In honour of Desantis dropping out of the presidential race I'm marking my newsletter article about the time his campaign retweeted a 'patrick bateman sigma male' edit of him free
Amorphous Globosa, a phenomenon in cattle where instead of a normally developed foetus, a spherical structure covered by hairy skin and/or primitive mouthparts is formed (im obsessed by this btw)
@mrice97
Men like this used to lead legions into battle. Now he sits in traffic, on the way to the same cubicle every day. Where he will listen to some HR harpy lecture him on how he is the problem, while he watches as his society slowly decays. He may have brief moments of happiness with…
It’s crazy that in every single university there is a gaggle of “campus conservatives” whose single public complaint is that no one wants to be friends with them
I saw a girl on tiktok say that she didn’t buy anyone presents this year but instead just bought herself all the things she wanted and— that makes so much more sense
My prof: giants aren’t real
Me: 🙋♀️ there’s a tiktoker that posted a video of a giant and now he’s dead after he posted about the government stalking and threatening him
My prof (decades in academia): idk
It might be all over for Ian Miles Cheong.
One of the biggest media sites in Malaysia is now publishing calls to charge him with sedition.
I pray that
@elonmusk
will chopper him out of Kuala Lumpur before it’s too late
"shoes off" is one of the dumbest social customs of all time. yeah sure let's all take our shoes on and off 20 times a day so we can keep up a charade that the floor is somehow clean. no thanks.
“If these allegations are true, they represent an outrageous affront to Canada’s sovereignty,” says Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre as he comments on the possible involvement of the Indian government in the killing of B.C. Sikh leader Hardeep Singh Nijjar.
#cdnpoli
If Napoleon went to a psychiatrist today he'd get ADHD pills. From the battlefield he wrote letters setting down regulations for French theatre, reopened investigations into real-life murder mysteries - all while being one of history's greatest conquerers. Today he'd get ritalin
Current main takeaway from new incredibly good hbomb video is that if that YouTube historian guy plagiarized that article so thoroughly and his rewrite of it was so much worse than the original then there’s no way that’s his first time right. Like is anyone checking this
Cannot believe anyone can talk about Dune lore without mentioning the planet all of the Jews escaped to that’s so secretive we only learn about it vaguely in the sixth book
mcdonald’s used to gender the toys that came in happy meals. like they’d give little girls & boys different toys. to act as tho gendered socialization is a baseless theory is to actually delude & lie to urself.
🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk facing $258 BILLION racketeering lawsuit for his role in "running a pyramid scheme" to defraud investors with Dogecoin, an unregistered security.
Was wondering why men will say “I had a great time we should do that again” after an obviously bad first date. Turns out it’s because they want to have sex with you
Breaking News: A grand jury in New York has voted to indict Donald Trump over his role in a hush money payment to a porn star, according to four people with knowledge of the matter.
I don’t live anywhere near fucking Canada. I find this smoke story a bit far-fetched. Can that shit really travel so far, or are we being (literally) gassed?
People in China are painting concrete ground and barren hills green to make it look like grass.
This is being done in order to deal with the CCP authorities’ inspection and cheat satellite aerial photos.