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Threats will be laughed at. Royal Navy Veteran.

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@CurlyKing79
JoClarke
10 months
My mam rang me earlier to tell me she met a cat sat on the doormat inside a morrisons store. She says it was very friendly and let her look at its collar. The disc read "I am loved and have a good home, I just really like Morrisons" 😂🐈 They had to get that engraved 💀
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@CurlyKing79
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3 years
I want single sex toilets and changing facilities, not because I want to 'check' your genitals, but because I want to be sure that I will never have to see them. Thanks.
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2 years
@stellacreasy @runthinkwrite No. He's merely being intellectually honest. Someone must.
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JoClarke
3 years
"so genitals then" These people are occasionally laugh-out-loud funny, but mostly just exhausting.
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JoClarke
4 months
I just kicked him out. How's your St Valentine's Day? 😀
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JoClarke
3 years
Bloody perfume adverts. I hate them. That bloody Marc Jacobs Daisy one is the worst. 😤
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JoClarke
3 years
I retired from HM Royal Navy in January 2021 after 23 years service. In February 2021, I'm proud to announce that I've joined Dr Em's bot army. I've been "unleashed" on a mediocre stand up 'comedian'. The most unworthy adversary. 2021 Here's to my new career.
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JoClarke
4 years
I feel that women in the UK need some sort of mass civil disobedience. #fucknice #fuckkind
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JoClarke
4 months
@samaritans It is incredibly unwise to advise lone women to approach strange men on deserted rail platforms. What are you thinking?
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JoClarke
2 years
@CathyAbacus @ForWomenScot It's one of the reasons Perry wasn't caught sooner. His DNA on file, but new identity of 'woman' meant he was checked out. It was when he was picked up for firearms offences and DNA collected in New identity that the made the connection.
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JoClarke
3 years
@BradfemlyWalsh @NeurolawGuy @jenbo1 I don't think I've ever met a single person who took offence at being wished a happy anything.
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JoClarke
4 years
Fucking Twitter.
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JoClarke
3 years
I think that 'where are the feminists?' men are even more annoying now than 'just be kind' men.
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JoClarke
2 years
@HotGirltm Anyone remotely concerned with femininity, other than to dismantle it, is not a feminist. Anyone assessing women based on appearances, eyebrows, femininity, etc...is not a feminist. Thanks for coming.
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JoClarke
4 years
The next "ok, TERF" I get, gets an OK Nonce back. No ordinary man wants girls to be deprived of privacy.
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JoClarke
3 years
@DonovanCleckley The male person, fully clothed, casual, noted for their achievements...The female person is stripped bare, no achievements mentioned, insecurities are the byline. Transgenderism is old fashioned sexism, rolled in glitter.
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JoClarke
3 years
@wic_david @Mandinga_Arts1 It wasn't just some members of staff, it wasn't an oversight or mistake. It's what the whole org does. They market fetish stuff for children. This was a feature, not a bug. Their website has had a bit of a tidy up over night, so they know what they were doing was wrong.
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JoClarke
3 years
@peeps_joey @MaraJadeBiWalkr I wonder why that is...
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@CurlyKing79
JoClarke
3 years
This tweet is sponsored by Buckfast Tonic Wine.
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JoClarke
2 years
I had an awful pang of guilt when I woke up. I remembered that my dad had asked me to cut his hair. My thought was "shit! I need to cut my dad's hair, he's been waiting weeks!" Then I remembered that he died a week after asking.
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JoClarke
4 years
All 13 episodes of Bagpuss are on Prime. 😀
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JoClarke
1 year
@keithbelfast @KatrinaBiggs2 He's correct. They're actually a bunch of outrageous demands that compromise everyone else's rights. The end.
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JoClarke
2 years
@FatsOvercoat What a magnificent human being he is. A grown man who can turn an adolescent girl being silenced by a mob into him being silenced by people criticising his support for the mob.
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JoClarke
3 years
@zacharyherz @FrancisAaronUK @SarahEBond @GryffynTor We never got a dialogue, mate. Female humans all around the world and throughout history have been subjected to brutal, even murderous sexism. They didn't agree to it in advance.
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JoClarke
4 years
Can anyone remember Rain Mates? The clear plastic hoods, usually with polka dots on, that older ladies wore over their fixed curls? 70s and 80s.
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JoClarke
3 years
This is just 'End women's rights'
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Prof. Grace Lavery
3 years
the civil rights of women have never been are not and must not be “sex-based” fight biological reductivism. support women. defend queers.
