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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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4 years
@AdamSchefter not sure how this is football related adam?
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@GraysonMurray Damn putting your career earnings all on the table at once
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4 years
@BrettBeni @BrianJesterFF @DraftKings yep. your sister pays me hourly to spank her
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4 years
@ASTEELER84 Just lost $432 million on that powerball ticket I forgot to play
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4 years
@PhillyMayor This isnt enough bro. Nobody should be going to restauranta
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1 year
@spanky Damn he got sent to trading team for approval. I can relate.
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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8 years
I hear @NoLayingUp was subpoenaed to appear in the UK to testify that he did not run over Poults foot w/his ferrari
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8 years
Big blow for Ian Poulter. In a Ryder Cup year, he's out for the next 4 months with a foot injury (arthritic joint).
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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4 years
@QBDataMine @evansilva There is a difference between “dropped” & “ tipped”
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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5 years
@RapSheet First they call jordan matthews out of retirement and then the corpse of Jay Ajayi. Might as well give Todd Pinkston a call at this point
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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4 years
@junglemandan You can play under my account. DM me for deets
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4 years
@AkbarAbidi @AdamSchefter Shouldn’t you be stealing sneakers from target right now
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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8 years
@MarkBulgutch this dude mark argues that golf isn't a sport. If you read this article you'll also find out that writing isn't an art
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4 years
@Ken_Rosenthal Aka manfred is the worst commissioner in the history of sports. @magiskemanfred
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4 years
@BrianJesterFF One of the @DraftKings bots that gets entered into contests at lock when they don’t fill
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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10 months
@JasonDRobins @DraftKings Thanks for feeding my family
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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4 years
@ANTIFAldo couldn't imagine smoking a blunt with him. He would be that guy who is a major buzzkill when you smoke. Like always thinking the police are behind him.
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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6 years
@TheMasters So we don’t get to see the leader of the golf tournament until the 11th hole? Terrible
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4 years
@adamlevitan Raw dog v. 7 condoms.
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4 years
@Joeingram1 Finkle is Einhorn
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5 years
@wiley77 The story on golf week says Cameron Tringale saw it and told an official. what a dork.
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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5 years
@WillGrayGC imagine a Rory/Brooksy players only Meeting.
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9 months
@JBC69 Think you’re missing the point pal
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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7 months
@BeBetterBettors @spanky @grpwins My specialty is the soybean market. What a quote
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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4 years
@IrvSmith61 Your comments are the standard comments from a white guy that is racist and has absolutely no idea what goes on outside of his bubble
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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1 year
@BrendanPorath Great place to start making changes.
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5 years
@mlombardiNFL Bro lay off the gambling speak. You’ve never wagered a dollar in your life
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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1 year
@livgolf_league @IronHeadsGC_ @southaustralia Doesn’t get much cornier than this
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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4 years
@PAHealthDept Question. How have a ton of other countries gotten this under control and we can’t. Embarassing
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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3 years
@MMpact How do we get Kambi out of this industry?
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4 years
@DK_Assist Throw a $10 ticket in my account to for the troubles
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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4 years
@shoc81 @tyson_Roberts_ @thespinzone @vegas_scum Nah, if your dumb enough to pay for him, you should just go to jail urself
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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4 years
@MeganMakinMoney them Yams are prolly on point.
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4 years
@PHLPublicHealth Will it be the same two puppets from the first few days who haven’t given us the stuff we need
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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4 years
@Joeingram1 The BOTS
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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5 years
@JSalisburyNBCS Prolly should try denting the strike zone first
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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6 months
@BigTrialBlog How can someone so high in office have such little composure when speaking with the press @DA_LarryKrasner
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4 years
@celticjdavis @nfldraftscout nope its definitely TAEK.
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1 year
@KeeleyFox29 @FOX29philly Imagine robbing someone to get chipotle and diarrhea
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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4 years
@BrendanPorath Big Erns stock is sky rocketing this week. I always liked him, but after this week I can tell why @the_woke_yolk idolizes him. He is the absolute TITS
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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2 years
@KW_Odds @BetRivers I was asked to upload my ID. It took 2 days after that for them to take any action and at that time they asked for more documentation. A utility bill. It took another 2 days after that. Why not ask for it all at once? Embarrassing
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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5 years
@HUBRDR5 @Joekline81 @bostonred88 typical trolls clowning alan on a loser. Do you want free picks from a guy who knows his stuff? then shut your damn mouths. Idiots like you guys ruin it for people
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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4 years
@JoeAsher @nytimes Enron was a better ran business than William Hill
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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6 years
@DK_Assist too busy stacking money and increasing rake. well done
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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4 years
@JoeyKnish22 Rufus does this every week. I am 100% convinced his model has Joe Namath as the Jets QB
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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7 months
@PhilliesCBP Only happy person at cbp
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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1 year
@UnabatedSports @Spreadapedia @TVatWork Great advice if u wanna help people go broke quick Jason
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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1 year
@usopengolf great way to grow the game. Show the start of your premier tournament on a paid service that nobody has ever used.
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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4 years
@FanDuel_Support Hope part of the site maintenance is to get rid of the 10 second live betting freeroll you guys take from your customers.
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4 years
@AlanShipnuck When will nbc/cbs/Pga tour stop with the “oh patrick Reed has been through so much” opinion and recognize him for what he is, a cheat. I can take anymore of the cover up on the broadcast.
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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5 years
@ESPNFantasy yo Elijah McGuire scored a TD. update it u hacks
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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4 years
@DJPie My cousin belongs to same club in Texas as Spieth. Says spieth is a big doucebag.
