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In honour of Desantis dropping out of the presidential race I'm marking my newsletter article about the time his campaign retweeted a 'patrick bateman sigma male' edit of him free
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It’s so important to stress how much bears are just guys
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
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She really embodies health ledger’s joker in this in a way I don’t think anyone else has
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i need whatever drug concoction they give her
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twink death is a terrifying thing
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I’m convinced whoever came up with the idea for those combined subway surfers and family guy tik toks is an agent of the devil
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*kendrick Lamar voice* when I was in the third grade I thought that I was gay
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Really cool stuff happens when you google your name
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Tik tok
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A second Ezra Miller has crashed into the twin towers
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I’m sorry but nothing better than when a guy is sort of pathetic about you
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Elon clearly does not want to continue running twitter so by far the funniest possible option to his poll is no
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ⓘ This user has never fought a Roman legion
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How do you even stop this? I mean seriously??
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Horrifying. looks like something made by the super computer from I have no mouth but I must scream
@TeyanaToad
🇵🇸 Teyana
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Amorphous Globosa, a phenomenon in cattle where instead of a normally developed foetus, a spherical structure covered by hairy skin and/or primitive mouthparts is formed (im obsessed by this btw)
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Finished bojack. Great series . Enjoyed it. Not sure why this image is attached don’t know how to delete
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ⓘ this user has never felt the rage of Poseidon
@notkavi
kavi 🌉🚱
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Ok but like unironically it's literally a 4 day boat trip
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the "married streamer caught watching deep fake porn of his streamer friends" scandal may have been designed by the CIA to try to make me hate men
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That’s like, a thing he explicitly told you not to do
@The_Hellenist
The Hellenist ☀️
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The Communists won by rallying behind Marx. We will win by rallying behind Nietzsche.
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Sometimes on twitter the stars align and you get to quote Deuteronomy to a catholic
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Problematic philosophers and their crimes - a thread
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I cannot express how satisfying this family guy clip is to me
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@Liv_Agar
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Penis… de femme…
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Do you guys think in ancient times everyone was the boss
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Aesthetica
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@mrice97 Men like this used to lead legions into battle. Now he sits in traffic, on the way to the same cubicle every day. Where he will listen to some HR harpy lecture him on how he is the problem, while he watches as his society slowly decays. He may have brief moments of happiness with…
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@Liv_Agar
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Twitter is Facebook now
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*explaining walkable cities to an american* do you know that show about burgers?
@yhdistyminen
bob's burgers urbanist 🐿️
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in many American cities
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I hate men so much sometimes
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@Liv_Agar
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This account has got to be run by like a 6 year old
@creation247
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸
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This is a reminder that we used to build windmills that looked like this... but why did we stop?
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It’s crazy that in every single university there is a gaggle of “campus conservatives” whose single public complaint is that no one wants to be friends with them
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Funniest type of religious belief possible are Catholics who don’t like the pope
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I like that for this to be as outrageous as it’s implied here that this sort of thing actually works
@michaeljknowles
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EXCLUSIVE: Top PornHub staff admits to inserting “gay” and “trans” themes into mainstream porn to “convert” straight men
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No it doesn’t
@_goldraven
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I saw a girl on tiktok say that she didn’t buy anyone presents this year but instead just bought herself all the things she wanted and— that makes so much more sense
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We need to establish a cross cultural dialogue with China on the good doctor memes
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ꋬ꒤ꇙ꓄꒐ꋊ 大傻子 🍉🍉🍉
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@JUNlPER "Amputate everything below the neck."
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This might be the worst book cover of all time
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My prof: giants aren’t real Me: 🙋‍♀️ there’s a tiktoker that posted a video of a giant and now he’s dead after he posted about the government stalking and threatening him My prof (decades in academia): idk
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Happy 24th birthday to my favourite onion joke
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Tragic, all those people have been trying to warn him by reminding him he lives in Malaysia but he didn’t listen…
@DrewPavlou
Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼
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It might be all over for Ian Miles Cheong. One of the biggest media sites in Malaysia is now publishing calls to charge him with sedition. I pray that @elonmusk will chopper him out of Kuala Lumpur before it’s too late
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@Liv_Agar
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Buying a bud light and cracking open a cold pint of nothing
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@Liv_Agar
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Remember
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Genuinely unreal moment for a splice
@rustyrockets
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This is happening
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A majority of trad memes could be reformulated as a 6 year old child asking a question
@creation247
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸
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what happened?
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It’s really cool how fond American evangelicals are of doing blasphemy
@patriottakes
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸
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Lauren Boebert claims Jesus “didn’t have enough [AR-15s] to keep his government from killing him.”
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He’s finally at peace
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@ettingermentum
ettingermentum🥥🌴
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IT’S SO FUCKING OVER
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“It’s pretty hard to explain” no it isn’t. It’s actually very easy to explain.
@heshidicjudaism
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they readily admit that the logic of rape and domination is titillating to them. No quarter to these disgusting pigs.
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@aloedotjello
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the solidarity between two people who have beef with the same person is incredible
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Banning Juuls right before the mid term is reaching levels of Brandon we’ve never seen before
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Readers added context this user is American
@eatpraydiehard
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"shoes off" is one of the dumbest social customs of all time. yeah sure let's all take our shoes on and off 20 times a day so we can keep up a charade that the floor is somehow clean. no thanks.
