Jebus
@Jebus
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Joined July 2010
A 100 millionaire telling kids taking on 50k+ in debt getting an education to save $5 a week in a high inflation low interest rate environment while running the agency that prevents them from investing in high upside potential investments really sums it up.
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Thinking about the people who bought $60000 btc to hedge against 4% inflation.
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BREAKING - Rich people own the thing they told you was too risky to buy.
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Uniswap gave me 400 voting tokens valued at $12000. Coinbase gave my information to the IRS.
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Welp, if the SEC doesn't want us to stake usdc in coinbase I guess we'll just have to withdrawal to ethereum, lock it in aave, borrow usdt against it, buy uni with that, bridge the uni to bsc, lock the uni in cream, borrow bnb against the uni, and buy nudey nfts on treat.
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Only crypto allows you to fly out of the country with $10,000,000 in your pocket and land with $4,000,000.
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There's a sweet spot in the generations between like 28-32 that didn't get hit by the crazy woke shit or the old man boomer shit. Those people are the only hope.
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Bro, you have .05 btc. The difference between $45000 and $50000 is $9 for you, calm down.
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Uniswap gave me a $15000 airdrop, twitter aint even sweat in my mouth
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Someone ate a bat in China and now you don't get to retire. Funny how the world works.
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How is it even legal for the gov to approve coinbase to go public then to come back years later and say they're operating illegally? . Why was I allowed to buy the stock then? It's not like they changed how they operated since they were approved.
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Do yourself a favor. Open a lightly leveraged bitcoin long with all your money and spend the next 30 days getting high and playing video games.
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A lot of yall are experiencing your first full cycle. A bit of advice: . Don't share your wins with normie friends. They turn from being happy for you to resentful very quickly. Have a group internal to the space you can share your wins with to blow off steam and never mention.
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You gotta hand it to Saylor, I've never seen a man run a cocaine idea out this far.
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Crypto is basically a life destroying addiction but you get paid so we get to call it a job.
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Ethereum looks fine. Bitcoin looks like its legal tender in El Salvador.
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Breaking: Person who can't afford an eth transaction has opinion on crypto.
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"Still up in btc" he screamed at his wife as she drove away with the kids.
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protip for your 20s . buy 1 nice bottle of wine, drink it, and keep it . then when you have a girl coming over buy some of those $4 bottles from walmart and fill the nice bottle before she gets there.
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Strong men create good ponzis. Good ponzis make weak men . Weak men create bad ponzis . Bad ponzis create strong men.
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Retiring the online identity. Has been life -ev for a long time now, time to let it go. Peace yall.
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I love how people pretend crypto is hard. It's literally just metamask + websites and don't give your seed away.
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*CRYPTO EXCHANGE BINANCE INVESTIGATED BY U.S. OVER ALLOWING TOO MUCH FREEDOM.
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financial advisors out there trying to explain that making 4000% a year in crypto isn't investing, barely beating inflation for a 2% yearly fee is true investing.
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your most likely path to wealth isn't flipping 10k into 1m on a memecoin. its more likely ending 1 cycle with 200k and then catching the bottom on a few specific things you have infinite conviction on and sitting on it for 3 years.
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After 8 years in crypto you develop a sense of what the market is up to, almost like its talking to you. Or I've developed a mental illness.
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if you lose all your money 2 months into the bull market you wont have any money for the other 16 months of the bull market.
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So, I’m curious . Do you understand why twitter was worth the 44b yet?.
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good to see Saylor has made the jump from trying to convince people to just calling them poors.
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The lady who cut my hair yesterday had never heard of bitcoin. Not the top.
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Oh no, another $10000 airdrop. Stop web3, this is just what the VCs want.
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The year is 2030. Bitcoin just surpassed 4 million dollars a coin. You're still holding Zcash. You bought it at $200. Its at $199. One day. One day.
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Some tips for noobs:.- Cloud mining is a scam. - The people giving away free advice are almost always better than people with paid rooms. - Anyone whos taken money to shill a project should be forever tainted in your eyes. - It always goes significantly higher thank you think. /1.
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friends asking if they should get some of the coin up 600000000% incase it takes off.
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Crypto gonna have the average millennial net worth at $10,000,000 and the median at $4.
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Idk why you would work a 9-5 when you could work 24/7 in crypto without holidays. People just don't want to be free I guess.
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If you believed walmart was going to accept litecoin at any point in the last 30m you need to really take a look at yourself.
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I've actually lived the cycle @blknoiz06 is living right now (smaller scale, different cycle) so I can shed some light on this. First off, you earn the state this tweet is talking about through good calls and rep building over time, its not something you weasel into. Second,
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I was pretty good at getting into 80 IQ mind and playing the shitcoins, but the zoomers came in and cranked it down to 50 IQ and idk if i can get there.
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what is an airdrop if not a tip for using the platform?.
BREAKING: President Trump announces that he will put an END to taxes on tips. Elect him as President this November & you’ll keep your tips. Please send this video to every single person you know in the service industry.
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I get it now. The banks are crashing the stock market to crash bitcoin to crash altcoins to buy Tron cheap.
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I wonder how many times I've heard "we're so early" since i joined 8 years ago, back when we were actually early.
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I have sold everything and shorted bitcoin with my entire net worth. my liquidation at 72k will never be reached.
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If you think the FBI broke bitcoin and revealed that for $4,000,000 you probably don't belong here.
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Debt:. Student loans - $0.Credit cards - $0.Mortgage - $0.Aave - $4,621,942.
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If you needed more reasons to like Trump, he got the kids off those shitty mango vapes and back on cigarettes like men.
"We also detect evidence of an unintended effect of [vape] flavor restrictions that is especially clear among 18-20-year-olds: inducing substitution to combustible cigarette smoking."
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stop crying and go wrestle a bear . you'll learn how small your problems were pretty fast.
It’s Men’s Health Week, remember this 🩵. Men, . It’s okay to cry. It’s okay to show emotion. It’s okay to be emotional. It’s okay to feel sad. It’s okay to be okay. It’s okay to not be okay. It’s okay to feel. It’s okay to grieve. It’s okay to tell someone you’re struggling.
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you know, the world would look basically the same if Biden wasn't fading and was just getting trashed with Kamala every day.
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The best thing to do in times like these is withdraw from your life, push loved ones away, and stare at the chart as your net worth slowly drops to foodstamp levels.
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People used a full penguin of gas and didn't get an airdrop . And they ain't got a penguin.
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if you stick "research" at the end of your @ people think you're a legitimate player, lol.
Citron is no longer short $GME. It's not because we believe in a turnaround for the company fundamentals will ever happen, but with $4 billion in the bank, they have enough runway to appease their cult like shareholders. Despite Wedbush setting an $11 target today, we respect the.
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me after 1/3rd of a drink.
BIDEN: "She know long! She knew suhlongasuhijeruhhnied, our freedom can never be secured"
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Seems like a more legitimate asylum claim than most, we would have killed them if they stayed in their country.
REPORT: 8 suspected ISIS terrorists who crossed into the United States from the Southern border, arrested. The men were arrested in New York, Philadelphia and Los Angeles. At least one of the men took advantage of President Joe Biden's 'One app' to book appointments to claim
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