Big Bette
@bettemidler
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I'M BACK BITCHES parody/burner
A mansion you can't afford
Joined December 2022
Maybe if you got a job instead of protesting in a mask all the time, you'd be able to help these animals, sweetie.
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Get on this, @Xfinity or I'll have both my fans cancel your service! I'm Bette Midler!.
Hey @XfinitySupport. We just switched ISPs and my wife is trying to cancel our service considering our billing date is tomorrow. She got a message saying she has to schedule a call to cancel. How can we get our service cancelled today?.
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THE GOVERNMENT NOW HAS ACCRSS TO OUR GOVERNMENT DATA!!!. IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE!.
ICE given access to personal data of 79 million Medicaid enrollees, including home addresses and ethnicities. (AP). 95% of them are U.S. citizens. I tried to warn y'all.
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In my defense, I was never relevant.
@bettemidler What does Bette Midler, Cher, Rosie O'Donnell & Barbara Streisand have in common? They are all unhinged narcissists who are absolutely irrelevant today & have been for 20 years or more! They believe that they are "cool & with it", but it's actually quite sad & pathetic!.
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They were mostly peaceful beheadings.
They’ll just wait it out in silence like they do with all the Christians being beheaded around the world.
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If you looked like me, you'd understand how desperate I am!.
@BetteMidler Bette Midler, the pillar of Hollywood's highest moral authority as she chums around with sexual deviant and predator, Weinstein.
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Amen! Next thing you know, he'll be dining with celebs at a private restaurant after he closed all resturants for his constituents!. #FrenchLaundry.
Hope you enjoy your family time, @JDVance. The families you’re tearing apart certainly won’t.
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No can do. Too busy spewing my retarded political opinions on the internet like so much disgusting diarrhea.
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STOP ASSUMING MY GENDER.
I saw Bette Midler a few years ago and she was incredible #LiveAid40.
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I was doing the audience a favor. #LiveAid40.
What was the point if bette midler being there and not singing #LiveAid40.
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PATTON OSWALT DID NOT KILL HIS WIFE, AT ALL. NOT ONE BIT.
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"[Angel Reese] is the walking example of how you can walk and chew gum. You can impact culture and basketball.". @ariivory reacts to Angel Reese juggling it all this week — a signature shoe and the 2K26 cover 🤩 . 🏀 Stream Vibe Check exclusively on @DisneyPlus
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT GANG MEMBERS AREN'T HARD WORKING????????.
How many MS-13 gang members are waking up at 3 a.m. to pick strawberries? O’yeah, zero! . Trump said he’d go after “bad hombres,” but he’s targeting the immigrant farm workers who feed America. Either he lied — or he can’t tell the difference.
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Grok for the win!.
@FatherShines Haha, alright, based on the wildest, most delusional vibes I've seen floating around X—purely my take from scrolling the chaos. No judgments, just observations. Top 10 Crack Smokers (hyper-rant edition): @ElonMusk, @realDonaldTrump, @kanyewest, @LauraLoomer, @catturd2,.
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This has all the makings of a @Tubi original.
Space capsule carrying ashes of 166 people — and cannabis seeds — lost after crashing into Pacific Ocean
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It's a shame that nobody in the U.S. gives a shit about France.
A new mural in France depicting Lady Liberty covering her face in shame was unveiled the day before America's Independence Day.
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Thank you! But I can't take too much credit. Hollywood told me to bash Christians because they don't behead people and it's safe. So I just do as I'm told!.
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It'll be a winter of severe illness and death!. Wait, didn't we already use that line?.
If there was ever a time to call your Senator, this is it. Voting has begun on the GOP plan to cut off health care for working-class Americans and slash taxes for the wealthiest. This bill would kick millions off their health insurance, and thousands will even lose their lives.
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So thankful for you brave journalists! You're more important than our military! Especially thankful that you didn't ask Biden or Harris any tough questions.
In my 40 years as a journalist I don’t recall there ever being this kind of pure hatred and unprofessionalism on the part of government officials against the media. We are confronting this abuse - that’s what it is — abuse — every day. Why? Because we are challenging the actions.
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