Former Degenerate Spartan
Private Crypto Fund Manager
Quoted in CoinDesk & Cointelegraph
Psyops Special Forces
Reformed Hentai Addict
Reinstated
@egirl_capital
hey loser, get in
just know that one day i'll dump my bags on you
but one day we'll all be dead anyway
so now we live for the moment and for the memories
have yall considered not selling coins until we breach ATHs so that we can transition from PvP to PvE and dump on NPCs instead of dumping on each other
One of the fastest ways to dox yourself as a cryptopleb is to ask "what's the reason for the Bitcoin pump today."
Its path to $1m+ is preordained. On any given day it needs no reasons.
i expect things to pick up by feb, latest
probably earlier, but earlier is not a problem
if things do not, need to re-evaluate fundamental thesis about the next cycle (tardfis buying the halving and playing a bull cycle)
went to a restaurant last night
waiter recommended a new seasonal chicken menu item
to make conversation i asked whether its locally sourced
waiter said he doesnt know
i replied, if you dont know where the chicken comes from, you are the chicken
gripto is the mirror image of the stonk market
in stonks, you get a big dump every few years when panic supply overwhelms a stable demand - you buy those
in gripto, you get a big pump every few years when panic demand overwhelms a stable supply - you sell those
not a single blip on my normie radar
iwo etf approval will make waves in the tardfi scene, and front running the halving narrative is what will pull in the first wave of retail
they will be surprised with the follow through and get addicted to the gains
『 exit liquidity 』
All my normie friends are seething they didn't buy in the infinite 1.5 year long range. They'll wait for a pullback that never comes. Is what it is. Lot of room to run.
you gotta pace out your bullish propaganda - this is a marathon, not a sprint
do not be afraid to recycle rephrase reframe tweets for maximum misinformation
price going up is more important than your dignity
we can debate the ethics of it from our reasonably sized house later
while away from twitter, been thinking about what to do with the ds account, esp all the (socially, not monetary) valuable connections made
probably taking this account in a new direction from the previous owner
aiming to be even lower value less alpha and more useless than her
the average man spends 7 minutes shampooing his hair every day
these men collectively have 85 extra hours a year by not having to participate in this meaningless daily pagan ritual
85 extra hours to pump our bags
Last night had an opportunity up celebrate the next phase of our $USDC partnership with
@brian_armstrong
and the
@coinbase
and
@circle
teams. Grateful for the partnership and the next chapter!
i learnt rather early on that it is better to be mysteriously silent than to talk and let everyone realize youre actually retarded
applies for tweets too
today i saw a lot of people making fun of caroline
and also a lot of people saying that its wrong to make fun of her
for all those to stood up for her, i want you to know that i have mentally debuffed the weight and value of all your opinions, on every topic, from today onwards
"rich people can easily fall into the trap of BUYING themselves more JOBS"
property portfolio? congrats you're a real estate agent now
big mansion, garage of cars? congrats you're facilities maintenance now
outsource all that? congrats, you're the human resources manager now
i will say tho, the point of money is NOT to hoard it and die with a lot of it
spend it, be happy
consider using money to blast away problems, instead of buying "stuff" that comes with extra work and problems, esp if it requires constant mental overheads
dont let stuff own you
if you really want your enemies seething
- make money from magical internet coins
- have good relationships
- be healthy
final ultimate move
- be happy
you have no idea how many ppl suffer extreme mental illness and cannot stand seeing other people not suffering like they are
@DegenSpartan
absolutely love how many degens on CT prioritized health and got their shit together this bear market
more motivating than anything else out there iwo
im up YTD and the passive in cum dripping in from t bills + my 1 single stETH > expenses
i would imagine ppl that didnt buy in jan are being tossed around and taken for a ride
i think there's a bit more pain endurance to go and then we take off
try not to kill yourselves lads
the desire for stability is a mental shackle holding back most people that do not actually require such stability yet overpay to achieve that state
i would even posit that it is actually an unnatural state to exist in
embrace volatility and move with the ebbs and flows of life
comments are hilarious
theres ALWAYS suddenly another offer
because real estate agents are lying rats
pull bid, lower it bigly with an expiry and let them cook
they need the money more than you need a house
let irl NFT traders find out first hand the true price of liquidity
I put an offer in on a house that's been sitting on the market for ~60d
Seller agent says "someone else put in an offer yesterday"
That was yesterday
My agent just reached out to me & said he heard from them that the buyer is having finance trouble so they're gonna counter me
watching yall incinerate online frenships over political / religious views and increase the amount of echo in your bubbles
be me, make online frens not based on their views, but for the eventual exit liquidity they can provide
its time to come clean since my main wallet address has been exposed that ive 1 eth left
was it the leverage addiction? hentai addiction? hard to say
ill be keeping that 1 ETH so i can remain a whole coiner
across all the cexes and smaller wallets, i have about tree fiddy left
it pains me and i honestly do regret not being able to like and respond to all your comments like the previous G's used to do in the past
however, i think this form of loose parasocial relationship that we have will work out the best for me in not getting fatigued from this app
reordered my reading list
have 2 books to read
then the rise of carry
then will circle back to this
Q2 next year mandatory re-read is devil takes the hindmost
its the most important book that you need to read, and there's a reason why you need to read it then
you'll know why
starting my next book titled "the power of now - a guide to spiritual enlightenment"
tbh i dont have high expectations, but it has been routinely recommended by a few people so i thought id find out for myself
next bull run, i implore yall autists to make deepfakes of various investment gurus and finance professionals either in professional news / talkshow settings, or informal "recordings", that are talking positively about crypto and leak them on normie social media
there's some people i know that escaped the matrix with crypto
i tell them all the same thing
its a rare luxury that few people in all of humanity past present future will get to enjoy - the luxury of having BOTH wealth and youth
do things you can only enjoy while you're young
doesnt even need to be abroad
this basically also applies for people relocating to a different city or out of state - but with almost no tax savings lol
i think people over-estimate the social cost/loss and undervalue being upfront rich at 30 yo, not 50
aites imma head out now for hopefully, a really nice and long twitter break
good luck and i'll see whoever survives on the other side when this is all over
getting involved in any drama is -EV, even IRL ones
best example is debating about politics
who cares? and even if you do, what can you do about it?
