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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

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Jew. Cryptographer. Repeal and replace the non-profit industrial complex. Destroy the DSA.

Olney, MD
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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️
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These coalitions are all extremely antisemitic of the historically extremely common variety of we have no problem with the Jews, just as long as they eat pork and don’t circumcise/accept Jesus fully/pay a Jew tax/accept full party line communism/eschew communism/assimilate and
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The Drexel Palestine Coalition’s list of demands include a demand to immediately terminate Drexel’s relationship with @HillelIntl and @Chabad . This is not normal.
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@cellopain @FreeRosedark Sorry you’ve been chosen to pick fruit
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@ben_rosen You don’t hunt with AR-15 or body armor
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@marybschneider @grace_panetta That was the Indiana Erection Commission ma’am
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This photo should win a Pulitzer
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Mask distribution attempt on Staten Island. The borough is firmly the #NYC coronavirus hotspot with a positive test rate of 4.8 percent.
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@memeseeker @LeslieBasco @KaitMarieox @NRATV @davidhogg111 She also walked to school uphill both ways no doubt
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As Yoav mentions below, the backwards Hebrew is not the most hilarious part of the whole thing. That honor is reserved to something nobody’s pointed out, namely that the box of matzah is Trader Joe’s, 100% of which is made … guess where
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םידוהי יכה ונחנא
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@MarkFooterman @GOPLeader Maybe he will support a more generous welfare state so even unemployable people can live now?
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This is true, the Civil Rights Act of 1991, which Biden shepherded through as Judiciary Chair at the time, talked fellow member Strom into supporting it.
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Greg Price
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Biden says he "literally, not figuratively, talked Strom Thurmond into voting for the Civil Rights Act before he died."
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@pnjaban @charliekirk11 Maybe they should consider not committing crimes?
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Does anyone remember the freak who said America has no cultural power anymore outside of the Anglosphere? First the South Korean PM belts out American Pie, now this
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Howard Mortman
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CONGRESS HISTORY MADE TODAY: When Japan Prime Minister Fumio Kishida addressed the U.S. Congress today, he became the first foreign leader addressing a Joint Meeting of Congress ever to get applause for saying "Yabba-Dabba Do!"
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The נס of Chanukah is literally that the fire did not cease
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IfNotNow🔥✡️
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NEW YORK: Hundreds of Jews & neighbors are lighting a NINE-FOOT TALL MENORAH decorated with the word “Ceasefire.” On the first night of Chanukah, we’re making it clear: End the siege on Gaza. Release all hostages. We are #JewsForCeasefire .
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@ericschmidt @SchmidtFutures @jfftweets I think labor unions have generally done this, sir.
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The US needs to make the Israelis bow out, go in at gunpoint and kidnap the Hamas tunnel engineers and make them build the Roosevelt subway at the same cost per mile as they charge in Gaza.
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Ginny Thomas leaked those transcripts to change the subject from her husband being dead
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@HomoBehaviorali @ekp In fact, forget the tech company
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@Millie__Weaver Looks like you're the one whose business is getting publicly owned right now, ma'am.
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@DavidMDrucker @HotlineJosh @RepMTG If she doesn’t say it publicly that’s meaningless
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@GovGaryJohnson @LPNH Libertarianism means "my girlfriend shouldn't have to sit in a car seat," sir.
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@garyjohnmiller @BenSasse Partial birth abortion is already illegal and thanks to that law doesn't happen and that law is in no danger of being overturned, none at all. While child molestors get away with it all the time
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@souljagoytellem My eyes hurt and I had the eclipse glasses, the sun is bad and should feel bad.
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@wsmb7 @CKDesG @BillyFrazier14 @VP @AP Excuse me. Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer, not the Antichrist.
