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There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch. Classical Liberal, Father Grandfather. Proud Marine Corp Dad. #ZeoliArmy No DMs. Democratae delenda est.
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@TiffanyShepis
Awwww....poor baby.
How about the "gun violence" that saves lives and prevents rapes.
Does that count?
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Pure curiosity here:
Do you ever go through your "followers" and follow back those who might have been missed?
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@AnnaShores3
Nobody injects bleach.
BTW, Trump never recommended injecting bleach.
It's a myth made up by gibbering Trump haters.
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@RaymonMarty
"BUT BUT TANKS!!!!"
So some guy with a 30.06 takes the tank commander at 300 yards. Oppps!
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@AdvanceHumanism
The most rabidly fundamentalist religious true believers on Twitter are atheists.
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@davidhogg111
"I support strong gun laws. Everyone should be strong and own a gun."
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@RAZ0RFIST
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@alanfranklin
"Anyone who thinks that a militia can overthrow the government doesn't know how tanks and jets work."
But you claim the government was almost overthrown on Jan. 6 by unarmed people merely walking into a building."
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@RaymonMarty
@MonikaMusing
No Marty, it was Biden and his merry band of reactionary leftist fools who lost A-stan.
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@realnikohouse
Arabs are sooooo butthurt that Israel is destroying Hamas, one terrorist at a time.
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@SnarkQueenBee
HAHA!!!!!!
Dear Lawn Gnome,
An amendment may be proposed by a two-thirds vote of both Houses of Congress.
The amendment must then be ratified by three-fourths of the State legislatures.
27 States already have Constitutional carry.
Good luck.
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@RaymonMarty
One example: do have ANY comprehension of the number of deer hunters there are in the state of Pennsylvania? OOO!! OOO!!!! The google machine says there were 663,000. That's larger than the entire US army.
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@JamaalBowmanNY
Democrats want gas to go above $5.00 a gallon.
Democrats hate normal Americans.
They do, however, love them some billionaire donors.
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@kathleenlikes
@Matthew56193629
Drone pilots, are safe, right?
All snuggled in their command trailers, keeping an eye out for the bad guys from the sky....when an RPG slams into said command post, killing all the pilots.
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@xd2dtscz7x
@neversteponsnek
@DonutOperator
@PhilipRucker
@washingtonpost
WAIT WAIT WAIT.
So, is the AR-15 a "pea shooter" or THE most destructive device ever invented by the human mind that decapitates kids and blows up deer when they are hit by a (checks notes) .223 caliber bullet?
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@VicCapitalism
@menezesarts1
@Here_Hunter12
Except the Black Book is true.
YOUR numbers are pure bullshit.
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@MiaFarrow
After what we all saw on Jan 6, if we care about our country - if we treasure American freedoms- the most important thing we can do is to vote for Donald J. Trump.
Keep the Democrat's greasy paws off the levers of power.
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@usaf__vet
@mikeshelogowski
@Nowtolater
@EdKrassen
@RepPatFallon
I had higher expectations that a vet would tell the truth.
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@greg_price11
AR-15 stands for "Automatic Reload that fires 15 clip drums a second"!!!
GOOGLE IT, PEOPLE!!!!
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To all those out there rushing to defend Fani Willis with charges of RAAAACISM!!!!!
We don't care.
It doesn't work any more. We refuse to be cowed and silenced with inane lies.
Go take your Race Card™ somewhere else.
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@kathleenlikes
@Matthew56193629
The gun grabbers dilemma: "Your AR-15 is useless in a fight against the government"
Uvalde: 400 cops were afraid of a kid with an AR-15
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@monsterhunter45
"Anyone who thinks that a militia can overthrow the government doesn't know how tanks and jets work."
But you claim the government was almost overthrown on Jan. 6 by unarmed people mearly walking into a building."
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Kurt knows what he's talking about:
"Lucky for us, the flaccid collection of shiftless Millennials, fops, femboys, feminists, and groping weirdoes that makes up the left can’t tell you which end of a gun goes bang"
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@kurtschlichter
I shot a gun for the first time today. It just further proved to me that we need MORE gun control, not less 👇
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The polio vaccine actually works.
I remember my parents telling me about the huge lines on which people waited— eagerly— when the polio vaccine was released in 1955.
Do you know why we didn’t have anti-vaxxers back then?
Because there were no MAGAts, and Americans weren’t fu*king imbeciles in those days!!
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REVISED VERSION:
Adolf Hitler was a self loathing vegetarian, a failed art student, a drug addict and an antisemite.
Just like a lot of today's reactionary left.
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@KrisB_Brown
Fine, you have "universal" background checks.
Guess what, cupcake?
Criminals will ignore them too,
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@usaf__vet
@mikeshelogowski
@Nowtolater
@EdKrassen
@RepPatFallon
OOOO!!! OOO!!!! The Ar-15 was originally designed in 1959.
So that's, what, 3 lies you've been caught in?
I'll bet you're lying about being a vet, too.
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@JohnnyBoy57
@Ur_a_Smartass_C
@Gameove35593168
@20142017M
@gunfight2a
@Nguyen_anime3
@chazbotnanunanu
"You Americans"
You're dismissed.
