@POTUS
Man: Babe we’re out of money how are we going to keep the lights on?
Babe: Use the credit card
Man: we’re maxed out
Babe: Did you call the bank?
Man: Yeah we don’t have enough credit
Babe: I called them yesterday they raised our debt ceiling
Man: Thank god
@POTUS
why are we involved again?
oh, that's right b/c we've always cared about Ukraine.
I remember you mentioning Ukraine a lot over the years
Oh, wait, you've never mentioned Ukraine until now
Stop instigating war sir.
@Rekt_Tekashi
Say no more
Just bought 16.2 billion $ASS tokens
When this baby hits $0.01 I’m gonna be worth 162million dollars
HAVE FUN STAYING POOR GUYS
@POTUS
My daughter is 3yrs old. We've all been ill and have safely recovered. None of us were hospitalized and our immune systems are healthy.
I don't think that you should force my 3yr old daughter to get jabbed by a vaccine that was rushed.
I hold a good amount of USDT and as much as I hate to FUD my own bag
100% agree w/ Travis here
The “commercial paper” is just a b/s term for “we lent it to ourselves/friends” and they keep 100% of the interest on that commercial paper instead of adding it to the treasury
@SuperRare
Look I'm all for stopping racism but does anyone else find it ironic that a site that is supposed to be about free expression via art or speech is symantics.
Freedom of expression is how we avoid censorship.
I thought crypto knew better.
@GaryGensler
WOW in 10 years at the Federal Funds rate of 0.25% my $10,000 will be worth $10,252
Wow those $252 are definitely worth me waiting 10yrs to spend my money.
It's not like there's inflation and everything will cost 10x current prices in 10yrs
Thx for protecting me Gary
@RaoulGMI
Aside from Solana yeah
MATIC was down a couple days about two weeks ago but it’s back online
Cosmos is running smoothly
Binance smart chain working
AVAX idk
Phantom idk either
Maker liquidations occur on an auction basis and the $600mm liquidation was absorbed
Yknow what I’ve never had a community come out this hard and like a tweet of me buying the meme coin
So I bought another $250 of $SPX just for the vibes these mfers came in with
The target is a trillion
@zerohedge
I can’t believe some people think COVID caused the financial mess we’re in lol
Im sure monkeypox will cause inflation and it isn’t all the money printing we’ve been doing non stop
They literally just make up excuses at this point
@TrustlessState
I don’t understand why no one is laughing at this
The richest man in the world is trolling the entire crypto sector 😂
In what world is this not funny.
@voidfinality
@woonomic
You know how I know you don’t know what you’re talking about?
b/c majority of shorts have closed their positions and the number of shorts on bitfinex is lowest since early June
@JustinCarsley
@BTC_Archive
Why would anyone convert their normal dollars for USDT?
Put 1 and 2 together.
Whoever just created all this USDT. Is either gonna use it to buy BTC or ETH.
Given the magnitude, it is more likely to be BTC.
Just saying. Not financial advice
@gainzxbt
my mom's Hispanic and i would put large sums of money on her being and saying shit that is like 10x more racist than the stuff white people get cancelled over
I feel like the one coin I’m going to regret not having bought more of is going to be $SPX
That community is absolutely fucking nuts and hilarious. I have a grand here. I know it’s not enough.
@Oilfield_Rando
pro tip: men have been able to successfully define what a "woman" is for centuries
we don't need media for something that basic
pretty simple, were you born with a vag or pen
@Dan6_22
@woonomic
He doesn’t work for you Danny boy
Take it or leave it
If you want proof go on Glassnode ur self
He’s telling which metric to look at
@novogratz
Playing “by the rules” excludes entire populations.
That’s not DeFi. It’s American DeFi
I doubt a KYC is possible for a 3rd world country where identification records are not as clean as USA.
Global or US Market DeFi. That’s what it comes down to.
@crypto_bitlord7
Yeah and while everyone is looking at the DXY watching the dollar float around 90 or whatever the f**k
They don’t realize the DXY is basically just saying all currencies in the DXY basket are being devalued at the same rate.
DXY is also worthless measure of inflation
@NorthmanTrader
So, clearly the markets natural direction is down (w/o interference)
The sad part is that accounting quacks like me actually thought we were in a free market and we’re waiting for PE ratios and valuations to reflect reality..
We trusted the CPI metric. Some stilll do
@elonmusk
@CryptoWhale
😂 am I the only guy laughing WITH
@elonmusk
No one finds this hilarious?
Everyone is just mad b/c they think
@elonmusk
can crash a trillion dollar asset with a tweet.
Newbs deserve to get burned
@IDrawCharts
Interesting take
Another way to look at this:
As a network grows and adoption/price increase, the use case for the network becomes more and more restrictive
Meaning, if ur gonna put something on ETH it’s gotta be big value items that move infrequently that would still benefit
@lizrhoffman
@CoinDesk
This is the girl who doesn’t do her homework
She just copies off the smart kids
He stole money Liz
Miss appropriated customer deposits that we’re held in a trust on behalf of clients.
He took those coins and replaced them with $FTT without customer knowledge
@POTUS
The $30 trillion dollar debt accumulated while democratic and republican presidential terms
We need a middle class political party that can actually stay in budget
@SizeChad
So, Twitter manages to finally suspend an account and they miss all the scam accounts and shut down the one and only legitimate Arb account 🤣
@DegenSpartan
If ur gonna buy a jet
Make sure you set up a corporation for it and stick it in there
You can prob get a loan thru the corp and guarantee urself personally
This allows you to do two things
1. Write off the interest on the loan
2. Depreciate the jet
Gotta rent it out 1/
@TheBig4Tweets
“I can’t it’s been hours”
“What have you been doing”
Warning to all new accountants. This will happen to you and you will not like the way it feels
@basedkarbon
Well
If ur gonna rug.
sounds like a f*cked up way to do it but..
Honestly this is how I’d do it lol
Rip the bandaid off
They all bought for the “art” right so,,
@POTUS
'tens of thousands of tons' lol a ton is like 2,000 pounds.
a thousand tons is 2million pounds
ten thousand tons is 20million pounds
The US is drowning in debt and we're in a huge deficit and your shipping 2-20million pounds of our commodities to another nation?
I’m not sure exactly how this happened but I’ve got
$10k DRC memecoins
$20k doge
$5k hpos10inu
$2k Pepe
$1k coq
$1k rpepe
$700 wif
$450 spx6900
$200 mog
Holy shit I got fowty Kay worth of memes in my shit
DRC-20s are flying $DOGI just casually doing a +50x in 4months
Needs another 10x to get to $1b
Easy money imo but wtf do I know I’m just a supduck on your timeline
How does
@CoinMarketCap
have the copycat $DOGI on the BSC chain but doesn’t show the actual $DOGI coin on the Doge chain created by
@DogiDrc20
Can yall fix this?
Welp
Looks like I’m a tax guy for one of the top 10 firms now.
Won’t state exactly which one though 👀
Will share tax strategies here as I learn them
Hopefully I get some crypto clients