semi fungible individual
@CyrusOfHearts
Followers
726
Following
974
Media
2,102
Statuses
37,965
(ab)normal thoughts, (in)delicately stated. If you're a kid reading this, don't take everything online too seriously, ok? Grownups often exaggerate. I'm a MAN
London, England
Joined July 2019
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Mother's Day
• 1890215 Tweets
Arsenal
• 504755 Tweets
Mães
• 349361 Tweets
Moms
• 330919 Tweets
Manchester United
• 143220 Tweets
Travis
• 118510 Tweets
#MUNARS
• 90808 Tweets
Old Trafford
• 83435 Tweets
Spurs
• 78274 Tweets
Cataluña
• 54719 Tweets
Casemiro
• 53836 Tweets
Tottenham
• 46839 Tweets
Arapça
• 43079 Tweets
Garnacho
• 38749 Tweets
Amad
• 37387 Tweets
Man U
• 33790 Tweets
Trae
• 30827 Tweets
Hawks
• 28863 Tweets
Berkan
• 28041 Tweets
Rockets
• 26108 Tweets
Endrick
• 22807 Tweets
Shoigu
• 19017 Tweets
Soulja
• 19001 Tweets
Rony
• 18877 Tweets
Amrabat
• 18720 Tweets
الممر الشرفي
• 18667 Tweets
الزمالك
• 17547 Tweets
Pistons
• 17475 Tweets
Depor
• 17171 Tweets
Haftaya
• 15543 Tweets
Sarr
• 11411 Tweets
Guy who is suspiciously good at dividing by 2 and adding seven
16
90
3K
@EGirlMonetarism
@postjawline
There's a part of me that feels this is actually the correct way to talk to children, as equals.
4
1
595
There is great horror in eating. As the morsel approaches the mouth, appetite may at any moment give way to the deep disgust always lying underneath it.
The art of Cooking was largely invented to eliminate this horror, especially of meat 🍖
4
53
476
@LeaMaric
Oh god I remember when my sister remodeled her bedroom as a kid and went with white for everything, probably to go for the same clean aesthetic, but it just made her room look like an insane asylum
2
0
336
Smh when your life depends on it all of a sudden y'all don't have a gag reflex huh
4
9
219
@phendetta
Hmm I think it's more just an ungrounded sense of self worth, like your brain is constantly scanning to establish self worth by context leading to radical shifts.
It's having a relative frame of self worth, rather than an absolute one.
1
1
188
@postjawline
@EGirlMonetarism
Say Timmy age 4, u an ass man or a tits man. Tits man, huh. Yeah Timmy I hear you, Timmy my brother I do hear you.
1
1
193
@Unknown_Keys
@billyhumblebrag
It wasn't all a grind though. Her parents basically enabled double winnings with any stock market gambling she undertook.
I suppose you could praise and reward the logicality of her adopting a higher risk strategy as a consequence...
1
0
162
@pragueyerrr
@strangestloop
One might call this overcorrection, but in this admonishment lies the tacit admission that it IS a correction, so full speed ahead I say
1
0
151
@CopeBlock
@Tzach10
@slavwaif
It's not an entirely silly conflation, worth entering into a discussion.
4
0
143
Think you're free? Wet yourself. Try it, do it on purpose. You probably can't can you? You'll find slavebrained excuses, but even if you tried your slavebody wouldn't respond. Me, rn I'm waddling to the bathroom, laughing tears of relief. I'm not slavebrained or bodied. Join me🥺
7
4
122
2
1
117
Girl cancelled a date, but I had already bought the MREs
10
4
106
@pli_cachete
Yeah sadly I think we all knew the whole concept is fundamentally incompatible with heterosexuality. Sucks tho
2
0
114
@thechosenberg
We should be celebrating her for her self awareness, it's not cringe to hope for an exciting if cliché life
2
1
77
Met
@mechanical_monk
and he's sweet enough that I'm finding it hard to resent him in my usual hateful manner for his good looks and enviable height (pp probably really big too)
6
1
72
@ellegist
Men should let women keep a go bag. Women should let men get routine paternity tests at birth. Choosing to be offended in either case is equivalent
4
2
74
Tinder but it's only for guys and you just play video games together
3
3
64
@simulacromantic
@nikosbosse
Wikipedia is successful because it is pretty decently robust against bad contirbutors, and editing or flagging bad stuff is simple.
But this should be undergrad level assignments where a genuine subject matter expert (university professor) is providing oversight and approval
2
0
63
I love how entirely shameless this guy is in appealing to the female gaze so hamfistedly
4
4
53
Have women started to tweet about how Rittenhouse is "actually kind of cute" yet
If not, then you know the dude's innocent
3
2
52
@EGirlMonetarism
@postjawline
I think this ability of his is his greatest strength and virtue
0
0
51
@thelateempire
Are zoomers paying tho? I thought the buyers were mostly millennials with decent income.
2
0
46
@bstract_thot
I've been saying
A lot of heavy lifting in the 'art' world is done by the excellent work of pigment manufacturers.
1
1
25
1
1
56
@shaggysurvives
Actually library books don't last that many loans so I guess the more you read it the sooner they need to buy another to replace it?
1
0
55
@Tjdriii
@phendetta
Depends on your definition, here it was implied as a causal factor i.e. a personality trait/condition, rather than a modality.
In this case unless you mean fundamental narcissism of character, i.e. if you think this way you are a Narcissist, it's just begging the question.
0
0
46
Guy who can't enjoy anything without intellectualising it somehow.
