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FOOO IS 100% IN STABLES RIGHT NOW LOL
COPE MUCH??
DOON DOON DOON DOON
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What fooo says: I'm in some spot and some stables
what fooo means: I'm 100% sidelined right now and coping hard asf
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52k: timeline incredibly bullish
51.5k: timeline literally shredding each other. absolute tearing each others’ heads off. zero mercy. complete abandon. liquidations galore. houses lost. gfs gone. angry mobs calling for scapegoats. how could the government let this happen
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“bro I only have $500 how do I make it”
get a job motherfucker
anyways back to Hiatus
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I hope bears have loaded up on ASS CREAM because Q3 bout to be MOVIE SON
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I see a lot of cocky bears on the timeline
the last time they were this cocky was
7k ago?
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Congratulations to everyone that managed to secure a follow before I locked my account and the 2 accounts you know I am
I'll probably stay locked for months!
fuggen free loaders want to see my alpha??
but not follow
PATOOOIE
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“just dont get the whole memecoin thing
good luck I guess…
seems a little silly to me
people should grow up”
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THIS IS IT BOYS.
DAY 100 IS A MERE HOUR AWAY
AND AS I STAND UPON THIS PINNACLE OF EARTHLY ACCOMPLISHMENT
ATOP 100 VANQUISHED DAY FOES
I THINK TO MYSELF
WHAT A FOOLISH WASTE OF TIME
BUT IN AN EXISTENTIAL SENSE IT’S NO MORE OR LESS FOOLISH THAN ANY OTHER THING ANYONE COULD DO
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I have a deep respect for people that behave this way
no matter where they are in life, they strive for excellence in their craft
they want to do what they do the BEST they can possibly do it
it's such a rare trait, I'd estimate 1 in 1,000,000 or less
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NOW THAT I'M 32 PEOPLE DON'T EVEN SHIELD THE CONVERSATION ANYMORE
"OH 32, NOT MARRIED? NO KIDS? NO FAMILY? NO LIFE? NO LEGACY? NO FUTURE? NO MEANING? NO HAPPINESS? NO LOVE IN YOUR LIFE?"
BRO I LITERALLY JUST WANT TO BUY THIS COFFEE OK
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Can't wait to flex on fooo when he's hilariously wrong about Goblin Town and he Do Kwon't take it anymore
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pepe is at like 690 mil mcap or something
probably 69 bil in 2.3 years from now when I dump it
100x my bag from here
tweeting just in case, in 2.3 years, while I’m getting head in bed, I decide to retweet it while I nut as I dump on you all from my phone if I even care
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there's a lot of people that are ruined because of this dump
just know this
if you're a man, there's nothing I can do for you
but if you're a beautiful young woman
10/10 looks?
and you're interested?
there's a place for you in my house
but you have to have sex with me
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Look at him.
That’s my quant.
You notice anything different about him?
Look at him.
Look at his face.
Look at his eyes.
I’m sure of the math.
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this is my secret acc
unironically most ppl dont know its me
it’s a secret I like that
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The dip, probably:
40k: dip buyers briefly euphoric, then btfo
38k: second wave of dip buyers briefly euphoric then btfo
36k: horny alt dip buyers blow wads too soon but it’s kind of ok
35-6k for a month: Seasoned ogs check the chart once then buy back what they sold at 46k
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Lmao looks like I'm probably wrong so I bought most of my shit back
some a little lower, some a little higher
and you know what, that's fine motherfuckers
because when I'm wrong, I'm WRONG
like a real man
I was WRONG and if you got a problem with that you can suck my hole!