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@MclaneScott @diana_huskerfan @GayRepublicSwag Doesn't matter. You will submit to Hogg law
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@HankShedwrecker They even did it so they could lynch a Jew, of course they’d do it to execute a black kid
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@JackieDuVall8 @SteveKingIA “Love Jesus” in your bio
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We’ve successfully reclaimed Brandon like it’s the n-word I don’t think cons say it anymore
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Any serious scholar would question this claim that David Irving has "died" with the meager evidence proferred.
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@dhaaruni I would guess “Should the government institutionalize visibly mentally ill people on transit who make other passengers feel unsafe or uncomfortable?” polls pretty well
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@garyjohnmiller @BenSasse Ben is just trying to convince himself he's not a child molestor enabler right now, but he is
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@SeanTrende If you don’t remember where you were when 9/11 happened you’re Zoomer imo
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@BerniceKing Wouldn't a good Atlantan drink only Coke?
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I see the Nazis were 1) too stupid to be subtle in their donation amounts. 2) Too poor to afford $14.88 3) Too stupid to have not now linked their real name to their user handle (perhaps that’s his real name in his bio who knows? (Stancil does)
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@rusticales @whstancil Apparently my money isn't good enough for him either😤
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@nikicaga They think Rachel Brosnahan is trans?
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@SpecialPuppy1 Muslims went woke.
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@VP @kampeas @IlhanMN Have you considered asking the Pres to resign too sir
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@soc_cafe @FreeRosedark Sorry, you are on warehouse assignment comrade
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@no123412348 @HeyHey33810158 Farm is collectivized no farm for you
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Give Michael Byrd the Congressional Medal of Honor
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Sahil Kapur
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.⁦ @NBCNightlyNews exclusive⁩ —> Officer who shot Ashli Babbitt during Capitol riot breaks silence: 'I saved countless lives'
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Probably that Americans won’t give a shit about Afghanistan 30 days from now UNLESS we’ve got refugees coming in
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Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦
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Why the hell would we not take these people in
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Every fucking time.
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Natalie Shure
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The evidence that Hamas used mass rape as a weapon of war is paper thin. Her claim here that anyone testified to experiencing it is false: there are zero direct survivor testimonies - only ~2-3 from people who claim to have witnessed rapes that get recycled in every story
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@KatieJonesMpls Please drop out we want Stancil
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Are you people really gonna challenge him after the Corn Pop vindication
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@FelixWankel125 @charliekirk11 I'm also sad when my candidate ends up with less votes after an election, sir.
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@nataliesurely @les_ja I mean that has no bearing on your illiteracy. Most non-college people aren't nearly as ignorant as you.
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In general it’s kind of weird that the 5 or so African-Americans who won in competitive and mostly white suburban districts (Delgado,Underwood,Hayes,McBath,Allred) don’t get more press
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@NotAnotherMich1 @FreeRosedark Sorry you’ve been assigned gulag guard duty
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@garyjohnmiller @BenSasse Ben knows well that Congress banned it and it doesn't happen in the US as a result and that said ban is not close to being overturned
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@Realjmannarino @realDonaldTrump Wow so you could live here but you ditched America for Europe? You must really hate it here, huh?
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@hjessy_ @DrewSav Many disapproved of his decision to get shot
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Kampf is a German word that literally means “struggle”
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Lana 🍉
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Not my Senator spreading anti Arab hate and propaganda. Intifada is an Arabic word that literally means “shaking off”, for those who don’t know it’s easily googleable. In the Palestinian context, as seen in this children’s book, it’s about the struggle under occupation.
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@CrispyCoca @benshapiro @TheAlanNoble He can't help himself. His raison d'etre is to own the libs so he gotta try
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@JohnKasich @JWGOP Not enough. Call for him to be removed
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@MattMackowiak @3YearLetterman I haven’t seen a long form death certificate
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@GamerMaoist Which yeshivas were allowed to remain open without interference?
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@jeremykauffman @mattyglesias Crypto in bio, every single time.
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She doesn’t have any reason to stay; she’s effectively run as the candidate of the “Alaska for Murkowski” party the last 3 elections …
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Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska): "Now our party is becoming known as a group of kind of extremist, populist over-the-top [people] where no one is taking us seriously anymore."
