Seth Rogen
@Sethrogen
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I’ve been tagged by dozens of people saying I look like this dog and I couldn’t be more flattered.
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My work here is done.
Police said the 20-year-old pulled out his wallet and as he searched through it, officers could see the fake Hawaii ID card with the name “McLovin” and a birthdate of June 3, 1981.
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Billy, how dare you.
My favorite part of The Lion King is @billyeichner and @Sethrogen cropping each other out of their picture with Beyoncé.
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Pineapple Express is back on Netflix. Watch the film the way we intended: on your couch while smoking weed.
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Again, if they’re doing this to old white men ON camera, imagine what the fuck is happening off camera.
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Jesus fucking Christ mom.
Falling asleep after sex is like shavasana after yoga.!.
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They did this shit on Saturday so we could get fuuuuuuuuuucked up.
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Always be more critical of the people upholding the racist system than the ones who are fighting against it.
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Thank you Stan Lee for making people who feel different realize they are special.
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Tell this shit to your dad.
1:2 There should be no place in society for racism, white supremacy and neo-nazis.
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Happy 40th birthday McLovin. (We wrote this joke when we were 14 years old)
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Once I was in the spa in a hotel in Vegas getting a massage. When I finished I turned over and to my shock Paul Rudd was massaging me. He saw me go in and convinced the masseuse to let him take over, thinking I’d notice immediately. I didn’t, and Paul did the entire rest of it.
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Jesus mom
In yoga when you can see the very private parts of the woman in front of you through her pants , should you tell her? .Maybe the person behind me can see the outline of my private parts. Dilemma.
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I'm starting to think they don't know what these letters actually stand for.
I am proud to support my LGBTQ friends and the LGBTQ Americans who have made immense contributions to our society and economy.
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I find that a lot of stupid people hide behind big words and flowery vocabulary, and a lot of smart people aren’t afraid to use basic language to get their ideas across in an easy to understand way. Also I’m stoned on the toilet right now.
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I’m pretty stoned and watching Cats. I’ve never seen the broadway show. It is truly trippy. Am I supposed to know what a Jellicle is? They’ve said it 200,000 times but I don’t know what’s happening haha.
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This isn’t a Twitter “feud.” @tedcruz tried to overthrow our government. He inspired a deadly mob to storm the Capitol. And I think that deserves ridicule. So fuck him.
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As always, we must celebrate McLovin day.
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Dear god man I’m noticing you! Stop! You don’t have to proceed to the next holes!.
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This is important.
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The idea that Nazis and people who oppose Nazis are somehow equatable is the most batshit fucking crazy shit I've ever fucking heard.
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Almost ten years I go, I envisioned having my own weed company. And today I can say that my company Houseplant's weed will be available in California next week! Also, Houseplant is making lovely Housegoods like ashtrays, lighters, and YES, even ceramics.
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I’m thinking of doing a podcast just so I can call it “The Seth Rogen Experience”.
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If you're offended by someone saying "cracker", it's a good indicator that you're a motherfucking cracker.
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After five years of hard work, I’m pleased to be launching my cannabis company, Houseplant. Thank you.
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Anyway, if you dig Superbad, thanks for digging it. I wrote it with my best friend in high school and we still write together. It's lovely.
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My mom is officially my mom!.
Whoa !!!!! I got a check mark!!!!!!.
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I made this chartreuse ashtray and I like the word “chartreuse”.
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Not it.
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If you’re a white supremacist fascist who doesn’t find it offensive when someone calls your wife ugly, Ted Cruz is the exact motherfucker for you.
Charming, civil, educated response. @Sethrogen. If you’re a rich, angry Hollywood celebrity, today’s Dems are the party for you. If you’re blue-collar, if you’re a union member, if you work in energy or manufacturing. not so much. #JobsMatter
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I was supposed to do a press tour on @SIRIUSXM on teusday but I'm no longer doing it because I can't bring myself to appear on the same service that has decided to support Steve Bannon. Apologies to the shows I had to cancel. And fuck Steve Bannon.
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Really looking forward to being bad at making eye contact again.
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The Jews don't need your stupid thoughts, go help Puerto Rico.
My thoughts are with all those observing Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the Jewish year.
