Translation: Admit you’re too stupid to live, or that you’re too awful a person ever to be safe to have near other people. Of course, for MAGA, it’s usually BOTH.

Enemy of the State. Never forget. Never forgive.

Trump would be on trial here, too, if our country weren’t being run by corrupt Republican seditionists, elected by the most ignorant voters, and aided and enabled by the most compromised high court in the history of the world.

Q: Is it true that MAGAts can function without a head?. A: Most people couldn’t, of course, because the human brain is rather important, but for MAGAts, a head serves only two purposes: to spew ludicrous conspiracy theories, and as a place to display a red hat.

Why would you assume that Trump supporters don’t already have shit in their socks? It’s not as if they have any familiarity with indoor plumbing.

It’s simple: education and MAGA are mutually exclusive. Where one exists, the other cannot. MAGA appeals to the most ignorant people who’ve ever lived: 77M indescribably-stupid, hateful troglodytes, each believing inane conspiracy theories created & shared by unspeakable morons.

In the basket under the cross-cut shredder.

Unfortunately, in the case of most Republicans— and Trump in particular— their first thought wasn’t, “I wonder how soon could I date that 10-year-old.”. It was more likely, “I bet I could have her right now and all it’ll cost me is a candy bar or a Barbie doll.”

Jair Bolsonaro, the corrupt former President of Brazil, is about to stand trial over an alleged coup attempt. Trump is pressuring Brazil in an effort to protect him, but Brazil’s Supreme Court is standing firm. They have FAR more integrity than SCOTUS.

C’mon— everyone knows that it won’t make any difference at all. Trump won in 2016 AFTER his infamous “Grab ‘em by the pussy!” comment because his supporters love his depravity, misogyny, and rejection of civility. They’re all pigs, and they idolize and emulate the hogmaster.

This morning, I canceled our subscription to Paramount Plus— for the very same reasons I wouldn’t drive a Tesla. I don’t support Nazi enterprises.

Because he’s panicked over the Epstein files, Donald Trump has in the past few days attacked his own supporters— the worthless, brain-dead cretins who put him in office— with the very same insults that he usually reserves for Democrats, reporters, and America’s closest allies.

Your reminder that Trump’s braggadocio about his depraved sexual exploits helped get him elected— millions of MAGA incels dreamed of being able to move beyond their younger sisters and cousins to emulate his bigger sex crimes.

I fully expect RFK Jr. to explain that ‘chronic venous insufficiency’ occurs as a synergistic effect between bone spurs and the ingestion of Ivermectin, exacerbated by high-velocity trauma to the ear.

Q: Sir, you claimed that your uncle, who was a long-time professor at MIT, had taught unabomber Ted Kaczynski— but Kaczynski was a student at Harvard. Do you realize these are two different universities?. Trump: But, they’re both in Mathachewsits, and one is much easier to spell.

I’m always amazed when huge corporations make decisions that even kids would realize are foolish. VW has a modern EV version of their classic bus, beautifully re-designed & destined to sell like crazy. But, sales are stagnant because it STARTS at $60K. Who’s the target buyer?!

Wait— there’s actually a member of the Comey family who’s not a lying, cheating, narcissistic, Machiavellian bastard out to control the outcome of Presidential elections and change history?!!!!

A potential tropical storm is threatening to bring flash flooding to Louisiana. MAGAt: We ain’t worried. We’s listenin’ to them forkcasts. A: The NWS is without thousands of employees. MAGAt: There’s always FEMA. A: Trump/Musk defunded FEMA. MAGAt: .

Q: Why did Trump say he was surprised that Biden had nominated Jerome Powell as Chairman of the Federal Reserve? Trump made that nomination himself in 2017!!. A: Trump’s dementia is becoming more pronounced by the day. MAGAts call it Ol’ Timer’s Disease, but it’s unmistakable.

Trump: Why is everyone so worked up about what I did on Epstein’s island? I could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue & not lose any votes. Aide: That’s clearly true, sir, but the question now is whether you could get away with raping kids in the middle of Fifth Avenue.