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JoClarke
2 years
I was slung out of many venues in the 1990s. Sometimes justifiably and some unfairly. Do I need counselling?
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JoClarke
3 years
@charlesthomas This is a great point. The women you call T*RF are not motivated by fear or hatred of 'transness' but the knowledge that some adult male humans are dangerous. Thank you.
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JoClarke
2 years
Well, it's been a sad day here at Clarke towers. My dad died this evening. I'm going to lock my account for a bit and may (or may not) be quiet for a few days. Please follow and retweet @nomcebo_mkhali for me.
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JoClarke
3 years
🤓🥂 A very short story, for your amusement.
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JoClarke
7 years
@DailyMirror Times must be hard. These type of wankers used to burn £50s.
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3 years
I reported this. Still up.
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JoClarke
2 years
@ApplecoreKatie @SoniaPoulton @SVPhillimore You did this to yourself. You personally. You do understand what 'without fear or favour' means?
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JoClarke
3 years
@jockmcleod53 @hughgmeechan I probably wouldn't be trying to override other people's boundaries, for fucking starters. Nothing like a male insisting on being present where women undress to reassure us all.
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JoClarke
3 years
If this is happening - and only now - could it be the result of a recently emerged and very vocal political movement to give men the right to use women's facilities?
@billybragg
Billy Bragg
3 years
@JeanHatchet @Ecuadorian_Mum @Passie_Kracht @CroneInAMillion In women’s toilets. My butch lesbian pals tell me they are now viewed with suspicion.
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JoClarke
3 years
In today's dog news, Gary the lurcher has licked the scratch on his leg so much, it is going manky. Just as I thought it had healed. I've run out of dressings so have had to use my initiative. I give you dog in stocking:
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JoClarke
6 years
No person who can be made pregnant should ever be incarcerated with a person who can impregnate. What the fuck is wrong with the world?
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JoClarke
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@Aja02537920 I've loathed him since the phone call to Andrew Sachs about his granddaughter. I'm not wild about Jonathan Ross for the same reason. Very shabby affair.
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JoClarke
2 years
@simonjedge @Liesl_lseil @sarahstuartxx He seems genuinely surprised that these people aren't rational. 🤣🤣 Maybe he believed they were all pretending, like him. Owen, a lot of them really do believe the crap you pretend to believe. Good luck.
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JoClarke
4 years
Mine is of being an ovum in my mother's ovary when she was in my granny's womb.
@yokoono
Yoko Ono
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My earliest memory is being in my mother's womb. What is yours?
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JoClarke
4 years
Even if - and it's a big IF - a Transwoman is a woman trapped in a man's body, it's a man's body! So man jail and man sport! If I could wake up tomorrow in a man's body, there are many things I'd do! Insisting that I compete with female bodies in sports is not one of them.
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JoClarke
2 years
@volker_turk Like the right to refuse strip search by a male officer? The right to receive intimate care from only female health professionals? That kind of autonomy and agency?
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JoClarke
3 years
@cathydevine56 @LesbianLabour @LGBTLabour Men are who they say they are Women are who men say they are A woman's testimony is worth half that of a man
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JoClarke
4 years
I shan't angrily deny transwomen's periods. I'll just casually deny transwomen's periods. Because they don't have periods and I'm not the one who's angry about it.
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JoClarke
2 years
"just CPTSD" Her book was only published a few weeks ago. In that time, she's had a few unfavourable reviews, developed cPTSD, been diagnosed and recovered enough to talk about it. That's not how cPTSD or PTSD work.
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Laurie Penny
2 years
Suddenly I was: having rolling panic attacks, bone-tired, confused and constantly cold in a way I’ve only experienced before in the immediacy of deep grief. Thought I had COVID. Nope, just CPTSD. I’m truly, honestly much better now- but it was honestly scary for a few days.>
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JoClarke
4 years
Am I the only humbug who's a tiny bit pleased that they can't have anyone over for Christmas?
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JoClarke
2 months
Can't wait for a book on 'Gender' in sport by a bloke who, by his own admission, knows little about it. It's as though there are no fearless authorities on that topic from all angles already. @fondofbeetles @runthinkwrite @Martina
@AdamRutherford
Dr Adam Rutherford
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@BradfemlyWalsh @MForstater @bengoldacre Not that I need to answer to any of you, but this type of judgement, mistaking quiet for opposition, caution for incuriosity is your problem not mine. FYI I am writing a book about gender in sport. I have no obligation to speak on any subject except of my choosing when I choose.
