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@basedkarbon
karbon 🐺🦊
6 years
I will begin doing a phased reopening of the economy
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@basedkarbon
karbon 🐺🦊
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The amount of hatred towards the boomers that fills the timeline daily isn't enough Whatever end of life suffering they endure is not nearly enough for the suffering they've inflicted upon generations with their blind greed, incompetence & downright malevolence TBD (chud mode)
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@basedkarbon
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I clicked on a few of these Epstein email leaks and now it's instantly taken over my entire feed. Idk how many emails were leaked but feels like I'm gonna end up reading every single one with the algorithm shoving it on me now
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@basedkarbon
karbon 🐺🦊
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How bad could the job market be?
@DeItaone
*Walter Bloomberg
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WHITE HOUSE: FEDERAL STATISTICAL SYSTEM MAY HAVE PERMANENTLY BEEN DAMAGED WHITE HOUSE: OCTOBER JOBS REPORTS LIKELY NEVER RELEASED
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@Transak
Transak
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Fiat’s cool. As long as you’re swapping it for stablecoins.
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@basedkarbon
karbon 🐺🦊
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You can't even qualify for a mortgage for a home making an average salary. This is why millennials and zoomers are rightfully angry at the system that left them behind. Boomers want to blame this on iPhones and frappacinos
@4nt1p4tt3rn
4nt1p4tt3rn 🏴‍☠ Appalachistan Wolf Lodge #47
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By the way, that one post yesterday that caused so much outrage? Demographics: Predominantly US-based 25-34 year old males on iPhones. I rest my case. Please, take another break from your frappuccinos to tell me again on your $1,500 smartphone how you can't afford a house.
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@basedkarbon
karbon 🐺🦊
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Spy flipping green and btc -1% This shit is getting old
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@basedkarbon
karbon 🐺🦊
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Epstein files were top of mind until the tl got flooded with the graphic murders of Iryna Zarutska and Charlie Kirk Now ppl have moved on from those news cycles. Unfortunately nobody cares and we’re never getting the fully unredacted Epstein Files
@OversightDems
Oversight Dems
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🚨BREAKING: Oversight Dems have received new emails from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate that raise serious questions about Donald Trump and his knowledge of Epstein’s horrific crimes. Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.
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@basedkarbon
karbon 🐺🦊
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Fix these charts and you fix all the problems. Wages need to double or triple. Earnings and Wall Street has to take a hit and readjust. But this will bring back prosperity and revive the American dream
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@LensWall68498
WallStreetLens
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Market Moves Just As Outlined The first hour after the open played out exactly how I described in yesterday’s outlook — early hesitation, quick momentum shift, and strong follow-through once volume confirmed direction. Right now, the market’s rhythm is aligning perfectly with my
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@basedkarbon
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The real solutions to these problems is to hire American & drastically raise wages. But that hurts the bottom lines on Wall Street so he's just lying, trying to keep the status quo. Mask it with 50 year mortgages, 15 year car loans. Nothing good will change for the American ppl.
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@basedkarbon
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Trump won the popular vote & his approval ratings have been on a steady decline He's losing his base with this shit Meet the new emperor, same as the old emperor. He doesnt need to win another term. Its the establishment playbook “we need h1bs” ”there‘s no affordability crisis”
@FirstSquawk
First Squawk
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TRUMP SAYS H-1B VISA HOLDERS ARE ESSENTIAL, ARGUING THAT “THERE AREN’T ENOUGH TALENTED AMERICANS” TO FILL HIGH-SKILL ROLES IN TECH AND INNOVATION SECTORS.
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@basedkarbon
karbon 🐺🦊
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It's not looking good. iPhone Air was a flop so they're releasing a purse for your half pounder iPhone Giga Max XL We're never gonna get a slim functional lightweight iPhone
@BasicAppleGuy
Basic Apple Guy
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Whatever you thought Apple might announce today, you’re not even close... Introducing iPhone Pocket.
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@basedkarbon
karbon 🐺🦊
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@basedkarbon
karbon 🐺🦊
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Market trading like the government shutdown is gonna be extended This is ass
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@basedkarbon
karbon 🐺🦊
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The upside of everything moving to streaming is that now the cinema experience has become so nice to lure ppl out of their homes that it's worth going out to the movies now Private reserved seating Limited seating Comfy recliner seats Table service for food & drinks Full menu
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@basedkarbon
karbon 🐺🦊
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Hi there @wef I feel like you've made significant progress in the "own nothing" part of your mission but I'm concerned the "be happy" part is lagging behind drastically. Please address these concerns at once. Sincerely, Citizen 72514188461
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@basedkarbon
karbon 🐺🦊
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Wife says I need to go to the doctor, get some referrals to go see some specialists bc I haven't been well lately but my plan is to wait until it becomes a medical emergency and let them figure it out in the ER I'm a man, we don't go to doctors. "Eh it'll pass, whatever it is"
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@basedkarbon
karbon 🐺🦊
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Just pay a normal living wage. I find the offshoring shameful. There's plenty of Americans who would love to work a Coinbase support job and they would do a much better job but they cost money+benefits. Instead, all of our personal information got nefariously stolen and now I'm
@dg1001
Dan G.
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@basedkarbon Lesson is to pay your customer services reps 250k an hour and support will improve
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@basedkarbon
karbon 🐺🦊
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"Hi Cobie, I've been in agony for 7 years and I always get the same bullshit scripted responses with no resolution. I have come to hate Coinbase with my entire soul" "Dm me your email address" > 5 minutes later *fixed* "Wow he fixed it. Whatever they're paying you isn't enough"
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@basedkarbon
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Best part about this arc is it highlights that it's really not hard to provide good customer service. It's just that Coinbase has insisted on outsourcing customer support to incompetent Indians for the past decade+ Between reputational damage and lost fees from inactive
@cobie
Cobie
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@deftsuolol dm me your email
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@basedkarbon
karbon 🐺🦊
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I love these lists bc they're carefully crafted around wherever they think they won't get in trouble Go back 3 years, EU would be included and USA would be excluded. Also the perma-bad sanction countries are always a no-go but the most dangerous countries like Honduras are fine
@billmondays
bill monday
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jurisdictions for public sale
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@basedkarbon
karbon 🐺🦊
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MegaETH presale is so bad they won't let you sell or hedge your locked position, I much prefer the Monad presale where you get punished on all future Coinbase presales if you sell too early. Jfc the absolute state of this
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