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Ho-ho-holocaust denier.
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Sorry dude, in a meeting.
The hilarious part about @Sethrogen lying about "being in meetings," is that he actually ISN'T in meetings - at all. Think about that.
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The notion that weed is a problematic “drug” is rooted in racism. It’s insane that Team USA would disqualify one of this country’s most talented athletes over thinking that’s rooted in hatred. It’s something they should be ashamed of. Also if weed made you fast, I’d be FloJo.
Sha’Carri Richardson (@itskerrii) joins us live for an exclusive interview to discuss the positive marijuana test that’s put her Olympic future in limbo.
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I’m thrilled to be a part of this cast and to be in a picture with Beyoncé. #TheLionKing is coming!
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I know it’s not 4/20 anymore but I like this picture. When the three of us smoked there was this unspoken thing like “we found each other”.
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Sometimes it’s the night before you launch something that you’ve been working on for ten years and for me that night is now.
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I think @SenTedCruz is desperately trying to rebrand from the “inspired a deadly insurrection” motherfucker to the “left my constituents to freeze to death so I could go to Cancun” motherfucker, but luckily he can be both. He’s just that big a motherfucker.
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That’s awesome mom.
Just went in to bathroom in Toronto airport with 27 stalls!!!.
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I know I haven’t tweeted in a while but I just wanted to let you guys know that I made this vase.
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@tedcruz Haha get fucked fascist. Go encourage a white supremacist insurrection again you fucking clown.
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My entire childhood, I thought the old timey movie that Kevin watches in Home Alone (Angels With Filthy Souls) was actually an old movie.
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You literally inspired a deadly insurrection you stupid fuck.
All jokes aside, @Sethrogen is a moron. It’s your party that believes in govt power: to shut your business, to oppress your faith & to censor your speech. Anyone who disagrees, they try to cancel. BTW, a lot of folks in Hollywood are conservative—& muzzled by the fascist Left.
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When I invite friends over to chill:.
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I’m happy people are taking this advice, but while you’re at it, don’t put in the filter till AFTER you’ve rolled your joint. It helps pack it in!.
Actor @Sethrogen is trying to help stop the spread of COVID by encouraging people to “hang out alone and smoke weed and watch movies” instead of going out. And a top Canadian elected official is praising the advice.
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The older I get, the more I find myself randomly thinking about what uniquely powerful and spectacular talent Chris Farley had.
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These pants came up on a sponsored ad for me and I can’t stop laughing.
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Your lies got people killed. You have blood on your hands.
All jokes aside, @Sethrogen is a moron. It’s your party that believes in govt power: to shut your business, to oppress your faith & to censor your speech. Anyone who disagrees, they try to cancel. BTW, a lot of folks in Hollywood are conservative—& muzzled by the fascist Left.
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This is the best one yet.
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Yo! @DonaldJTrumpJr! I noticed you follow me on Twitter. Please ask your dad to resign before he destroys the planet. Thanks dude.
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We made a movie about the worst movie and it might be our best movie.
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Burn this app to the ground.
You know how when you give blood you get a little badge that says,” I gave blood today”, well there should be one that says” I had great sex today”. Ha ha ha ….
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Watch our show. (I’m still promoting this show after 22 years and I’ll keep promoting that shit!).
Freaks And Geeks is coming to Hulu next week with its original soundtrack intact
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Happy Fathers Day to my dad who will look for any excuse to wear shorts! (This is him at a charity event)
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Me and my wife have recently come to the unsettling realization that @jtimberlake and @JessicaBiel are the better looking version of us.
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I’ve been DMing with @jack about his bizarre need to verify white supremacists on his platform for the last 8 months or so, and after all the exchanges, I’ve reached a conclusion: the dude simply does not seem to give a fuck.
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I triggered Bill Mitchell and then kept telling him I had meetings.
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spell your name in the GIF bar and see what comes up.
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After I park my car, it takes me about 38 minutes to collect all my shit and actually get out.
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People of British Columbia! Please do not go out to parties and BBQs and other large gatherings! The COVID is still out there! It’s more fun to hang out alone and smoke weed and watch movies and TV shows anyway! Do that instead! Thank you!.
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