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#MFAM ceezP(+) #UBI blah blah blah Advocating to end legislated poverty.

Happy to see you! *masked*
Joined July 2011
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1/4 🧵I wish that your comments on the DTC included the fact that the Federal Liberals sent a one time payment of $600 to all disabled Canadians at the start of the pandemic. When that went out it only went to 40% of all disabled Canadians. The DTC is more than outmoded, ...
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On the Canada Disability Benefit (CDB) #onpoli #cdnpoli
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@HousingCrisisW Cute how he talks about how many homes he has and how many extra thousands of people are looking to rent from him as if he isn't the reason single family homes are incredibly over valued and entirely unavailable causing people to seek rentals because ownership is out of reach.
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@FortniteGame Thanks Fortnite. Now the only way I was able to watch it was to see it through someone else's perspective and hearing 4 grown men OOOHING and AAAHING...
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@DanRather @PeterAlexander From the same interview. The emperor isn't wearing any clothes, and not enough are telling him. I didn't make this edit, but it's too good not to share.
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@FortniteGame Trying to log in 5 full minutes before and I can't get in??? Battle buses full????
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You ain't seent this yet??? @NICKMERCS lmao!!
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@pattonoswalt The edit you were looking for. I did not make this.
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@merrilldubs @normalguycaruso Hasn't been eaten yet, but I'm feeling this. . .
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@NASA 2020 Strikes again.
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I will never get over the fact that MPPs in Ontario all get $2,300 housing allowance on top of their 6 figure salary, but can only muster an additional $58 for those on ODSP who get $497 within their benefit. Oppo MPPs won't criticize these figures using this comparison either.
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@D37131171 @Chaxings @FortniteGame BRUTE = thanos + infinity blade. Another one of those "fun if you have it" / "Not fun if you don't" items Epic loves to throw out there.
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@biondosfan @mtvcell You are an enabler for their bad behaviour.
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@P3rf0rm @FortniteGame Not sure what you mean by this, but thanks. I also tried before that and got network error. No reason to be shut out like that.
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@RickandMorty @JustinRoiland Is it just me, or is Dan Harmon slowly morphing into Rick?
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@Sethrogen The outside of these look awesome, but I really love those cracks on the inside. Reminds me of those desert pics.
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@SweetRabbitFN @FortniteGame I stole this from reddit. Worth a read.
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@TSM_Myth Nope. If someone out there just "licks" those, they probably end up with juice all over their fingers because it melts too fast.
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@mynamesnotgordy If you had told me when I was younger I would seethe with rage upon seeing a woman hold up a cookie with a smiling face on it, I would have thought you were crazy, but here we are.
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@TwistedDoes @Ninja ShUt Up AnD gAmE(dribble). Your opinion? Keep it to yourself.
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@TPAIN Viola freakin Davis?? Oh man... Good luck with all that.
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@manishie_ @SypherPK I think you should be able to adopt another dog for every time Sypher runs away from the baby making responsibilities. ;)
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@Ethanrix23 @HousingCrisisW Some are out of touch, but a LOT know exactly what they're doing.
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@dakotaz @Avxry Some reddit gold:
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@Regula_Aurea @RexChapman Old white racist is the only reinforced stereotype I see.
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@babadookspinoza @veryloudwoman They already used white phosphorous... They're racking up the war crimes, tbh.
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@WhackMaine @dakotaz Uh, DK is on native and is welcoming home all of the pros that switched from native back to native. Not one part of this post is complaining. smhmh
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Hey guys. Seems @fordnation doesn't like it when you tag him during his vacation. Probably even worse if you're doing it to remind him of his responsibilities to those on ODSP who need more funding.
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The opp just visited my home at the request of @fordnation ! They threatened to jail me if I continued posting here on Twitter tagging him! I am paralyzed and no threat to anyone! This is your tax dollar at work! The people on #odsp need help and I'm just trying to raise awareness
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@JLoveFN_ I literally won my first solo game yesterday. 1st win out of only 159 tries and I normally only play them for top 10 challenges. I am proud that I killed 6 people for the win, but I felt HELLA dirty that 3 of them were me TORCHING people with that stupid B.R.U.T.E. Wasn't "fun".
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@Binky390 @P3rf0rm @FortniteGame Tried well before that and was getting Network Connection errors, but thank you for the helpful comment.
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@JoshGroberman Do they need to be dirt poor to advocate for the poor? Had they won, disabled Canadians and Seniors would have gotten a $2,200 guaranteed basic livable income. Sick burn I guess...
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@mynamesnotgordy @Travisdhanraj @JustinTrudeau My late night cabinet meetings usually involve cookies.
