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The Excellence of Elocution. Hugo-nominated writer. Arizona Ranger. ☭⃠ Author of upcoming Western GHOST OF THE BADLANDS!
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Judas Priest is back... and so is Metal Mythos!
Our full review of their long-awaited new album 'INVINCIBLE SHIELD' drops now!
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The fact that Rand Paul can stop the $40 billion to Ukraine, just by asking what it will be used for, is proof we probably shouldn't be sending it.
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You know what else "aggressively" depicts Michael as innocent?
The court that found him not guilty on 14 counts.
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Chapter 1 better be a lengthy explanation of why they weren't in school.
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H3H3 spent the past 5 years celebrating every unjustified Twitter suspension, up to and including the President of the United States. But now wants us to break out the sad fiddles for his.
I'd tell Ethan Klein to chin up, but he'd need to have one first.
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For all this talk of how "based" Norm Macdonald is... he's been voting Democrat for the past 3 years.
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Boy it's good we busted that Ghislaine Maxwell.
Turns out she did it all.
All by herself.
All of it.
A sprawling global criminal enterprise catering to the global elite.
Turns out she was every criminal and every customer.
Yup.
No need to investigate further.
I'm sleepy.
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Oh?
It’s wrong to impeach a President because you’re out for revenge. And it will damage the country.
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Look bro just calm down bro it's just a little pronoun my man we're just introducing it into all forms of entertainment and even elementary school curriculum bro it's no big deal but we'll deplatform you over it anyway bro
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Still being paid to consult on mainstream AAA games, by the way.
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The Left: You're incapable of Art, Culture, and Reason
"Art, Culture and Reason":
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You... just filmed the Aladdin remake in Jordan. Where abortions are punished with prison time.
Sit the fuck down.
Disney CEO: It will be "very difficult" to film in Georgia if heartbeat abortion bill takes effect
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Christopher Lee knew why the Kathleen Kennedys of the world are rarely fired.
They're promoted.
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Disguised Toast says "everyone is losing a lot of money" in the esports business.
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Disney: "We're SHATTERING stereotypes!"
[Asian chick drives car]
[Immediately crashes]
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Stephen Colbert built his entire brand by parodying the type of person he has become in 2022.
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Kari Lake claimed elections were suspicious.
So election officials proved her wrong by taking a full week to count, culminating in a final result which was a near-complete inversion of what any mainstream poll showed in the final weeks of the race.
That'll show her.
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@ladygaga
"Hi, gang. Corporate product here.
Be a rebel.
Vote for the candidate supported by Amazon, Google, Facebook, GE, Occidental Petroleum and the Motorola Corporation!"
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From "14 days to slow the spread" to "your bank account is closed and you're under arrest" in 2 short years.
I never want to see "Theory" attached to the phrase "Slippery Slope" again.
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>War hero. Handed his sword to Congress, refusing a crown and throne, despite being begged to be King
vs.
>Corrupt Lawyer. Seized more power than the King of England: Income Tax, The Draft, and IRS paid for a Civil War he helped engineer, which killed more Americans than WW1 & 2
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Boy.
If only Pennsylvania voters had some kind of warning about Fetterman's health before they did anything crazy, like electing him.
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We won the election fair and square.
And just to prove it, we'll raise $300 million to avoid a single audit of the vote and remove you from all social media platforms if you speak out.
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The Far Left and Far Right hates Poland because they're one of the only countries on Earth that have suffered enough Fascism and Communism to know they're the same Socialist shit with different branding.
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I love that all Veritas ever has to do to get these sexually starved soypods to drop their entire Bond villain monologue... is dangle the possibility of dinner with a pretty girl in front of their face.
It really is Commie Catfish.
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Not allowed on Twitter: The 45th President of the United States
Allowed on Twitter:
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Isn't it crazy how Ohio and Florida, the states with rigid measures to counter Absentee Ballot fraud after their problems in 2004 and 2000... are ALSO the ones Trump won by a massive margin, and no magic 4am ballots emerged to overturn his lead?
Loony, right?
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I still remember the national sense of bewilderment when the 2000 election took longer than a day.
You're being gaslit.
Elections were not always like this.
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Hey, thanks for inventing criticism of the video game industry, Matt Walsh.
Tomorrow, I'm planning to invent being a bearded, boilerplate neocon with the personality of a mayonnaise sandwich.
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@petealanoakley
Except they didn't.
The child described it as circumcised.
Michael's autopsy confirms he was uncircumcised.
That's a rather major departure. Which is why the prosecution never introduced it at trial.
Oops. Guess you're full of feces.
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Abortion doesn't prevent you from becoming a mother.
It makes you the mother of a dead child. Send tweet.
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Can we get a Wellness Check on the guys from Black Rifle Coffee?
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"So I start reading the Bible, and you have 66 books written by 40 different authors spread over 3 different continents, in 3 different languages, over a 2,000-year period. Most of the authors had no knowledge of each other, yet they're not just answering each other's…
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Well, gang.
It took us 2,000 years.
But we finally ended racism.
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You can feel nostalgic for it all you like, but this is the generation that sold us all out.
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This would not be allowed in a kids' cartoon... nor in an X-Men comic... in 2023.
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Trump wasn't even a politician 6 years ago.
6 years later, he's ended the political dynasties of Bush, Clinton and Cheney.
Never tell me Orange Man never gave you anything, blackpillers.