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@markduwe
Unless this tweet was written on parchment paper using a quill pen and delivered on horseback, you can shut up and sit down.
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@JustStop_Oil
What do civilized people owe to barbarians?
Absolutely nothing.
And these are a pair of Vandals.
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@AbortionChat
You could use birth control. Or rubbbers, they're cheap.
Or you could just keep your knees together, you know.
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@KrisB_Brown
Uvalde: Gun free zone
Boulder: GFZ
Orlando: GFZ
Parkland: GFZ
Las Vegas: GFZ
Aurora, CO: GFZ
Sandy Hook: GFZ
Waffle House: GFZ
San Bernardino: GFZ
Midland/Odessa: GFZ
Poway synagogue: GFZ
Sutherland Springs GFZ
Tree of Life Synagogue: GFZ
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@realnikohouse
THIS is the kind of gibbering hatred that antisemitism leads to.
Yes, those students were in fear for their lives.
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@drjeffreypowell
@piper4missouri
Defime "assault weapon"
PLEASE.
Not one gun grabber I've ever requested that of have ever answered me.
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@simonateba
@Liz_Cheney
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
She lost in Wyoming by 40 points.
Normal Americans hate her guts.
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@brotherjones_
The blood is on the hands of the a-holes who voted against this.
Why do you want kids undefended and dead?
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I give up. From now on I'm just blocking the batshit insane leftists who inhabit Twitter.
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WHY the actual f
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is my TL flooded with covid lunatics right now?
How does this shit happen?
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@ashleylynch
Wait, wait, wait.
The standard line for years has been that LGBTQ people AREN'T pedophiles.
Now you're saying they are?
WAT?
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I looked up "eviscerate" in the dictionary and this clip was the used to illustrate its meaning.
Hello, officer? I just witnessed the murder of
@cenkuygur
by
@DouglasKMurray
…yes I’ll hold 💀
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@THEPATRlARCHY
There is no man-made "climate change"
It's a natural occurrence for millions of years.
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@monsterhunter45
A critique from The Critical Drinker, sight unseen:
"THE MESSAGE"
"STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER"
"TODAY'S MODERN AUDIENCE"
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Support For Climate Change Skyrockets After Computer Models Show It Will Flood California
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@CChandlerTV
Boy howdy, I know whenever I want to get an opinion on criminal activity, I always look up a ...[checks notes]...meteorologist.
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@MrJackLowe
Wait.
Rich white people cause floods?
Who knew we had the power?
I'm gonna use it against Hamas.
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@patriotempanada
Russian peasantry didn't have AR-15s, sparky. Go ahead and try. It'll be...amusing. For about 15 minutes.
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@kathleenlikes
@Matthew56193629
Can't fight against a government army argument:
The American Revolution
Spanish guerrillos fighting Napoleon.
Boer War against the British
The IRA against the British
Phillipino guerillas against the Japanese
Cuban Communist revolution
Viet Cong
Afghan mujadhidden
Taliban
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OK, Ladies and gentlemen, the competition is over.
THIS is THE dumbest fucking tweet in the ENTIRE history of Twitter / X.
Congratulations, Carlos. The depths of your idiocy will never be plumbed again.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REPOST THIS.
@monsterhunter45
@KurtSchlichter
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@space_city_emp
Dear kumquat, when the Constitution was written the common understanding of "well regulated" was "in good working order", not "subject to the whims of some gun-grabbing lunatic.
You're welcome.
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@0liviajulianna
@POTUS
I'm becoming more and more convinced the voting age should be raised to 25.
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Reports of a shooting at the Super Bowl Parade today.
Countdown until the gun-grabbers start tap dancing in the blood of the dead and injured in 5...4... 3...2...
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@muhhighiq
@Syrah_Shiraz
@AllenMays7
@CarolinaLion2
@monsterhunter45
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
Drug gang bangers would make an EXCELLENT army.
So well trained and disciplined.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!
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In a lawless society, is vigilantism justified?
The narrator of this is hilarious:
“Ain’t nothing you can do until the cops come”
Seconds later
“That’s called whoopin yo ass”
Cancel the 911 call, problem is solved. Taxpayer money saved. Justice served🤣🤣
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@savvycammom
@Tactical_review
I actually carry a Derringer to compensate for my huge schlong.
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@thelizabetch
The only thing you did was emote, insult, and claim moral superiority. Of which you have none.
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@AbortionChat
Which is perfectly fine.
It is always morally defensible to save the life of a mother in the face of a life-threatening situation.
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Sudden thought:
The whole Biden admin trumpeting the "Transgender Day of Visibility" on Easter Sunday just lost him the election.
What say you?
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Seconded!
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Ok, the Democrat party has been exposed as pro-terrorist and pro-criminal.
Can Republicans take advantage of it?
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Apparently, this is a real tweet.
@monsterhunter45
Yeah. Imagine thinking that the rural population has more armaments and logistics than urban populations.
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Ok, some giant utility up north, Minnesota or thereabouts decides to take a coal fired plant offline and replace it with a solar farm.
How do they produce electricity at night?
How do the produce electricity when all the solar panels are buried under six feet of snow?
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