5
0
49
As we grow more intellectually puritan the art of selfies progressed to pursuit of performative innocence, doe eyed faces as open and free of tension as possible, ignorance as a virtue, of one's power, one's advantage, or of the concept of power hierarchies itself, v interesting
32
8
38
A tetrapod is a superior triskelion in every way, any way you toss them they lock together and become even stronger.
2
2
47
Woman in a gym class deepthroating a 12 inch translucent silicone dildo in synchronisation with generic rumba music, capillaries popped in her eyes, forehead veins bulging, face heaving red with determination "GLUK GLCK I do this for myself GLUCK its great exercise GLUK HUUURRGH"
7
1
41
@_Sowellsista_
I honestly don't mind their preferences, I just mind the callousness with which they clamour about them publicly.
When was the last time you heard men discuss their preferences in e.g. breasts or weight or whatever in the same way there's all this discourse about 6ft men.
6
0
35
Girls who refuses to charge they phone past 25% are engaged in electronic breathplay
1
2
40
@WazowskiWorld
@AnimalsWorId
Cat shit coffee was literally indefensible on all other grounds before this even.
No better emblem of the decadent sickness of late capitalist society.
1
0
38
@wildhyssop
It is something of a heel turn from feminist messaging of the past 40 years, you must admit
0
0
39
@CopeBlock
@Tzach10
@slavwaif
There's many cultural artefacts (like anime) that suggest these are often conflated in real life (perhaps increasingly so)
0
0
40
Ground up young women are the lubricant in the gears of the economic machine. Epstein and onlyfans are both tacitly approved by the establishment. Everything is wrought and quenched in fires and waters of exploitation.
1
2
31
Quenching thirst and urinating can be highly pleasurable activities yet for some reason we don't sit around constantly drinking water, this should be studied, an effective system of incentives functioning as intended that hasn't been hacksploited by selfish hedonistic extroverts
8
1
31
I have the secret to eternal life and the solution for existential dread, but you probably won't like it
2
2
38
@piyushahuja_in
@underthenettle
Mentioning exes isn't a good look, it signals you're showing up with so much baggage you couldn't even manage not talking about them
1
0
39
@Aella_Girl
This insistence on acceptance rather than discretion and implicit tolerance has led us to modern horrors beyond comprehension
2
3
37
@SamtanicPanic
@Howlingmutant0
I'm prepared to extend a large amount of sympathy towards women if you swear you aren't joking rn
2
0
31
@junker_jo
Sh w missing a trick. Have the class vote on whether the secret student should be revealed in cases of failure.
1
0
24
@kaschuta
I disagree on the assumption every man wants to be king.
The greatest satisfaction in life is fraternity, not domination. Even dominant men realise this. This is why team sports are far more popular than individual ones. I think this is a big emotional blind spot for women.
4
0
28
@GrayAthene
That's the appeal of it though, those who feel insecure competing in fields with a degree of rigor prefer something with some subjectivity or inscrutability.
They don't even follow the tenets of astrology correctly.
3
0
37
@YOJIMBO_KING
The esoteric Twitter schizo rant to Instagram famous baddie nudepoast pipeline is real
2
3
28
I fucking knew it. I knew that 'most women can't orgasm from PIV alone' factoid was bullshit.
110
2
28
@coldhealing
@RobertWringhim
We should ban glass for bottles.
They're heavy, brittle, expensive to transport, not fully recyclable, just absolutely shit, break sharply and invisibly, and they have *single handedly* turned the ground everywhere into a fucking hazard. It's obscene. Switch to aluminium cans.
18
1
33
@ThatMattGuy20
@neetgod69
@parallaxoptics
Ellen page came out at trans, snubbing women the way she snubbed men when she came out as lesbian before
1
0
25
@lalaAlicelala
@BecomingCritter
Sound cruel to say but this is a deep male fear. Harsh to assert this on his behalf when he's been victimised like that.
It's such a messy situation at this stage. Routine paternity testing at birth is the way to prevent this heartache. Women freak when you say you want it tho.
1
0
32
Missing the big point it seems: where's the dad tho
4
1
32
@sonikudzu
If they maintained the ip or similar protocol and connected everything in a ring bus every component would still have one degree of redundancy actually
1
0
35
We should end the myth that animals can tell if you have a good heart or whatever.
As a kid I was terrified of animals because I thought they might judge me as being bad. Social rejection was hard enough without fear of moral censure by fucking cats and dogs.
12
2
29
Bought an Xbox to deflect homosexual suspicions, but don't understand technology at all so I've just left it prominently displayed pristine in its packaging on my rococo coffee table in the salle de jeux
3
2
34
The time where you were the happiest is also the time you were the most vulnerable. As adults this seems bizarre but in nature it seems the norm.
Children only cry when someone is around to help. I fell off my bike alone once, but only cried when I got home.
6
0
33
Holy shit, I just realised, this is Pikachu physiognomy
1
2
31
@LeaMaric
It is definitely uncomfortable how people get attached to their kids in a pseudo sexual manner but it's still sweet that they're close enough to do tiktoks together
2
0
32
@nosilverv
I don't think that's always it, I'm late to things I want to do fairly often, but there are usually interleaved tasks in getting ready that makes everything short term repellent
1
1
32
2
0
26
3
0
30
@basementwife02
You think you're being very funny but some of us actually really need these rape hypotheticals to become normalised in mainstream discourse ok we basically live for this
2
1
29
Despite the popularity of women's tennis, no one has caught on to the idea of wearing skirts while exercising in the gym?
4
0
29
When you run out of space in your sleeve of tattoos do you just stop growing as a person or what
2
1
28
