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I made it to the top, fellas.
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Quick, does anyone know how to pass a breathalyzer? Please hurry
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@BeschlossDC Well, for starters they're laundering billions of taxpayer dollars for the political mafia.
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How did all the fires start all at once across North America if it's not #climate change? Checkmate.
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@POTUS Why will 57,000 Ukrainian officials still get paid while our military doesn't?
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@NewYorkStateAG In some countries judges rule after defendants testify.
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@NewYorkStateAG Numbers and facts don't lie. Prosecutors do.
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Good morning fellow Monday enthusiasts! Bring on that coffee!
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@michaelshermer Many of us were surprised you didn't recognize it for what it is immediately.
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@SecretaryPete Maybe you should worry about the hundreds of tons of chemicals spilled from your train derailment contaminating the country's water supply.
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@imyourmoderator @marklevinshow This is really flushing them all out. I still hade hope for Levin.
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My son is only 12, but he loved now I need to go back and have him watch your other ones. Thanks for making such great movies @DineshDSouza
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@RepJasonCrow You sound vaccinated
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Anyone with even basic training in necromancy knows the body needs a head. How are people this stupid?
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@AOC For spending, I was told you have to pass it to see what was in it.
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@TheAtlantic @cwarzel And your ratio proves that you are increasingly becoming obsolete with each passing day.
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@piper4missouri I hope you were able to talk to the manager.
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@Ally_Sammarco "Banning it" worked for drugs. Maybe we should give it a try.
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I had to clarify my handyman graphic because you are all a bunch of weirdos.
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@DaggerAndBullet @ATFHQ It has to be bait, right? Highlighting the most visible abuse of power in modern history where even normies remember they burned kids alive? Has to be bait.
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@Billbrowder Yeah, I mean only like a billion views in 24 hours. What a flop.
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@NickLaparra You failed him, Nick. You.
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@ImMeme0 Remember, if you try to be a good citizen and step in, NYC will make sure you regret it.
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@LouisvilleGun bUt wHaT aBOuT aLL tHe rAdIoaCtiVe wAsTe???
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@JL_Glimmer @ceejayehm Have you ever considered not just being cruel and hateful for no reason? Maybe give being human a try.
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@WillHurd NPC update successful.
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Source?
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@harryjsisson Government propagandist says other party is bad.
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I'll RT cuz I like you kid. But don't bother with modeling, Hollywood is a con game. You can really do a lot more with your life and make a difference.
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@BrandonHathaw12 @Breaking911 They're not black if they don't invite him.
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I wake up before my alarm goes off at 5:30 most mornings.
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@JoeBiden Bidenomics in one picture.
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I bet the Covington kids wish they had been treated as "fairly" as al-Baghdadi.
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Regarding our al-Baghdadi obituary, the headline should never have read that way and we changed it quickly.
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@NoLieWithBTC Every mass shooter was on the feds' radar. Every single one. How many of them were put up to it?
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It's sad because somewhere out there some poor girl who looks like this is actually liking someone's tweets and trying to make friends, and doesn't know why everyone is blocking her.
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I never wanted to get my DNA checked. I never tried to articulate why, I just wasn't feeling it and couldn't put my finger on it. Now I get it.
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@KamalaHarris We will not comply
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@kstammer Do not mock the climate overlords
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@JonahDispatch Yeah, one quote from 2017. Sure buddy. That's why everyone mocks you relentlessly. 🙄
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@Reflog_18 Norm was a legend
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I'm so fertile my wife got pregnant even after I had a vasectomy.
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@POTUS Here are the accounts he follows, the ones that can send him a DM. That is all.
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@TheRickWilson The audacity of asking how much is being laundered back to our political mafia.
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@ShawnRyan762 Pretty sure there's not a single honorable capital police officer left. Long gone.
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@juliaioffe How dare a religious person say religious things at a religious institution. The audacity.
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@drsuffy WWIII: This time, it's for profit.
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@jtLOL @yahoolifestyle Because he's not pushing their sick agenda. No room for discussion or nuance, only the destruction of children.
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@ewarren And yet your whole career has been to protect them.
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@Kissmyazz24 This is misinformation. Community Notes please step in.