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JoClarke
2 years
@sprolliehouse @yarnydeb1 @LaDonnaKebabe 'Pawned' makes it sound more desperate.
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JoClarke
2 years
Labour have gifted him this.
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Sky News
2 years
PM says 'biological males' should not compete in female sport and venues should have women only spaces
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JoClarke
2 years
If you would like to support Nomcebo, who works without a salary, you may do so here. No donations too small. Thank you.
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JoClarke
3 years
Feminism is for people who face problems in life that are caused by being female. Feminism is for transmen, whether they like it or not. It is not for transwomen, whether they like it or not.
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JoClarke
2 years
@stellacreasy @PaulEmbery Saying men are female is not mainstream or 'live and let live' at all. Please try to make sense.
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JoClarke
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@AlexJayMac @KarenGoesNorth @Mw79812681Mw @TimesRadio @mariellaf1 @DrawingEggen @TheFamousArtBR Inquisitor: Nobody is being burned as a witch Me: list of people burned as witches Inquisitor: They don't count as they are witches!
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JoClarke
4 years
@Self_Made_Dan Men and non-men
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JoClarke
3 years
I managed 10 seconds. Can you beat me?
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JoClarke
4 years
I've said this before, Stonewall is a protection racket. If an org or company doesn't pay up for 'training' etc, isn't on the 'champions' list, they are in the crosshairs. If a company fails to deal with an errant employee, then the threats start.
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Richard CollumbeII
4 years
”The complaint included a threat that Stonewall’s relationship with chambers would be damaged unless chambers took action against me.” This is insidious. Stonewall is no longer a lesbian and gay rights organisation. It is a sexist and homophobic Gender Identity lobby group.
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JoClarke
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A baby bluetit bounced off my window just now. When I went out it was shaking on the floor on its back. I lifted it to place it safely in the shade but it expired in my hands. Downer.
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JoClarke
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@JustininCalgary @artofhunger75 @SamBarber1910 @sigh_ontology @psflaps @DrJenGunter @susanwherley Transgenderism and sexual orientation are not the same. But, and here's the thing, even if transness is innate, it doesn't alter someone's sex. Reproductive sex is a bald fact and the rights afforded women are based upon physical necessity or social disadvantage related to SEX.
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JoClarke
3 years
My dad had his jab this morning. I asked him which one. "Astray Monica"
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JoClarke
3 years
@jessesingal @artymortyarty @kittypurrzog @ggreenwald @mtaibbi So, men pretending to be women is fine but a man pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman is "cruel"?
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JoClarke
2 years
@billybragg @ZombieTron @joslyoung The thing is Billy, that huge amounts of money and effort and time is dedicated to tackling drug, gang, knife, gun, and other types of organised crime. That's where the male on male fatalities are mostly found. It isn't addressed as sex-based, because it isn't sex-based.
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JoClarke
3 years
@JoanneMason11 If you think that calling names and hurtful comments are equal to physical violence, then you're hopelessly lost.
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JoClarke
3 years
@girby @Slatzism @CanLawMag Do you think that demanding these linguistic dance steps might act as another barrier to justice for victims with learning difficulties, serious trauma MH issues, limited English, etc? Best, Jo
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JoClarke
4 years
Yes. Sex is all about reproduction. That is exactly what it is.
@asinabyss
Kayo Thot
4 years
@BertDalziel @ar_crat @munro_nell @JustDavidDavid It's all about reproduction with you oddballs. You honestly give me the fucking creeps.
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3 years
These men don't think women are real people. It's the only conclusion I can draw.
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JoClarke
5 years
Well, I believe I've been shadowbanned again. All the signs are there. If you can see this, please let me know.
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JoClarke
6 years
A mere 100 years ago, in the UK, there were no ladies conveniences. This was in line with the social concept of women being in the home. It was called the 'bladder leash'. Toilets are more significant that you realise. As we argue about this, women are murdered in India >>
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JoClarke
2 years
@stellacreasy Do you condemn use of the term 'Birthing person' to refer to anyone else's mother? Whether that tweet is "unpleasant" or disrespectful hinges on this question. Do you find 'Birthing person' disrespectful per se? Are you condemning use of it? If not, you can ride this out.
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JoClarke
3 years
Confession: I have a massive crush - and always have had - on Michael Palin.
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JoClarke
2 years
Right. I'm craving sweet stuff. Do it eat the Christmas pud that I found in the garage cupboards? I've got custard.
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JoClarke
3 years
@mattwallaert @shiraabel Why do you think transgender children wouldn't benefit from being told to put others first? Why is it just girls that need to shelve their aspiration for others? And winning fairly in your own sport is not oppressive to anyone.