i have reframed my outlook in life that now i dont care about everything by default, and i selectively choose what to care about
Getting involved into twitter drama is always -EV
In the end you rarely will be able to change people their opinion, majority are projecting and want to take you down to their level
Energy much better spend into positive things like sports or research
i hope you dont remember me as a larp that wasted years of her life in crypto and has nothing to show for it
i just wanted to fit in and be accepted
i hope you instead remember me as your north korean fren that shared a lot of funny western memes during PYT office hours
have casually thought about FT over the past month
at least for now, no plans to make one
you can read my trash content here on twitter, for free, just like everyone else, poor and rich alike
@DegenSpartan
I recommend making a friendtech account, it allows you to do all the things we considered haram in the past (paid groups, PnDs, etc) but without losing social capital
You too should become a ponzi
btw my interest is not cryptocurrency
my interest is making a lot of money, primarily with the aid of crypto
unfortunately, i only have 1 ETH now
but its okay brotatoes, everyone has to start somewhere
as a wise chumbawamba once said, i get knocked down, but i get up again 🙏
crypto is a cheat code
if i didnt have cheat codes, id probably be worrying about money too
1 of the best lifestyle upgrades i enjoy now is never looking at food menu prices - i just get what i want
pre-money, it was the main deciding factor
post-money, it is a tiny factor
cobie, truly an inspiration to us all
i wonder what language he learnt? hopefully not wassie aww watafak lmwo :3
renewed conviction to stick to my guns and deplatform myself end of the month
thought about this
i realized i could use the money to buy an apartment in another city i liked instead
nobody uses watches to tell the time
people use watches to signal and flex social status
firmly in the camp that if you are already rich, fame is a liability, not an asset
the freedom to say that caroline looks like an ugly troll is my elon-given right on this platform and if you dont like that, its not a me problem, its a you problem
for many people
mo money, mo problems
you dont need that much money to be happy, but you do need to cross a mininum threshold to unlock the happy mode
take me for example
i only have 1 eth, i boil water on the stove to drink freeze dried coffee and i am a happy 🙏
#blessed
Think the Bitboy stuff is a great example how money wont make you happy
Know multiple crypto rich drug addicts who ate miserable, money for them is probably a net negative
Truly hope he gets help
I don't think ppl understand just how bullish Bitcoin is--they keep trying to short it.
Meanwhile it is leaving tons of sideline investors stuck in fiat.
The way the upward movement is happening, the way resistances are being tested... it clearly looks manipulated, no real demand.
Once again, the biggest bull trap I've ever seen.
interest in bitcoin continues to wane (at least by volume) & price range has tightened
@balajis
lost $2m betting it would hit $1m (correct?), & despite the American Declinists hyperventilating, it has yet to spike even in chaotic times 🤔
Any theories/predictions? 🧐
I literally have a MBA, CFA, FRM, NGMI, HFSP, soon to be a certified HENTAI SENPAI, and I can guarantee you that bitcoin is useless.
But it will still go up.
If you think otherwise, I invite you to short it, and we'll see if I can stay retarded longer than you can stay solvent.
J'ai littéralement un master en économie monétaire, bientôt un doctorat, je peux te garantir que le bitcoin ne sert à rien.
Si tu penses le contraire, je t'invite à suivre mon TD de niveau L2 d'économie monétaire, on va remettre quelques bases en place.
i have finally succumbed to the pressure by the eth community
today i staked my 1 ETH with a centralized exchange
im doing my part to combat lido dominance, please consider doing the same
Because people will ask…
Will be off-boarding crypto after understanding more of the risks (numba go down).