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First D to win AZ and GA since Truman
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I am hearing on his deathbed that Pat Robertson received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the shahada. Even now he looks down upon the ummah from the Gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no God but Allah and Mohammed is his prophet!
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Pat Robertson, the religious broadcaster who turned a tiny station into the global Christian Broadcasting Network, tried a run for president and helped make religion central to Republican Party politics in America, has died. He was 93.
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@BeeKamens "The Gang Gets Indicted"
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@LinkofSunshine @nikicaga No they’re right, they just have the wrong photo this is the right one
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@bennnnnewsome @mflynnJR @JackPosobiec Many people are saying he enjoys getting sodomized in the Dulles airport bathroom by David Duke.
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@RRHElections Yes let’s pass a federal law preventing this sort of thing for Congressional districts and then pass a companion federal law applying it to state legislatures and hope the courts let it stick
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@alitlstrawberry Did you find a new therapist to validate your severe mental health issues instead of address them yet?
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@ChrisRBarron @yashar Wow hating Cillizza is like the only bipartisan political issue Americans can come together on today
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@GayRepublicSwag Looks like this is happening
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@jaketapper I still don't get why he made up the Lee Harvey Oswald thing when he could've just pointed out that Cruz is the Zodiac Killer
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@fliao01 @somefoundersalt Isn’t that the joke?
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@commiexmommie Blatant lies yielding thousands of RTs and likes very cool
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No move it to Montana
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@FrankFuhrig @yhdistyminen 1991, the date this occurred, was indeed "before he died" in 2003, thank you for providing the additional context on just how correct Biden's statement was.
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@DrewSav Military base and they want both costs
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@ASG_ML @FreeRosedark Apologies comrade, you are needed in the day cares, 13 hour days to ensure other comrades can do their workdays
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@BrittMcHenry @FoxNews @WattersWorld @jessebwatters Only someone with child level intelligence would think it's a good idea to cut taxes now, yes.
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@SetPixels As a law professor, she knows that You’re allowed to physically assault someone unprovoked (in California only to the minimal degree necessary to get them to leave, in other states you can kill them) when they trespass on your property and refuse to leave.
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@LinkofSunshine Is that a real McElwee quote, so amazing
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@danmericaCNN @brianstelter "Attaker?" Did Trump write this himself?
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@RNCResearch Heroic anti soccer stance
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@CompanyHooch @cellopain @FreeRosedark Rotation by season, comrade will learn that different fruits are picked at different times of year.
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Who thinks Maryland should draw this nice, fair, compact map this decade instead of a monstrous gerrymander?
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@depthsofwiki Harriet Tubgirl
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@nominalthoughts Honestly I haven't heard a bad thing out of him in these interviews
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@anarchoboognish And yet the Walmart will remain unscathed
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@Franklin_Graham Praying he doesn't strike again?
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@EricLevitz Have you considered the people who disagree shouldn’t be catered to
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@exchaoordo This is the worst thing I ever heard
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@Kristin4Harlem You’re living in Manhattan why the hell would you want to own a personal car?
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@JoePostingg This is probably why they are the least evil one
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@MittRomney Yet birther racism was cool?
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@Esor__Fasa @yashar @ChelseaClinton @vivafalastin @IlhanMN Sir, She made herself susceptible to abuse by harassing Chelsea
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Streit’s and/or Manischewitz (both US products) is absolutely quite easy to obtain in Los Angeles, they were just too lazy/didn’t care to go to another store (Costco does those 2 brands depending on the year and at a cheaper per box price, except I doubt they were
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How the fuck would you beat pro-life?
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Scoop: Republicans are trying to find a new term for ‘pro-life’ to stave off more electoral losses Discussed at a closed-door meeting of Senate Republicans this week @JulieNBCNews @kate_santaliz @lizbrownkaiser @brennanleach via @nbcnews
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