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@jahewittindy @RexChapman Anyone else quickly google Bob Barker????
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@fasc1nate Glad they had a tarp there to catch.....
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@Simon_Hypixel @elonmusk True. He bought a bunch of trees for us.... and then there's that space stuff. ;)
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@Wyzfar @OpTic_Scumper @NICKMERCS @Nadeshot FWIW, the difference is that Nade and Nick are VERY good friends. You on the other hand. I'm guessing are not good friends with either Nick or Scump. Friendly banter like that between friends: good. What you did is compliment someone at someone else's expense: not so much.
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@Skittles @SkittlesMorse @FallGuysGame I think the legal team can relax. I feel like they approve.
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@RexChapman Thank you for sharing. F Cancer! The safest statue in the world, Thunder Bay.
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@RexChapman Not that it matters and not that it would be the only time it happened, but this was 2011. And with that in mind, I most certainly would like to go back to 2011. Please.
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@NASA @NASAKennedy @POTUS Glad the astronauts are already on board since that guy won't be wearing a mask.
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@IronyDigest @journorosa @RobShaw_BC CoNtExT.... Give me a friggin break.
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@JLoveFN_ I literally won my first solo game yesterday. 1st win out of only 159 tries and I normally only play them for top 10 challenges. I am proud that I killed 6 people for the win, but I felt HELLA dirty that 3 of them were me TORCHING people with that stupid B.R.U.T.E. Wasn't "fun".
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@CoachDCameron @journorosa @Marika_AW Go ahead and finish that few bad apples idiom, and you'll see that it's a much bigger problem than finding a few bad ones, or having the # of bad ones increased to an actionable threshold. We need to investigate the orchard and the farmer in charge.
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@marshmellomusic Thank you for using your platform to spread this information.
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@siamygenius1 @Sia If someone offered me cookies and the ingredients included anchovies instead of chocolate chips, I wouldn't have to eat it. It would already smell fishy.
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@RobertHartwig3 @harikunzru and in some cases knew*.
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@dvndaman @adam22 Or any other subject for that matter.
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@TiredGroupie @juuicykay @ImLittleNick yes. yet, i still watched to very end. f me.
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@NB_Power Under contract means under your employ. No one takes the 'contracted out worker' excuse.
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@cc604 @slack2thefuture She's making the situation worse. Scabs will prolong the strike and other crews will look poorly on them for this decision.
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@NICKMERCS @FortniteGame lmao.... Yours and Tim's responses have been the most measured I've seen, lol. Terrific use of energy management. I've been writing up a storm in the last 20 minutes or so, and I know it'll get me nowhere. Good call. haha.
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@FaZeCBass @FortniteGame Good grief though. All of this could have been said when it was removed though. How many weeks has it been to just tell us Too bad, suck it up?
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@BrennanNeiding @riolpix @auralfixationz I haven't found anything about her being a mall cop, but suspicions are peaking, lololol.
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@BezirganMocha @RebelNewsOnline womp womp womp. I'm all for peacefully protesting, but dude was WAY up in that woman's face(cop or not). He continues to do this and is firmly and quite kindly moved backward. And then he hits the cop and what? Wasn't expecting to get arrested? LMAO!
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@AndrewNJohns You must pay extra shitty wages to be unable to coax them off that GIANT 2k a month EMERGENCY RESPONSE(to a pandemic) BENEFIT... Or you know, maybe they have extenuating circumstances that makes YOUR place of business a less desirable option. Unreal.
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@fasc1nate ".... and a dog" I feel like they could have left that out... :( lol.
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@neilhimself You may be onto something. It would be wild/nice if there were 2 secret extra episodes and this was your way of letting us know they're airing next week.
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@MyFavsTrash @THump One of those: "this could have been us: but you out there having kids with someone else" type tweets?
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@dakotaz @Ninja Better watch yourself DK, he about to send you a signed pair.
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@prettyboots @the_shb The Zen before the storm.
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@RealJaydenLive @Kable_10 @aroguefortress @h3h3productions @emeraldcitycon @MayorJenny @DrEricDing This ^. And then those that do go will go home. The argument don't go if you don't want to catch it is like saying don't drink if you don't want to die from drinking and driving. Others doing things have an affect on those who don't.
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@Aileen608 @NBCNews From the River to the Sea, Palestine will be free. #FreePalestine - i.e. provide them with the same freedoms Israelis enjoy. That's it. #CeaseFire now.
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@twinkkaplan The irony of movie/television sets having some of the more strict masking requirements, you'd think they would have known how important it is. Guess they are just following their union rules and that's it.