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JoClarke
2 years
@DaveThompsonCC @CCLincsPolice "I am sick of us being a culture war football" Stop acting it, then. Seriously, it is unwise to flood social media with these images during a period of police resource overstretching. Pride is now political, so this is inappropriate anyway. Officers should be free to >
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JoClarke
3 years
@zacharyherz @FrancisAaronUK @SarahEBond @GryffynTor I have to ask if Zach thinks female anatomy exists? Because if he thinks it does, how does he square that with no language ever having evolved to describe it? If, as he says, the familiar language for women means only social baggage, why? Seems improbable to me.
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JoClarke
2 years
@roblee4 Awful misuse of a man's death to have a dig at his friend. You should be ashamed.
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JoClarke
2 years
@michaelwhite How do you suppose an employment tribunal would deal with war and starvation? Should we halt all civil law court activities until there's no more war in the world?
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JoClarke
6 years
Again, for the cheap seats: If TRAs thought transwomen really needed and wanted refuges, they'd be setting them up with all the funding they have and full feminist support. Women's refuges would advise and assist. It's not about need.
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JoClarke
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Just had a pint with a mate who's deafblind. He told me about his recent 'work capability assessment' at the job centre. He's on a 10 year reassessment. He asked why as his condition can't improve. The lass told him it's because they might invent a "robot eye" for him. 🤣
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JoClarke
3 years
@PoliticalNomad1 @tomhfh It's a weird, genuinely discriminatory position the 'case by case' argument. If you accept some male people into a women's sport, it would then be impossible to 'fairly' exclude others.
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JoClarke
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@VictimSupport This is contradictory.
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JoClarke
3 years
"he eventually settles in York-sheer, a small town north of London" Watching a US crime documentary.
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JoClarke
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@troonytoons Hawtryesque
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JoClarke
2 years
@AlexJayMac @KarenGoesNorth @Mw79812681Mw @TimesRadio @mariellaf1 Gillian Philip, Rachel Rooney, James Dreyfuss, @DrawingEggen , Jess de Wahls, Graham Linehan, @TheFamousArtBR , Gareth Roberts
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JoClarke
4 years
Sorry. I just can't care about that Jamil woman's opinions, other people's opinions on her opinions or the opinions people hold of the opinions others hold on her opinions. I suggest it's not worth falling out over.
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JoClarke
2 years
@WeAreWomenJapan Yes. Why would anyone want a child's first impression of gay men to be drag Queens?
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@Alancumming @thetimes You do realise women have their own experiences to draw upon when deciding if they want men to be present where they take their clothes off? We know when sex matters, we don't need blokes in ivory towers telling us what to think.
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JoClarke
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They can't operate so my mam is being transfered to end of life care now. We're planning to bring her home on Friday and care for her here. I may be quite quiet online for a while. Or I might be very whiney and ranty, it's impossible to know. I apologise in advance.
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JoClarke
2 months
They admitted my mam last week ostensibly to ensure her colonoscopy and polyp removal would go ahead. However they've found every reason conceivable not to and are now talking about "just making you comfortable". If there's amore chilling euphemism in use, I haven't heard it.
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JoClarke
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@TwisterFilm "A place where *everyone* feels welcome" I don't want everyone to feel welcome to volunteer with children. I want a strict system that assesses adult volunteers' suitability to work with children.
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JoClarke
2 years
@polblonde They knew who to exclude from priesthood for long enough!
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JoClarke
4 years
So, not midday yet and here's one UK police force telling women to avoid male violence by restricting their movements and another force implying that women's boundaries to avoid male violence are hateful. #misogyny
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JoClarke
4 years
@JonMDexter @FondOfBeetles @AngelaRayner @Womans_Place_UK Have you ever demanded of any political, social or academic meeting, lecture or workshop on ANY topic to know if women were speaking? Or if women had been consulted? If not, why not?
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JoClarke
4 years
@spiralmoney @DC_Police Do tomatoes commit 98% fruit sex offences? @DC_Police why are you campaigning to undermine or reinterpret UK law? Is this a sort of misogynistic joke? Do you want to be completely unapproachable to women and girls?
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JoClarke
3 years
@leng_cath @Michael_AW77 @fairplaywomen @cambstimes It's a further psychological abuse of the victim and an intolerable provocation to women, imv.
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JoClarke
2 years
My big sister has crocheted me a scarf for Christmas and I could not love it more! #crafting #crochet
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