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It's a good day for some more Tourist Sauce.
Tourist Sauce (Return to Australia): Episode 3, "Melbourne Peninsulas," drops tonight at 9:00 p.m. ET.
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Running into someone whose name I should definitely remember but I don’t
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LMAO RORY:
"21st, one more than someone else."
Greg Norman: 20 PGA Tour wins.
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The greatest Open Championship photo, forever and always
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Water left. Water right. Water short. 220 yards.
Zero balls in the water this weekend.
It’s really, really hard to do justice to how good tour players are, but this gives you an idea. Outrageous.
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Have watched this 5 times today. It's better on each watch.
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The bad news for Phil: He's +5 thru 6 holes and on his way out of town.
The good news for Phil: The tour he plays on doesn't require good golf at all.
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Koepka looks like he’s in the background of a Paul Pierce Instagram live
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If Mito can speak to the media after what just happened, no one can ever skip media again. That's the new rule.
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It's probably going to be years before people see the full picture as to how big of a burden Rory has carried this past year, and how much he has potentially shaped the future of pro golf.
And to play the ridiculously good golf that he did along the way is just absurd.
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Imagine on January 1, 2019, someone telling you that you're gonna get another Tiger AND Phil major.
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JT gets his drive airborne on 18.
Lowry: “Most improved!”
JT (with a laugh): “Shut the fuck up”
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-Koepka going for 3 in a row
-Rory coming off a win
-Tiger returning to the site of the greatest performance ever
-Spieth rounding into form
-Primetime on the east coast
-Maybe the most beautiful course in the world
Is this gonna be any fun?
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2019 Koepka is an advanced stage EA Sports user-created player. 99 rated skills across the board. You've made him super jacked and you dress him in random stuff just for fun. Simulating all the regular events and just playing the majors.
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@chambleebrandel
Hell yeah, brother. Let's go!
1. To start, are you comparing our 2 minutes of commercials per 60 minutes of content policy to the PGA Tour's 18 minute policy?
2. Do you actually think we believe there should be ZERO commercials in professional golf?
3. Do you actually think…
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Zalatoris:
-Runner up at last year's Masters.
-Loses in a playoff at the PGA.
-Misses a playoff by a stroke at the US Open.
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Six PGA Tour wins since this man was seen pounding beers after missing the cut at the 2018 Korn Ferry tour championship.
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When they announce no fans at Augusta but you already had no fans at Augusta
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Up and down for here with The Open on the line are you kidding me!?
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There's two guys that make you feel the way you felt today:
Tiger
Spieth
You don't have to like it, but it's the truth.
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Koepka winning majors in bulk and going out of his way to troll major-less Bryson is a truly admirable level of pettiness. Makin' birds and crushin' nerds. We don't deserve Brooks.
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In Rahm's defense - didn't he distance himself far enough from the field?
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Sam Bennett just spit on his club and wiped it down himself in case you forgot that a college golfer is in the final grouping on the weekend at The Masters.
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This is the real stuff that we're desperately craving from golfers. No script, just fire away, and light Kuchar on fire in the process.
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That was flat out awesome from Zalatoris. An all-time Masters debut.
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Me: “I played well, just couldn’t make any putts.”
Also me all day:
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The one thing the entire golf world can agree on:
The name of this new entity is going to be stupid.
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🤑
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Kisner in the handshake line:
"KH, you're the most handsome man in America."
"Si Woo, you're the ugliest fucker out here."
😂😂😂
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Bad news for Na as he has withdrawn.
The really bad news is that he has to stick around until Sunday for the potential celebration on 18 green.
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This was really, really cool.
A few months ago, Tiger talked about how much he missed the feeling of crisp golf shots. About how he laid in the grass just to be outside.
Now he's walking off Augusta having completed 72 holes at The Masters. And soaking it up. Very cool.
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Koepka wins 4 of his last 9 majors, and finishes runner-up at Augusta and Pebble. What a ridiculously absurd run.
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“USA is terrified, Europe’s on fiiiire” has truly never been more apt
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Every month or so I watch this club twirl just to feel alive, even if only for a moment
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The 54 hole jokes will be made, but this week was undoubtedly a win for Koepka. He got beat by one guy, and it's the number one player in the world.
It's very good to see him back to being competitive in golf's biggest events.
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“What they told you was that we get $54 million for shooting 54. What they didn’t tell you is that you get $78 million for shooting 78.”
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An absolute statement from Morikawa to call it the British Open right to their faces!
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Gonna take some time to process what Cam Smith just did. A back nine 30 at the 150th Open in front of a crowd that was so obviously pulling for the other guy.
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The most PGA Tour thing ever is one of the best showdowns in recent memory not being shown live on TV. Only the folks going out of their way to stream it are watching.
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Wow, not sure who took this, but an incredible photo of Tiger arriving at Augusta today.
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Bryson gets a question directed to him.
Bryson (jokingly): “Why are you asking me?”
Spieth: “Because you haven’t done media in a while.”
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If Koepka didn’t think PGA Tour golf was a real sport then maybe he’ll find what he’s looking for in his career as a YouTube content creator
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8 years ago today, Gary Player gave us one of the most epic answers ever to the simple question of:
“How are you?”
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Rickie's been the 6th best player in the world over the last 6 months, trailing only Scottie, Rahm, Cantlay, Xander, and Rory.
The win is validation for what has been a very, very real return to form.
He was already very likely to be on the Ryder Cup team, and this locks it.
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Sergio: "I can't wait to leave this tour."
Also Sergio: $54,302,770 career earnings on this tour.
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Making a 3 on a 670 yard hole to shoot 63 in the U.S. Open and shutting up Johnny Miller should get you diplomatic immunity.
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Met a group of guys this morning in town from Ohio, here to see some golf. I see one of them an hour later riding shotgun in a golf cart with a security officer.
“Don’t ask Patrick Reed to sign your shovel.”
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Bryson is beating:
Gordon Sargent (a)
Larry Mize
Jose Maria Olazabal
Aldrich Potgieter (a)
Sandy Lyle.
That is it.
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Bryson has gone from getting heckled weekly to fans shouting his actual name as he wraps up an undefeated Ryder Cup week. It’s refreshing to see him having a lot of fun.
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