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@MetaReflexive Went from “that wacky prankster Jim” to “We should all love and value the cia” too quickly and blew his cover
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@nvraskedforthis @pareene Yeah there’s a reason there isn’t a song called “fuck the fire department”
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@Juicysteak117 You lived with sock
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@HunterDuesing @selfstyledsiren Johnny Knoxville has said that Keaton is his #1 comedic influence
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@laserboat999 COME TO BRAZIL (the band broke up 40 years ago)
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Very unfortunate that this is the catchiest song ever because you do not want to catch yourself singing it in public
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@ritapeters01 @TaxFreeAce They did a PBS finding your roots thing and found out they were cousins
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@pladsog I’m sick of bands writing perfect songs beloved by millions and being like “oh actually we just wrote those as a joke that’s how good we are” blur pulled that shit with Song 2 and I don’t believe it for a second
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@twinkophrenia Doing that is more gay than just sucking off a guy in a gas station bathroom
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@north0fnorth It really should say FBI to be more accurate but it’s a meme so who cares
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@RaceplayShawty WWI is probably the most important war cause people rode in on horses with muskets and rode out in tanks with machine guns, it’s insane how much it changed the state of warfare and that’s not even talking about how it led to the Russian revolution and so much other history
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@Srirachachau This is still his best
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@cityafreaks She looks like the townspeople from the grinch
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@spaceashes Not fooling me that’s Dennis’ fat pedo lookalike from always sunny
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@ettingermentum I stopped watching him years ago because I followed on here and then accounts called like “aryanbeauty88” started showing up on my feed because he was following them lol
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@Douggernaut_2 And then the rest of the band are like “Freddie we can’t stay we have to spend time with our wives and families!”
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@GilfGrinning @ComradeToguro Interesting trivia: the plant actually did shut down several years before and it was pretty cold there when they filmed, but they made it look realistic enough that when former employees saw the film they actually thought that it was reopened and back in action again
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@indianloonie The girl who was just the naughty dog employee that they scanned her face for still gets death threats it’s insane
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@bornposting In Reno 911 Miami when he shows up like he’s gonna be the new leader of their team and then dies instantly too lol
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@sprinkIings @crackcobain__ “Bass pro hat kids” LMAOOO
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@twinkophrenia With such acts as “rich chigga”
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I love all of you guys but this image has been ringing in my head for a long time and I can’t restrain myself from posting it any longer
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@TheFishOnLand @SupremeMomBody After playing half life Alyx like twice in a row in covid I kept trying to use the gravity glove by flicking my wrist at things in real life
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@HarkHarktheMark @sophsa Ok but how knowledgeable are you when it comes to bird law?
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@visualbasic97 He moves to a new country and lives there every month I don’t think he’s like that
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@OkButStill Looks like he went into a tattoo parlor and asked for “cool tattoos”
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@impliedChoppy @PPathole @elonmusk That’s disrespectful the the actual HL1 cars
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@Java_jigga How do people still not understand that depiction ≠ endorsement it’s that easy
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@The_GM_is_God The Library of Congress doesn’t have a copy of Star Wars because when they added it to the national film registry George refused to give them an original copy and they won’t accept the special edition
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@bendreyfuss @MeganBitchell That one you deleted where you said you told your brother you didn’t believe he was molested by Kevin Spacey was a lot sadder
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@proudbugman Date rapist phenotype
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@Camwoodstock This all might be lost because some star wars fanfic author doesn’t want his shitty books getting read for free
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Showing your parents music and them liking it feels so good
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@theremin_wooooo @fakehistoryhunt Weren’t all the statues that we just see as white marble mostly painted too?
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@BaracudaDoom @FeverDevJohnny Do you mean the nutshack?