alright you fucking idiots
you're so lucky you get a post for me, your lord and master, today
bc Che is posting about the book club anyway
this pump is to fill out the upside so the monthly has a wick
see you absolute HOLES in the mid 30's or something
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I'm a 33 year old man sitting in my computer chair listening to Medieval Lo Fi muttering to myself
"ah fuck me... dog wif hat? am I really considering this shit? Is this actually near the top of my maybe list"
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The only 3 professions that will be relevant in 10 years
Trading/Investing/Venture
Coding/CS/Cybersec/Ai
Marketing/Socials/Influence
Become proficient in at least one of these or suffer immensely
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Cute big booby nerdy barista at my favorite shop just ended things w her fiance
oh nooooooOoOoooOooooo
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alright you fucking idiots
you're so lucky you get a post for me, your lord and master, today
bc Che is posting about the book club anyway
this pump is to fill out the upside so the monthly has a wick
see you absolute HOLES in the mid 30's or something
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I fucked literal 10's when I was broke
in the back of my Corolla
on the grimy floor of my roach-infested apartment
while Circa Survive was playing
smelling like American Spirits and stolen food
sbf sacrificed a billion dollars and his future to bang a 1
we are not the same
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if u fucken psychos keep buying btc and dont allow for a selloff I'm going to have to get back in where I sold
I hate doing that
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funniest shit is when ppl say “are you buying the dip?”
wtf r u talking about
literally everyone is either all in, fucked on perps, took profit lower so theyd be buying higher, in debt, and so on
very silly notion “buy the dip”
just have to hope for new capital inflows
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at this point I dont even give a shit what happens Im just laughing and euphoric
but every single tweet I see is just
“if youre up life changing gains, take them. change your life”
and yeah true but
higher.
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“listen kid
only gna tell u this once
theres a truth to this market
truth ya gotta accept, or it’ll destroy u
n that truth is
could go up.. could go down..”
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Look at all the times I founded each of my four accounts
fooo is a Libra
Che is an early Aries
I’m a Taurus
Pyrite is a Scorpio
do you guys even notice the level of detail and intentionality I go to
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Disbanded the harem
too much going on in life
like cattle in a pen I set them free
I just dont have the time…
Hope I made the right call
perhaps once life settles down, like cats, they will return
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I love autistic women so much
not like, super autistic
there's a sweet spot
can I say that?
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23 year old women flirting (kind of?): oh yeah old man whatre you gonna do about it?
29 year old woman flirting: haha what if you put a baby in me haha
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NO NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR SHOULD BE THIS HOT
I KEEP RUNNING INTO HER
I ASKED HER WHAT SHE HAS GOING THIS WEEKEND SHE SAID SHE’S HOPING TO STAY IN ALL WEEKEND AND READ AND WRITE
WHY DID JESUS SEND ME A BOOKISH SEXY DORK TO BE MY NEXTDOOR NEIGHBOR RIGHT WHEN I BEGAN MY NOFAP JOURNEY
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wait theres a tiny dump mid month
monthly still strongly green
and everyone is acting like a pussy?
whaaat?
??
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Look at you all
all the lovely regulars liking my shitposts
my autistic online family
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While fooo and Che are off edging themselves to their "new years resolutions" I'm here holdin the line
hard carrying the bulla cause
put some respect on mah name
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My spirit brother
@Mothalamp
was kind enough to draw a self-portrait of me on my NoFap journey
I wish you all peace
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fooo sold his penguins at like 0.3 eth apiece dude
after penning an article saying that of all the projects he liked their art the most
those pudgy little shits are like 20 eth apiece now
before the bull run
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It is so fucken peaceful and quiet on a small account
Once you get to like 40-50k followers, regardless of the type of twitter you run, it gets cacophonous
tiny accounts spewing anything they can think of for some attention
too much noise to be able to listen to it all
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ever notice how the highest anxiety people put money in the lowest risk assets like t bills
underperform inflation
and then demand the lowest anxiety people (crypto bros) who risked literally everything and made it
for their profits
at local tops
by browbeating them
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THE KUCOIN VERIFICATION PUZZLE IS TOO HARD
I'M CONSIDERING THE MONEY LOST
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HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
NEW NEIGHBOR MOVING IN NOW
SHE LOOKS 24 MAYBE
PERKY TIDDIES, THIN WAIST
SHE MOVING IN 1 AM SO CREEPS DONT WARCH FROM THEIR WINDOWS PROBABLY
LOLOL
MAYBE I WILL BRING HER A JELLO TOMORROW
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Me 5 months ago on a coingecko research strim
“bonk… chart looks totally bottomed… but Idk how this is gonna make me mr fucken moneybags. pass”
bonk proceeds to 100x before the bull run starts or whatever
them’s the brakes. thinking of doing more research strims tho
was fun
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Doing my taxes so I can pay them in full and on time like I always do
so I never have to worry about it
Uncle Sam is the only alpha male left in modernity, and you bet your ass I am paying my dues so I can live in peace
I suggest you do the same anon kun
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I'm an unapologetic perma bull
why?