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@Lin_Manuel Wouldn't it be ironic, if the new trend with celebrities is to just take a photo of the person who asked for it? *with their permission of course* Instead of selfies or signatures? ;)
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@TwitterSports @Twitter Epstein Didn't Kill Himself #NFLTwitter
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Quite the opposite of hostile architecture.
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These are as comfortable as they look. #Reykjav ík #Iceland .
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@Sid_Seixeiro Man with FULL majority can't govern without violating the Charter right to negotiate a fair contract like a dictator. Meanwhile disabled Ontarians were given $58/month and no clause was used and no one bats an eye. Can we talk and chew gum Ontario? Both please?
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@Pornhub You know how Netflix has that "skip intro" feature. You guys should work out a "skip to the fucking" feature. You're welcome.
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Just a reminder that all MPs get $2,300/month to find a rental in Ottawa. ODSP gives $522 for rent(MPPs get that too, so both levels of gov't understand the disparity. Just some neat #'s when you hear MPs making speeches on the #CDB Poverty line they keep bringing up is lower.
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@MrAhmednurAli and low paid either way you slice it.
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@Mexican_cera @Inferno33963829 @DopyGrimes @h3h3productions @ouighounours Exactly. Create jobs, cut funding to the NYPD, AND redistribute that money to low income people and social services. Or is that 3 things now? darn.
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@theserfstv @GrimmSeti @backtolife_2023 @xghostnotesx When it's the government that provides the gun while simultaneously withholding the benefits and supports...
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There are actually people in the comments suggesting there are many in this line that are just there for free food they don't need and they are scamming the food bank. This is the kind of bullshit disabled Canadians face as stigmas on steroids. What complete and utter nonsense.
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The line this morning at the Fort York food bank The struggle is real in Toronto
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@FirasZak @LightsCameraPod @ConanOBrien Man, I hadn't thought of that. His appearances on Conan were always a treat. Loved so much of Norm's work.
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@fordnation @DailyBreadTO @CHogarthPC @VijayThaniMPP People on ODSP AND Seniors needing to use Food Banks is a sign you aren't doing enough for those vulnerable peoples. YOUR responsibility, not the kindness and generosity of strangers that is harder to access and often does not meet dietary needs.
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@joedirtintheho1 @YoungPrince_ Shhh. What do you think they're practicing for?
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@VaughanPappy @theJagmeetSingh Condemn it? Don't condemn it? Condemn it without mentioning Trudeau? Condemn it sounding like O'Toole? Damned if he does damned if he doesn't. There's no winning with people only interested in winning.
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@lolmastere @dakotaz Which was a rip off of vine.
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@fyrescotch @nytimes We'll have to wait for the scholars to give it a scientific sounding name since there's nothing out there already.
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@saradietschy I'm pretty sure this is Will Smithable.
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@MrSavage9 @cbcnewsbc @ElizabethMay @LienYeung Maybe the taxpayers SHOULD pay for it. They're the ones complicit in staying silent on these types of matters and even if you want to argue that point, it'd send a clear signal to the taxpayers that something needs to change. And fast!
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@KingSamson1020 @jlfaltysek @Ninja @MaskedSingerFOX Ken Jeong: "not a trained singer" daaaamn... :P
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@vasalloum @janfromthebruce @Justin_Ling Seems reasonable enough. Even if I were an MP and felt there wasn't any systemic racism, this would be an easy yes. For the Bloc to vote against it is highly suspect and it takes some brass balls to call it out for what it is, and then stick to it once asked to verify it.
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@CityNews UnLiMiTeD zEaL Can we get a quote on that being the NDP approach? Because what the Liberals have done is NOT WORKING. I'm #ReadyForBetter #VoteNDP
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@LauraMiers I find it hard to blame either group. Which makes how I don't believe in miracles a bit of a bummer, cuz I think we need one.
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@sarahcpr The Shawshank Redemption.
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@Ghost_Bizzle Just buy a scuff and play controller already.
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@TSM_Hamlinz Technically people born a really long time ago. Used as a meme for someone who holds a rational and mature opinion about anything, or someone older than them. I'm technically not, but the other stuff. probably.
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@CoreyRJ83 @AvaGG "I met your mother at a gas station at 4:00am", said no one ever.
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NDP MPPs were sent an e-mail advising them not to attend any 'demonstrations' on top of having all public comments cleared with NDP executives. They tried to silence her seemingly 'for the sake of the party', but have done much worse in kicking her out. #ResignMarit
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@BirnoOCE @Nokokopuffs @JakeSucky Oh no, won't someone think of the P.C.?
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