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It took Joe Biden over a day to respond to the fall of Afghanistan and about 3 hours to respond to Elon Musk buying Twitter.
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There is no such thing as a homo-sexual child.
There is no such thing as a trans-sexual child.
Not because "gender constructs".
Because there is no such thing as a sexual child.
Hope that helps, Chester.
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Martha's Vineyard is an optics kill shot.
They can't send them back without being racist by their own clown world criteria.
They can't complain about "orchestrating flights for political purposes", as Biden has been shuttling illegals to red states for 2 years.
Bravo, DeSantis.
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Trump is an existential threat to our democracy.
This is why I support Voter ID and a complete ban of mail-in ballots.
We must ensure Trump cannot cheat in 2024.
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Every. Time.
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It's a shame Norm deleted arguably the most based tweet of his career.
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Yet another law that the private sector already does better.
BREAKING: Idaho House passes bill to give ped*philes the death penalty.
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Comedian Chris Rock says he is NOT pressing charges after being slapped in the face by actor Will Smith for joking about his wife.
Asked why he decided to turn the other cheek, Rock explained, quote, "This is between Will, his wife, and her boyfriends."
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Uyghur Reeducation Camp I
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Beatles. And it isn't even close.
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"You can't take that!
We genocided a rival tribe for that land fair and square!"
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Just what I wanted.
Hot, steaming, race-baiting bullshit.
Jordan Peele is working with Hideo Kojima on their new horror game ‘OD’.
Starring Hunter Schafer and Sophia Ellis.
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My favorite thing about Green Day is how bombing shithole countries became good the moment Obama took office.
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Don't think of this as killing Roe v. Wade.
Think of it as 'aborting Roe v. Wade in the 129th trimester'
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Pronouns are no big deal, dude.
And if you don't believe me... try suggesting they be removed from Starfield!
Your mentions will be festooned with strangers eager to explain what a "not big deal" that would be.
I cannot believe people are actually this upset about the English language 💀
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If you somehow got from 'Orange Man is Hitler'... to 'Fuck yeah, the FBI just raided the My Pillow guy'... in just 5 years?
Time to take a beat.
Ask yourself who the fuck you've turned into and why.
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We remember losing jobs to mandates.
We remember saying goodbye to dying loved ones over Skype.
We remember funerals behind a plastic divider. If we had one at all.
We do not accept your apology.
We are not talking terms.
Get fucked and go to jail.
Not necessarily in that order.
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No one. A film that was considered horrible for most of its existence cannot be "overrated".
Blade Runner was regarded as a legitimately terrible film until about 2001.
Then the future became Blade Runner. And people realized Roger Ebert was as full of shit as he was spherical.
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You hate the Daily Wire because they are the subject of Crowder's recent video exposé...
I hate them because they are owned by Ben Shapiro.
We are not the same.
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H E A D S H O T
VIVEK: “Do you want a leader from a different generation who's going to put this country first, or do you want Dick Cheney in 3-inch heels... in which case we've got two of them on stage tonight.”
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Workers "created" the products I own in the same way that a Printing Press wrote The Great Gatsby.
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If Yong were this emotional during his Yakuza performance, he wouldn't be having this problem.
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The Sioux stole the Black Hills, and told western pioneers that they were sacred so they could keep the world's largest gold strike to themselves.
Pass it on.
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The best bit about Bill Clinton going to Epstein Island is that most of it happened... AFTER Lewinski.
Fresh off a sex scandal. In full view of the public.
He was that certain he was bulletproof.
These people are laughing at you.
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I don't want to hear any Super Bowl viewers whine about propaganda or virtue signals.
The NFL turned itself into a sounding board for BLM and ANTIFA in 2020. They told you exactly what they're about. If you continued watching, you're the problem.
You receive what you tolerate.
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You haven't changed.
You're the same old obsequiescent turd who refuses to express an opinion until he's conducted a straw poll on its social acceptability.
People acting like I've changed because of my takes on the Starfield discourse but in reality I'm doing the same thing I been doing for years:
Defending the video game hobby from people who project their own agendas into these games in order to villainize them on false premises
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It took 3 years to get grainy video of Capitol Police being corrupt... and about 15 minutes to receive high-def satellite footage of Lauren Boebert's date getting to second base.
Proud to be a part of the American experiment.
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>Communism Farm
>Big empty field with no food in it
It checks out.
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"If you don't like it, make your own comic companies."
Alright.
"Oh fuck, no, not like that..."
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They were *absolutely* gearing up to loot until they saw that gun. Without question.
A couple in St. Louis defend their home with a firearm after protesters enter their neighborhood
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A podcast full of what the internet construes as "truth tellers", such as Yahtzee...
...and not ONE of these soyboys has the nuts to call out this glorified cosplay as the lunacy it is.
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"Hey Razor. Why do you think Mad TV never received the same media acclaim the far-less-funny SNL enjoyed?"
I, uh... I dunno.
It's sort of a mystery.
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An American Psycho remake with a female lead.
Now, hear me out...
...starring Amber Heard.
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The AZ capitol. Last night.
I seem to remember Ashli Babbit being shot in the neck and killed for less.
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Aspire to succeed at something as hard as Ethan Klein fails at being Joe Rogan.
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Even if acquitted, Kyle Rittenhouse was denied due process.
He was convicted in the court of public opinion a year before his day in court, and he will remain that regardless of the verdict.
If our justice system has no manner of redress for that? It's time for a new one.
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