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@viperwave If this gets a map editor you just know people are immediately gonna make like “Christchurch mosque” as a level or some bullshit
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@Java_jigga Bro is on that Thalasin plus
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@famoussexycool It’s light blue but this is a picture taken of a tv so it looks weird
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@chronakey This guy was fired from a gaming website for sexual harassment
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@RuairiWood @steinkobbe What AK didn’t realize is that part of the antivax grift is that you still get it but act like you didn’t
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@StolenDans He rocked in pacific rim, gave exactly the type of performance a character named “Stacker Pentecost” deserves
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@barfieldgussy The Uncut Femmes are my favorite band, what with classics like “foreskin in the sun”
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@EssArrBee @kenklippenstein Generally most pizza shops will give you free stuff if you show up with a gun
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@Srirachachau Maybe Sandler doing a brilliant film with an all time performance once every 8 years and inbetween just doing the worst films you’ve ever seen
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@h0mmelette @DonovanZinzan It would be a funny meme but calling it art ruins it
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@RufusTSuperfly Tom Green showing up with his own red carpet then getting kicked off stage after performing a several minute harmonica solo is top tier performance art
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@twinkophrenia Crazy that they made the Duke Nukem “break a broom handle off in your ass” quote a plot point in this
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@DannyVegito The lyrics have nothing to do with the name either which is the worst part
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@aurelia_elle_77 @gracecamille_ This delusional tiktok “actor” where every video is just him screaming or making his eyes look like that and crying
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@indianloonie I still like rewatching some of his old videos like mystery diners and scorch pfg tv from time to time I had no idea he had this many haters. I guess that joker video really did just kill his reputation
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@NibrocRock Mf showed up in the hospital to finish the job
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@quggo @SafeWebUser How could you forget “shits pants like a true sigma male” or something along those lines lol
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Who got that one Vinesauce clip
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@mrdarklord965 @lib_crusher Allied Mastercomputer moment
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@leftistgolfguy @SA__moment Could you post the raw image
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@thesuconic @dahyunscalp @ibere I knew it was coming and I still winced
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@billyanania @HamonBeatss And Times Square billboards were going full bright all 24/7
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@notnotnuanced @Srirachachau It’s so weird to me after growing up post 9/11 seeing old movies and stuff where people say goodbye to eachother at the gate instead of at the check in desk
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@Treydemark_ @RevivalOfPotara “Because you said that’s what the mask is” was one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
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@WiseguySix @StolenDans It feels almost eugenicist at times because the start is like “look the world got dumb because we let the idiots outbreed us!”
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@blaretelevision @insaneppltweets I can just hope. But why didn’t they just get a Braille keyboard though
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@lenthorizon @Profess50207951 @viperwave As you can probably tell I never played it
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@JosephBecause3 @fullfringal @JonOfOakland @GoodReddit She deserved it, it literally melted her legs together
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@JayDSlough @ThaOneDontCount The look on everyone’s faces when they watch the Final Cut of phantom menace for the first time is so funny and George is like “uh I might have gone too far in a few places”
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@nolifeweeb @mikemancini Adam was packin SCHMEAT holy shit
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@brachyrhynchos @mikexnichols I hate all this media that acts like the nazis were actually super geniuses when in reality they were just incompetent
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@smirchfa @laserboat999 You got me reading about things not happening for trillions of years and still having an existential crisis
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@niggy_stardust I still don’t understand how political compacels actually believe the nazis were centrists
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@LadPsycho Not even 33 left, there were only 33 EVER MADE so there’s probably way less surviving now
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@ShadowTodd Tesla still does that
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@EPM106 The Puking Guy was Seth Neddermeyer who was one of the scientists (and played by Devon Bostick AKA Rodrick from wimpy kid)
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@Apple_Dip @Getthebagcoach It was a publicity stunt, the fact that you’re still talking about it means it worked
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@quebecween Then remaking the Nirvana rolling stone cover then having the most boring music ever just feels disrespectful
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@viperwave Japan was a literal axis power I’m pretty sure he knows exactly “why”
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@AnimeSerbia Which is worse, this or the one with the girl knitting who asks the Zelda speedrunner to stop to have a moment of silence for her dead dad
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@ntmusic6 @MusicalChaotic And this is a violent femme of course
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@RaceplayShawty It rules so hard just mowing down dozens of cops and special ops guys to the sickest beat you’ve ever heard
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@classicide Could not give a shit because the music fucking rules
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