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certified poster, dylan fanatic, amateur historian, occasional writer and producer. 🧍 writing: alt: @legaldans

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Who can match?
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inshallah they find him
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Neil deGrasse Tyson critiques thumpers and sandworms in 'DUNE: PART TWO'. "You can't thump sand, if you do this to sand [slams fist] nobody else is gonna hear it... they have the worm going straight fast, no that's not how physics work they gotta curl" Source: @colbertlateshow
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22 y/o woman: *posts thirst trap captioned "hey:)"* 43 y/o married man with kids in the replies: "haha oh my 🙈"
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Holy shit.
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elon: anyone else notice how illogical sexual intercourse is? 🤔 sunglasses pfp: sir can you invent a gun that wont set off the courthouse metal detector elon: working on it
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neil degrasse tyson listening to it's raining men, shaking his head: impossible
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why would religious people be content with no afterlife
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Moe Bible Verses ✝️
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[youth pastor voice] you know who else called saul?
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has ryan reynolds ever starred in a good movie
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Who's your favourite Ryan/the better actor
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oh my god
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the other day i was watching family feud and the question was "something men love doing together" and they got 4/5 that were like playing poker or drinking or whatever and they couldn't get the last one and so they reveal it and the sign flips over and it says "GAY LOVEMAKING"
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never gets old
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What video is the reason they shouldn’t ban TikTok?
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paul: i'm not the mahdi paul after sipping that worm juice:
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why do these look like oppenheimer screencaps
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if you pull this off you should automatically become a citizen
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Our border is secur-
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Marvel boss Kevin Feige doesn't think audiences will ever tire of superhero movies, saying there are 80 years of "groundbreaking" stories told in the comics that they can adapt into different genres.
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death note is so funny. no prolonged self-reflection and internal conflict, light becomes hitler instantly. lol
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feyd-rautha: your bene gesserit tricks won't work on me margot: *shows a little shoulder* feyd-rautha: that said,
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need more busted looking actors. movies were better when the actors were a little more busted.
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kinda fucked to say this about a decorated veteran of *two* world wars??
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@doulbedoink
Motivational Pictures With Reality Deep Meaning
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I think part of the reason i dont respect Snoopy is it feels like he’s coasting. He’s smug for no god damn reason. Hasn’t worked a day in a decade. Say what you will about Pikachu but 25 years he’s been famous and he’s still putting in WORK. Fuck does snoopy have to smirk about?
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george, entering the apartment: well! i lost it! jerry: lost what? george: the mandate of heaven! jerry: you lost the mandate of heaven?! george: i lost the mandate of heaven!! kramer, bursting through the door in full imperial regalia: hēi, jié ruì.
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everyone treats brendan fraser like a make-a-wish kid at disney world
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Weathers is on screen for *three seconds* and it's a shot of adrenaline straight to the heart.
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glad he got that off his chest
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Andrew Garfield is breaking his silence on what it’s really like to work with Martin Scorsese: “He’s just fun. He’s like a funny dude who knows a lot about movie and history and culture and people and just loves being a person."
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YOUR DAD IS RON HOWARD
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gay blink-182:
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All in, my ass.
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WHOSE MOVIE
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Elizabeth Hurley gets hot and heavy with another woman in trailer for son Damian’s movie ‘Strictly Confidential’
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this is huge
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tv demo at best buy -ass movie
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Say what you will about The Amazing Spider-Man 2, but it's a visually beautiful film. #SpiderMan (via @4KSpideyShots )
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Aquaman and the L
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Now seated for:
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[20th century 007 movie] woman: i'm ms. perky tits bond: but of course you are *they shag in the next scene* [21st century 007 movie] bond: the name's- woman: i know who you are, mr. bond: an artifact of a forgotten war, now just dead weight *they shag in the next scene*
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and it worked
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The entire planet of the bass saga was a project designed to make people fall in love with the blonde chick
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taylor's pilot attempting to get her to the superbowl on time.
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Can Taylor Swift Make It to the Super Bowl After Her Tokyo Concert?
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Expanding famous album covers using AI. 🪄 1. Nirvana - Nevermind
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spiderman 2 is great because it's ostensibly a superhero film but it's mainly about a broke college kid with erectile dysfunction who gets zero bitches
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Man who was almost sucked off plane among group suing Alaska and Boeing
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[beatles doc] paul, pristine 4k interview footage: being a beatle was the opportunity of a lifetime john, grainy archival film: it was all rubbish george, washed out archival video tape: a bit of a drag, really ringo, front facing phone camera video: i played the drooms ✌️😎
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Just got fucking chills imagining peter griffin on hot ones
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spider-man didn't say that
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inhumans of capitalism (Ojibwa )
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"we must stop the emperor. i call upon all houses to do everything they can to stop these sardaukar killers. thank you. now watch this ride."
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just learned that mark cuban became a billionaire by selling broadcast dot com to yahoo at the height of the bubble. yahoo scuttled it only a couple years later and it is now considered one of the worst acquisitions of all time.
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every billionaire says the way to build wealth is to cut back on your daily starbucks intake and you look into how they made their fortune and it was by selling something called money dot com in 1999
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if you can't appreciate the miracle of witnessing a living, breathing beatle perform in the year 2023, then i don't know what to tell you.
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Paul McCartney performing "Let It Be" in Mexico, 2023. His voice has sadly gone he should retire What does everyone else think?
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makes you appreciate how lightning-in-a-bottle the original video was
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Full song make a release next week - Aug 15!