I think it’s an awesome product, but a bit too risky for me (unfortunately).
I will be donating the proceeds to a charity that I’m passionate about called MyBankAccount
most people dont know this
3 years ago i used to be a small alt account that aggregated and posted hentai only
then i slowly pivoted to crypto after i found out that it was so easy to make money
later that month was when i bought my very first, one and only, whole unit of ETH
gm, im the intern tasked with checking DMs and forwarding nudes or insider info to G and im only allowed 1 tweet
2 smol updates
- the ENS squatter has moved their entire NW of 1 whole ETH
- ive some invite codes to give out and senpai said to "pick the ones that made you lmwo"
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We’ve raised $20m from
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Details on how to get early access at the end of the thread👇
woke up and was gonna make coffee but my kettle broke yesterday
stood in the kitchen was a solid minute thinking damn well i guess no coffee today oh well
then i realized i could boil water in a fucking pot on the stove
this is why i make all the big bucks
a fun statistic is that 70%+ of UHNW ($30m+) are self made
a lot of people assume that wealth snowballs and is passed down the bloodline in perpetuity
but bloodlines get diluted with every generation and descendants very frequently fuck it all up
Let's pretend the financial system was reset
Every single person in the world is given $1,000,000
Everyone has the same financial knowledge they have now
What does the wealth distribution curve look like in 10-20 years?
this was a clear bear market rally
wave B/X
echo bubble
or whatever you want to call it
bearish analysis is not invalidated yet
12k remains the main target 🧸🎯
i like to tweet about these general things
a bit of self reflection, a bit of a summary of what i consider my most current and correct opinion regarding the topic in question
many are things i wish i could tell myself 10 years ago
hopefully helpful to you as an alternative pov
aites imma head out now for hopefully, a really nice and long twitter break
good luck and i'll see whoever survives on the other side when this is all over
i will say tho, the point of money is NOT to hoard it and die with a lot of it
spend it, be happy
consider using money to blast away problems, instead of buying "stuff" that comes with extra work and problems, esp if it requires constant mental overheads
dont let stuff own you
Spent the last few days listening to Caroline’s undeniably gripping testimony.
Yet, a candid conversation with a US Marshal in the courthouse toilets left a deeper mark.
“I stood right next to her,” he remarked.
Describing her as – and I quote – “a 30-year-old retard.”
ive a small asian lady that comes in and clean my house every week and i dont micromanage what she cleans or does
i just checked my dishwasher's food filter trap
absolutely spotless
would tip her but this is asia nobody asks for tips they just do their jobs properly
stumbled upon this very good video that id encourage you to watch if you have 15 mins
the romantacizing of mental illness (the lgbtwtfbbqization to become special), the mr beastification of society
pretty much what i blv as well
attension ekonomi innit
Today’s video was on Guy Debord, Plato’s cave, the romanticizing of mental illness, MrBeast, and the delicate balance (and the important difference between) illusion and truth
another tangential thought is about expectations and obligations
i feel the "wealthiest" people are NOT the ones with the most money
but the ones that can go anywhere any time and do anything without scrutiny or blowback
i wanna run this account that way - a low stress affair
while away from twitter, been thinking about what to do with the ds account, esp all the (socially, not monetary) valuable connections made
probably taking this account in a new direction from the previous owner
aiming to be even lower value less alpha and more useless than her
cyberpunk is a tragic love story about an egirl introducing her innocent bf to leverage crypto trading and got him addicted, and despite having tight risk management herself, still supported him knowing that it will lead to his downfall, since that was also what he loved the most
Why is Bitcoin and ETH up?
One word: Seasonality.
September is one of the worst months for Bitcoin.
Folks went long again.
Crypto, once again, has bottomed ahead of equity markets.
yet another banger from one of the thought leaders of 21st century modern philosophy
many people CHOOSE to be unhappy
i have unfortunately seen more people that have regressed as they got wealthier with mo money mo problems, rather than ascend upon release of financial burdens
psychologically speaking, most people will unconsciously target 3-5x their current NW as the minimum ideal place they want to end up at
realistically speaking, it is not possible to retire with less than 10m
*mutes thread*
max pain, please dont hurt me
also, you should start looking for a wholesome 10/10 wife now while you are pre-rich, not once you are post-rich
unless you are very young, in which case, no rush
and if you're good at hiding your cards, because gold diggers are real and dangerous
max pain is us all getting extremely rich together, retiring early, finding a wholesome 10/10 wife and living a life of peace and prosperity by the Amalfi coast
Starting today, we're testing a new program (Not A Bot) in New Zealand and the Philippines. New, unverified accounts will be required to sign up for a $1 annual subscription to be able to post & interact with other posts. Within this test, existing users are not affected.
This…
after being on CT for a while, im pretty sure this is one of the better ways to handle drama with other accounts
for your consideration
piss be with you, brotatoes 🙏