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Learning about code
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Remembering the urban dictionary post someone made because they were so mad at my tik tok
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@fourleafisland
the struggler 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸
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killing bugs is like. yes its just a bug. but does your fear or inconvenience of a life make it an unworthy one
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Easiest decision of my life
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They fired Dr Han
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This screenshot a guy voluntarily uploaded to r/tinder is killing me
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Chariot racing is back in a big way
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@nkulw The only real love language is Dutch
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Least submissive drow male
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Thinking about this scene from au service de la France between French and American intelligence
@NoahShachtman
Noah Shachtman
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EXCLUSIVE: Trump bragged he had 'intelligence' about Macron's sex life
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Always so embarrassing when someone forgets to log onto their porn account to make a post
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I am going to become the joker
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Gaining immense joy after being told that someone’s doing “mr beast satanic panic” and then getting really sad after finding out why
@basedspinach
Spinachbrah 🥗
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Mr. Beast’s friend Chris says near word for word what a demon possessed man told Jesus Christ “We are like a legion We are one We are many”
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20 second mark
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“If these allegations are true, they represent an outrageous affront to Canada’s sovereignty,” says Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre as he comments on the possible involvement of the Indian government in the killing of B.C. Sikh leader Hardeep Singh Nijjar. #cdnpoli
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If someone gave napoleon Vyvanse they would be speaking French in Berlin right now
@oldbooksguy
Jash Dholani
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If Napoleon went to a psychiatrist today he'd get ADHD pills. From the battlefield he wrote letters setting down regulations for French theatre, reopened investigations into real-life murder mysteries - all while being one of history's greatest conquerers. Today he'd get ritalin
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Turkey is not beating the Greece allegations here
@riboore
Rosane🐉
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@AlTonno1 💀💀
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Men should be allowed to be gay about pussy
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“Twink death,” or as regular people like to call it: ageing
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This was 9/11 for people who were living in the early 2000s
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I like that guys have managed to create the exact inverse of being poly
@pIain_tofu
halo 𐙚
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modern romance
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Current main takeaway from new incredibly good hbomb video is that if that YouTube historian guy plagiarized that article so thoroughly and his rewrite of it was so much worse than the original then there’s no way that’s his first time right. Like is anyone checking this
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Conservatives hate Biden so much they’re bringing back Irish racism
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My cartoon Thursday @TheTimes . Where the emphasis of Blarney Biden’s visit lies. ` #JoeBiden #Ireland
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It’s cool that this is what headlines will look like until the world ends
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@ettingermentum
ettingermentum🥥🌴
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Jesus fucking Christ
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Elon please. Pull the plug.
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Cannot believe anyone can talk about Dune lore without mentioning the planet all of the Jews escaped to that’s so secretive we only learn about it vaguely in the sixth book
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explaining gender to an american
@dykeangels
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mcdonald’s used to gender the toys that came in happy meals. like they’d give little girls & boys different toys. to act as tho gendered socialization is a baseless theory is to actually delude & lie to urself.
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Funniest conceivable reason for why he added the doge to the twitter main screen
@williamlegate
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🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk facing $258 BILLION racketeering lawsuit for his role in "running a pyramid scheme" to defraud investors with Dogecoin, an unregistered security.
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WHAT YEAR IS IT
@Hamsterpilled_
El Hamsterrifico
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Women made fun of gamers and gaming communities for being nerds for decades, and now they expect men to act like nothing happened.
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Was wondering why men will say “I had a great time we should do that again” after an obviously bad first date. Turns out it’s because they want to have sex with you
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Gay men are the men of the gay community
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Every day I wake up and wonder why I got a 1 star Uber passenger review
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Quebec canonically exists in the Baldurs gate universe
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do u think she plays team fortress 2
@schaferfiles
hunter schafer gallery.
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hunter schafer.
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He’s absolutely getting ahead of a story
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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Political attacks on me will escalate dramatically in coming months
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When are people going to realize that “I am sick of this new meme faster than everyone else” isn’t a brag you’re just more online
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“All this just to fuck men” is so powerful
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good reddit
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It’s cool that every reply to this is just incredibly wrong
@GarandThumb1
Garand Thumb
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What were some History facts that you were taught in school that turned out to be false?
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@nytimes
The New York Times
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Breaking News: A grand jury in New York has voted to indict Donald Trump over his role in a hush money payment to a porn star, according to four people with knowledge of the matter.
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@fellawhomstdve I have a fever and the only cure is more Feyd Rautha
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@AngletonOrchids
Angleton’s Orchids
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I don’t live anywhere near fucking Canada. I find this smoke story a bit far-fetched. Can that shit really travel so far, or are we being (literally) gassed?
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Incredible things are happening on Reddit
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I am goikg to pass out
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I love liking tweets that I’m not quite sure if I agree with then liking the tweets that say they’re wrong
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Breaking: president xi has ordered that tunnels be painted onto cliff faces
@songpinganq
Songpinganq
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People in China are painting concrete ground and barren hills green to make it look like grass. This is being done in order to deal with the CCP authorities’ inspection and cheat satellite aerial photos.
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Harkonnen cake
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@coolandfunray
Ray 🫡
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Hall of fame liv agar dm slide
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