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"wow uh yeah it's- it's hitting a little bit"
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Next season of Succession Kendall goes on Hot Ones
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what the fuck
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Ayo Edebiri asks Nikki Haley on #SNL : "I was just curious, what would you say was the main cause of the civil war, and do you think it starts with an 'S' and ends with a 'LAVERY?'"
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bro thinks he's muad'dib 😭
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Continue to follow God's direction, He will never lead you astray! #VeggieTales
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some dope: the matrix isn't a trans metaphor characters from the matrix: hello, neo, my name is switch. these are my friends andrygene, hermaphroditus, and chaser
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oppenheimer: i am become death destroyer of beastie boys, in unison: WORLDS
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i’m mr sterling everything
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we now know how elvis would’ve looked if he was on hot ones
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yall are so scared of aging
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This should strike fear into the heart of every eboy out there
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a girl on a dating app refused to meet with me because i had "bad vibes." here is her name, photograph, and location.
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better call saul is all about how cool it is to watch old movies with your hot lawyer girlfriend
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he's so cool
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Patrick Stewart had no idea who Sting was on the set of #Dune : "You play in a police band?”
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My 10 year plan is for 9 years I'm gonna get really good at robbing banks and for the tenth year I'm gonna rob a bank really good
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damn. that's fuckin' cold, dawg
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this was uncalled for
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"c-can i get one t-ticket to the american society of magical n-ne- forget it. dune 2 please."
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“The American Society of Magical Negroes” is expected to earn a little over $1 million in its opening weekend.
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This is disgusting, man.
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“When I went to see ‘Killers of the Flower Moon’, I had to have my mail delivered to the theater. In the time to watch that film, you could drive to Oklahoma and solve the murders” - Jimmy Kimmel in the opening of the #Oscars
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is he striking on a prohibition era steamboat in the louisiana bayou
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WGA East Prez Lisa Takeuchi Cullen
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Mandy Patinkin: “Without writers we have nothing!” #WritersGuildStrike @WGAEast
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pull yourself together letterboxd
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Wishing a very happy birthday to the one and only Rachel Sennott 👑
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me: i could really go for a slice of za rn pizza hut: we got you covered me: and i wish there was some way i could read david frum's thoughts on the trump indictments pizza hut: you're not gonna believe this
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Why is Pizza Hut doing a cross-promotion with The Atlantic
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it's cool that the entire film industry is run by people who hate filmmaking.
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Netflix has already used Machine Learning based on their content library to train an AI to do match cuts. They are very excited about it.
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i get the sense that my generation is gonna be particularly ill prepared to confront mortality
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Patrick Stewart’s Professor X confirmed to appear in ‘ #DoctorStrange in the Multiverse of Madness’
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why did they cast a 50 y/o as morbius. rdj retired from the mcu at 53. are they expecting leto to stick it out to 55, 60?
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Moneyball is a great movie about how math ruined baseball.
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me after getting 1.5% cashback on my purchase of a $1.29 mcchicken w/ my capitol one quicksilver card
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oppenheimer: i feel bad about making the bomb :( truman:
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mutual: *posts a take* me, nodding: absolutely *clicks fave* another mutual: *qts take* i can't believe some of y'all think like this me, shaking my head: unbelievable, truly. *unfaves original post*
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is there some kind of moral obligation to support shows that look bad
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4th of July! Let's get this fuckin' party started!
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did they shoot this in twin peaks
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First look at ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD’ (Source: @EW )
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dreamt that henry kissinger died in the middle of taping an episode of hot ones
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all my apes gone
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tfw people join the military for pay and benefits and not because they have an unquenchable thirst for blood 😔
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This video is terrifying because it is the attitude of so many of our new military recruits. We are not ready for war.
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some of the most lawyer-looking guys ever. casting director went off.
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interviewer: so you hung out with a rapist? rfk jr: i hang out with a lot of rapists actually
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Lis Smith
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Man of the people, totally normal person @RobertKennedyJr after being asked about flying on JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S plane: "So and I run into everybody in New York. I mean, I knew Harvey Weinstein, I knew Roger Ailes, I knew -- O.J. Simpson came to my house. Bill Cosby came to my…
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[anthony kiedis voice] how loong, how loooOOoong
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Dane Cook, 50, engaged to longtime love Kelsi Taylor, 23
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YOUR FIRST FOUR CREDITS ARE YOUR DAD'S MOVIES
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bro even the dvd cover 💀
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the emperor, reverend mother, and baron harkonnen talking about duke leto:
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spider-man never said that
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he running the field trip like it's the navy
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Jared
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My hero
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"It's not Al anymore, it's DUNK!"
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this is the first thing you see when you open peacock
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by far the WORST movie ever screened at the white house *aide whispers into my ear* well, uh, it's still up there for sure
@POTUS
President Biden
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Last night, we hosted a screening of “Flamin Hot” at the White House – a film that tells a story about the power of opportunity, a cornerstone of our democracy and exactly what the Hispanic American community embodies.
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rdj in the third act of oppenheimer:
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Insightful. Can't wait for Killers of the Flower Moon to drop so Letterboxd can ask 80 y/o Martin Scorsese if Travis Bickle served cunt or whatever.
@letterboxd
Letterboxd
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With the remastered and restored version of Oldboy now out in US theaters ( @neonrated ), we invited director Park Chan-wook to react to your Letterboxd reviews of his film. 🔨
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just saw a guy who has his wife saved in his phone as "wife"
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how old do they think 44 is
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Found this interesting: Viewership of Succession peaked at 2.6 million. 19.21 million people watched The Good Doctor pilot. Really puts things in perspective.
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