast
Joined June 2023
BREAKING: My partner Mads and I wrote a sexy collection of short stories just for you. Out next month and available for preorder today! Be seen poolside with the hottest book of the summer and enjoy having the irresistible aura of a literary tastemaker ✨ .
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RT @basedgizmo: You can’t just say those first 3 words and move on with the rest of the sentence.
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I feel at peace about only ever being perceived as gay or a homophobe on here.
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CHINESE STATE MEDIA CALLS U.S. A 'SURVEILLANCE EMPIRE' — RTRS.
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woman on my last Alaska Airlines flight got bumped up to an earlier boarding group and when an attendant told her she was in the wrong seat she explained that she thought she had been granted permission to choose any seat she liked.
Ok genuinely how do so many people accidentally sit in the wrong seat/row on airplanes? I don’t understand how it’s difficult, it is literally just matching a number and a letter . I have made the argument in the past that nobody is an NPC but you’re making this very hard on me.
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everything else aside why are you sending kids to sleepaway camp just to livestream their activities
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RT @ggooooddddoogg: it’s normal to have intrusive thoughts about pissing into the dyson airblade.
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complete Oregon book haul. bought from Cloud & Leaf in Manzanita, Artifacts in Hood River, and Parallel Worlds in Portland
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they don’t have a name for this kind of struggle.
@Aristocratiq I have never seen a photo of someone who looks more like a pedophile than this. I’d lock him up based solely on this image.
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feeling pretty owned by this blue check who scrolled through my feed to find a shirtless selfie i’d posted so he could repost it himself.
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