because I study history son
look at the yearly chart?
long term, I always win?
enjoy your petty little drawdowns,
they're nothing to me
because I zoom out
son
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as a 33 y/o man I reserve the right to go “ahhhhh” loudly when I sit down
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I'm alive (if any of u even care). May or may not have just returned from the jungles of the Central African Republic
Evaded Anti-Balaka and dem gubmint troop
nasty run-in w post-Seleka Mouvement Patriotique... but survived
Secured ancient Animist relic from forest pygmies 💪
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Reading a book for an hour reduces cortisol 50%
and it stays low while youre reading
I always read after a heavy lift this is a good synergy for recovery
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the MOST bearish aspect to the current situation is that it subjectively feels fun to bear post again
that should scare bulls
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meme coins are up 70% today
btc up 10%
btc maxi: ha ha! bitcoin only cycle!
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you go to your ex’s apartment to get some things after the breakup and this mf steps out of the shower and into the room wyd
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if your pfp isnt worth 50,000 usd
dont even LOOK at my FACE when I’m in da club
your opinion? garbage to me
let me step on you and take a tinkle on you
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NOFAP HARDMODE DAY 7
I INVITED MY SEXY YOUNG SINGLE NEIGHBOR OVER THIS AFTERNOON
SHE'LL BE HERE ANY MOMENT
SHE'S GONNA SHOW ME SOME OF HER CREATIVE WRITING
I'M PRETTY SURE NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
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Am currently unironically managing 3 10/10 looks at the same time and they all know each other
it is absolutely the most rigorous test of my game in my whole life
but my game only sharpens
rises to the challenge
I am a bastion of calm certitude
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Chugging bone broth shirtless schmoasted up in my computer chair going LINE BY LINE coingecko today
need to find more gems to replace a few projects
if you want to shill me something anon kuns, DO IT
do it in the replies to this tweet
I'll look at anything no matter how dumb
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uh yeah no Im no married
but this year I got a house and am hopefully going to install a harem in it
what I do for work?
I buy and I sell cryptographic ultra money
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certain kind of mf will go their whole life never trusting anyone
being cynical and suspicious about everything
and miss out on human connection, opportunities, good deals etc because of this
bc they are afraid of "being naive"
unaware this is the greatest naivete of all
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I have this journal and in it I write my goals
so far the entire entry for 2024:
1. Do good in bull run
2. Get motorcycle and become motorcycle guy
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CHE THE MF'ING GOBLIN IS ON HIATUS
YOU IDIOTS EVER STOPPED TO CONSIDER WAT THAT COULD MEAN
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So many people will rides so many of these memes to zero
eventually
but not yet
not yet
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You: Hey man why dont you ever come to crypto events
Me: you mean these?
what the FUCK is this
recommend no more videos like this, for the sake of the people, our industry (and my bags)
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Theres a phenomenon Ive been going thru since like 31
call it the post-dinner post-up
the boomer urge after eating a big meal to just absolute post up on my cushy recliner
maybe take a lil nap
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Why are you, as a man, flipping directional bias daily mere days before the etf decision
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if you freaks force me to rebuy all my bags at what I sold them at I will not be enthused
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I gotta tell ya
che and fooo are on hiatus but I might shitpost here a bit
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I say this with love
but nearly all CT big names are just male socialites lol
flashing jewelry really isn't "getting a life"
gotta find a passion and build something cool in the world or do cool shit
but whatever, it's their lives
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Listen here kiddo
come closer
come here. sit down.