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5 years
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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2 years
@PopeofGVillage Can u venmo these 3 guys $18 each
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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4 years
@lasvegasgolfer Thanks Brady. I am going to bet both sides based offo of your recomendation. At least 1 of my tickets will cash and I will win!! Great advice.
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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7 years
@golfweek Grabs? Like he says he grabs pussys?
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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4 years
@AlanShipnuck Going to be a tough battle for you to win Alan with 99% of tour members and caddies being republicans/elitist who live in their own worlds and are not familiar with the real world.
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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11 months
@DA_LarryKrasner Prosecute criminals you dirtbag
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5 years
@clarencehilljr If he had the eagles offensive line maybe he would have had the running game. Thing is, he doesn’t. Cowboys finally played a team that wasn’t HOT GARBAGE and they scored 10 points
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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8 years
Tweet media one
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4 years
@capjack2000 Giving draftkings an interest free $3m loan that you probably won’t get back seems like a terrible idea
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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5 years
@chasemetzger24 Sounds like you really buy into what the action network sells. That information is meaningless. Ditch the fuck out of that site.
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5 years
@DougESPN @NBACrouse Do you mean “high” as in you smoked crack rocks this morning?
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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3 years
@nukRBCFHpod @DeVontaSmith_6 If you like the following Pats or Genos is the spot: - Grade D meat -Fat all over the meat -Empty space in your Amoroso roll -$20 steak
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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1 year
@livgolf_league @TorqueGC_ @joaconiemann What did they actually win though? An event on a tour thats going to be dead by 2025?
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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7 months
@JustinBonomo A poker player combined with your outspoken taeks is truly bottom of the barrel of humanity
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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1 year
@MrDoppy @halfkelly @BetRivers Prepare the selfies, utility bills and blood samples for your withdrawals
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1 year
@TUMBBHoops Greatest Owl ever to watch. Buttersoft from deep
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5 years
@RufusPeabody @James_Holzhauer @BetTheProcess James Record since appearing on the podcast. 0-1
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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6 years
@JSunshine313 @RJinVegas @FezzikSports This has to be a burner account that is RJ's right? No way someone can actually defend him.
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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4 years
@KW_Odds nice work. Did he leave his KBO sheets with anyone?
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4 years
@stoolpresidente i have made over 500,000 bets in my life. Some large. Never have I acted like that on a win. Dorks
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1 year
@PhilMickelson @HYFlyers_GC Gotta be tough being Salmans puppet and having to find things to tweet in order to fulfill your contract obligations.
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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3 years
@jjss64 @adamlevitan Yep there are never any cashback credits for losses and I think everyone underestimates how dumb the barstool followers are.
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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4 years
@capjack2000 you have been praising some real hacks lately
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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5 years
@FueledByDoubt fuck off dude you POS
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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9 months
@GamblingDrama Where is RJ Bell?
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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8 years
@ToddFuhrman when is the unofficial degenerate Todd promotes tout scumbags day? Delete your account u fraud KIKE MIDGET
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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8 months
@FeatStinky @DA_LarryKrasner The biggest threat to public safety is @DA_LarryKrasner police are scared to do their job because if they make any minor mistake they will be prosecuted and lose their job. If the DA doesn’t support the police, how can communities be safe?
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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7 years
@TronCarterNLU is webb simpsons owgr points from that us open he won 9 years ago still giving him owgr points
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5 years
the shotgun start team with back to back shots shown on TNT, you guy must be fully erected. First Jazzy J & then Kelly Kraft. Starting to think the PGA Championship is being sponsored by the shotgun start, @BrendanPorath @the_woke_yolk
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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4 years
@GUnit_81 There’s dad jokes and then there is Greg Peterson jokes.
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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1 year
@PPDCommish @PhillyPolice Still waiting for your resignation letter
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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4 years
@traviz177 Lol morikowa won the barracuda ya jabroni, also an opposite field event
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4 years
@meghan_kuebler holy shit. this might be the donkey comment of the year.
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4 years
@NJDtherock @stoolpresidente @badtakes easily one of the worst taeks of the decade. If you want meat that contains the fat of a dead cow genos & pats is ur spot. If you want man meat chopped appropriately that has flavor, go to dalesandros
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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6 years
@espn u guys innovate slower than a turtle crosses the street. You commentators and announcers are some of the worst in the business. #DeleteYourAccount
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4 years
@JimS60R @FanDuel @FDSportsbook thats also not blackjack pal.
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5 years
When is Sam Darnold coming back? This Luke falk guy stinks.
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6 months
@JustinBonomo I’ll take 10% at 1.06 if you show me your pussy
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2 years
@JasonDRobins @kendricklamar I’ll make you regret it if you don’t buy it
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4 years
@JoeyKnish22 man Joe, no need to put 60% on your roll on it though.
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5 years
@eamonlynch @golfweek Just need to get rid of faldo now
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6 years
@geoffschwartz Can I book your action Geoff? DM me please.
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5 years
@bdentrek @nickgerliPL you pump out podcast like Antonio Cromartie pumps out children Bubba.
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5 years
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6 years
@alwayspressDFS @bdentrek @DFSGolfGods @BPSnow11 Man I really like Grace & Noren this week. Just saw their DK prices and seem to be cheap. Kind of lame that this will cause more people to be on them. Any thoughts?
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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1 year
@andrewssports @dlGgSyeTaGaiN @beatingthebook You have answered 1 of 1,000 questions you’ve gotten about why you limit winners and its the guy you know everyone can mutually agree on disliking. Solid cherry picking Chris
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@DJohnsonsSWAG
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5 years
@SharpFootball so kicking a 53 yard field goal in the most difficult venue in NFL to make a FG, with a free agent kicker isn't optimal decision making?
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