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@hoooolyo24 @3YearLetterman Post your DVD collection so we can all laugh.
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@Cobeekat Specifically Canadian government sponsored arson in this case
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@larryhuynh I didn't know Republicans ran Philadelphia. Learn something new every day.
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@SKYRIDER4538 @cindys_2cents The left will side with literally anyone, any psychopath against Trump.
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@SecretaryPete I'm already excited about it. Calm down with the sales pitch.
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@catturd2 Number 4 is my favorite.
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If you merely stopped drinking expensive coffee at Starbucks every morning and saved $8,300 per month and put it in a savings account you'd have over a million dollars for retirement. It's your own fault you're poor. Stop being a loser.
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@RepBowman Instead of 87,000 IRS agents you could have had and armed policeman at every public school. You didn't because you fundraise off of this.
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@DR_SLAMMER There's no "skill issue" I was a TA (Teachers Aid) in a Human Sexuality class at Chandler Gilbert Community College. I graduated at the top of my class. I completed rigorous academic research and peer reviewed papers. I know what I'm talking about.
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@POTUS As long as you get to skim off the top, right?
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@THEPATRlARCHY
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Another Mandela effect. Some people have false memories of these candies having a different name. Anyone remember it differently?
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@AdamSchiff I didn't know cringe could be distilled to this purity.
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@RealJamesWoods It's not like he protested an abortion.
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@FrankFigliuzzi1 @TheBeatWithAri Belief of fraud is criminal. Got it.
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Ladies, what's keeping you from looking like this?
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I'm curious about the demographic breakdown out there. What do you consider yourself? Please rt for larger sample size.
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@NewYorkStateAG Quick question, why aren't the banks he supposedly 'defrauded' by paying back the loans in full seeking any damages?
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@charliekirk11 *paid* is more likely.
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@3days3nights I have been off social media for 3 months. I had to get back on today cuz I just had to know what you were saying. You didn't disappoint!
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@iamAtheistGirl I was a TA (Teachers Aid) in a Human Sexuality class at Chandler Gilbert Community College. I graduated at the top of my class. I completed rigorous academic research and peer reviewed papers. Pretty sure YOU'RE the one who doesn't know what YOU'RE doing.
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@elonmusk @RonDeSantis It would be epic if he endorses Trump
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@NewYorkStateAG I'm so glad you took care of all the violent crime in your state so you can go after organizations that *checks notes* Got bank loans and paid them back.
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@RepSwalwell What percentage of kickback to you get when you fund Iran and Israel?
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Hey Gen X. Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" dropped in August '91 32 years ago. For reference, 31 years prior, in 1960 Elvis had hits in the top 100, songs like "Stuck On You" Let it sink in: More time has passed between "Nevermind" and today than between Elvis and Nirvana
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@THEPATRlARCHY
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Since a couple of you decided to doxx me on this, I may aw well just put it on the TL so everyone stops DMing me about it. 1. Yes, it's me. 2. You're missing a lot of context. 3. You'd react exactly the same if you were in the same situation.
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@PauloGRants Good idea
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@harryjsisson Remember, he's a paid propagandist. Government contractor.
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This is how we win. 🐸 Kek.
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@TheStormRedux @RpsAgainstTrump Cheney's massive fan base has been mobilized! 😂🤣
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@POTUS cringe af.
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@THEPATRlARCHY
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Me and who?
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@4chan_green Where's the lie?
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Like this tweet and I’ll tell you which one you are with a receipt from your TL.
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@SecretaryPete Whatever you say
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@sjs856 Do you believe anything that contradicts FOXNews CNN and MSNBC? Anything. Even one original opinion?
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@BallinKy_ @POTUS Do you want my address?
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@Fiona__Bee Well, looks like I have new plans tonight.
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@DeSan_TouchThis @FreeBeacon False flag incoming. Also, I expect them to arrest Trump.
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I got fired from my Applebees 'social media and outreach intern' position today 😭
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I don't post the wife and kids much. Taking this down in 10 minutes.
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I'm shocked.
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@tanstaafl6817 Canadian government commissioned intentional arson is more likely.
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@Alphafox78 My 6yo: Are they alive? Me: Yes and no.
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Happy Birthday Dennis. The one and only.
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