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Life is weird, letβs laugh at it before it eats us.
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Joined November 2021
The same people who invaded Iraq and killed a million civilians are tying to tie Afghanistan to Biden.
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βIn the days after Alaska, a European intelligence agency distributed a hard-copy report in a manila envelope to some of the continentβs most senior national security officials, who were shocked by the contents: Inside were details of the commercial and economic plans the Trump
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The Kremlin pitched the White House on peace through business. To Europeβs dismay, the president and his envoy are on board.
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Senile Satan is moving like someone who took a βHow to Danceβ tutorial but skipped steps 1 through 437.
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Republicans watching the Tanden/Silver shitshow.
You know there's this guy... I don't know if you've heard of him. His name is Trump and he happens to be President now. He's pretty old and he got elected partly because people like you gaslighted the Democratic Party into declaring Biden fit to run for another term.
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My favorite bar in the whole wide world is Off The Record at the Hay Adams and they have a new Trump-inspired high-fiber drink thatβs 2 oz of vodka, a splash of club soda, a rim of crushed Tums, and theyβre calling it the Metamucilini.
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Every day I wake up, drink iced coffee, touch a glowing rectangle, and let strangers ruin my mood for free.
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Tony wants to know where the fucking turkey sandwiches are.
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Leftover turkey lasts longer than most of my relationships.
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Affluent Palm Beach voted 70% for Trump, so theyβre getting just what they voted for. Gifted article:
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Flight rules altered in October by the Secret Service route planes over the Palm Beach homes of millionaires and billionaires, even when President Donald Trump is not there.
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3D-printed chicken is what you unlock after beating Level 5 of a dystopian cooking game.
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Iβm patiently waiting for you to catch up with my level of giving up.
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If you need me Iβll be in the basement, hiding from my own impulse purchases.
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At this point, Iβd settle for someone who flirts like a human and doesnβt behave like theyβre applying for a loan.
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Joe and Jill serving Thanksgiving dinner on a military base, 2023. Letβs remember Trump is a weirdo & this is how itβs supposed to be.
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If only Trump and his crew had guarded the Capitol on January 6 like theyβre guarding the Epstein files.
Trump: That's why tonight I can announce that I have directed the department of war to mobilize an additional 500 troops to help protect our capital city. We will make America totally safe again
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