Im only gonna tell ya this once
there’s 2 kinds of ppl in this lonely, cold world
Winners (people who do chores when they think of them)
and Losers (those who put em off til later but dont write em down)
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Can we all just take a second and admire how I've been able to not gain any followers while tweeting over 300 times in 3 days
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CHE EXPLICITLY GAVE HIS WORD BUT I DIDNT
AND WHILE I *AM* GENUINELY BUSY
JUST WANT TO POKE MY HORNS IN HERE FOR A SEC AND SAY
SEE?
SEEEE??
5 MORE DAYS
ME *AND* THE MARKET
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Imagine a CT documentary detailing the origin story of every major CT personality
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Hope you all haven't lost all your money in January already!
Tax season is coming in a few months!
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I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE ASKED MY HOT NEIGHBOR FOR HER NUMBER JUST NOW. SHE'S ALWAYS COMING BACK FROM YOGA IN THE MORNING AND I MAY OR MAY NOT STEP OUTSIDE EXACTLY WHEN I KNOW SHE'LL BE COMING BACK HOME
ANYWAYS I HAVE HER NUMBER NOW
BUT I WON'T USE IT!
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Chicks will blow you once, absorb your entire worldview, then ghost
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You guys
I have a master excel sheet, and it has over 13 years of self-hacking experiment results on it
and I can tell you, you want to NUKE neuroticism?
> 400mg theanine 2x a day
> 3g glycine 2x a day
> 500 mg magnesium glycinate
> 500 mg inositol 2x a day
you're mf welcome
@bigballsbulla
Props to you man how do you turn that feeling off?
Chilling out leads to more angst in my experience. Need tips on lowering this flavor of neuroticism
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ANYWAY IM OFF TO BASK IN MY VICTORY
CHE MIGHT BE AROUND AGAIN SOON THOUGH
HE SENT ME THIS PIC AND TOLD ME TO SAY HE’S DOING WELL JUST EXTREMELY BUSY WITH ULTRA SERIOUS MATTERS
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Sandbox npc in a bmw tries to cut in front of me to park. Not gonna happen.
I take the space
he pulls up, very high neuroticism. tries to bitch me out.
Not today pal. Im getting ribs. Just ignore and walk past.
He sighs gets back in his car
my bp still 55 bpm
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Wow it’s almost like Che tweets during periods where you idiots all think it’s over
then I start tweeting and suddenly it becomes clear just how fucking back we are
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THE LONGER WE GO SIDEWAYS OR UP WITHOUT SHITTING THE BED AGAIN IN THIS MARKET
THE MORE LIKELY IT IS WE GO UP MORE
THE MORE WE GO UP MORE? THE MORE WE GO UP MORE
YOU KNOW?
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BITTY DROPS 20 DOLLARS AND CHE AND ALL HIS GOBLINS ARE WHIPPING OUT THEIR DICKS
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If it dumps, I will flex on you scrubs
and if it pumps, I will buy back discreetly, and just ignore any criticism about it
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I really love my frens on CT
you guys are the best and I appreciate you and see you
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alright I'm gonna go take a shower
if we get 80 likes on this tweet before 9 pm cst so like in 43 minutes from now
I will do a short chill strim tonight
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U F*CKERS HAVE NO F*CKING IDEA HOW HARD I PLAN TO HUMILIATE YOU IF YOU MISS THE BULL RUN FROM BEING SIDELINED!
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a worthy goal in interacting with friends or family
is to lower their anxiety, not raise it
in a way that is not naive and is in touch with reality, not reality-denying
to be calm and increase the calmness of others
most people unknowingly project so much anxiety in chats
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What a high IQ woman needs in a man:
> High(er) IQ
> Composed
> Witty
> Funny enough to lift her mood
> Fit
> Financially indep
> Passionate
> Life direction stemming from deep well of purpose
What high IQ man needs in a woman:
> fat booty
> obeys
> brings apple cabbage stew
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