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Matthew Wollenweber

@MWollenweber

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NOLA small business owner, programmer, cyber security consultant, grappler, cyclist, and liberal. Opinions are my own

New Orleans, LA
Joined March 2021
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Whoever is in charge of Mardi Gras cleanup should run for mayor
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And just like that, it’s over.
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@mattwensing Re-writing the backend of a major global product in a red bull and adderall all nighter sounds like a CS301 student’s understanding of software engineering
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Only in Louisiana can teaching about racism get you imprisoned at a plantation
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In latest attack on ‘critical race theory,' Louisiana GOP tries to limit school lessons on racism
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Any man who describes himself as “David Duke without the baggage” should never be Speaker
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@KenPaxtonTX You’re more afraid of a website than you are of mass shooters
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Jeff Landry is abjectly cruel to poor Louisiana children. He’s cutting the Dept of Education by $900M. He’s refusing federal money to feed kids, and he’s fighting for the ability to execute them. Landry’s policies are designed to turn poor kids into antisocial criminals
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Louisiana refusing cash from new federal program that helps feed poor families
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@NoLieWithBTC This is the American the NRA has *bought*
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I’d prefer to save Louisiana before it washes away
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Would you rather put Louisiana oil or Venezuela oil in your gas tank?
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If ivermectin cured Covid, big pharma wouldn’t hide it. They’d jack up the price and sell it just like insulin
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@SteveScalise Hunter literally went to Congress and offered to testify
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What kind of governor attacks his own cities? New Orleans has more culture than anywhere in the world. We are the 4th biggest port in America. We have the most taxpayers in Louisiana. We’re an economic hub for the entire gulf and the only reason anyone visits Louisiana
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Swamps are burning in Louisiana and a hurricane is approaching the other LA. Tell me climate change isn’t real
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Grooming America’s next generation of domestic terrorists
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Hey Everyone! This is my Twitter account. Just opened!
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Mardi Gras Etiquette: - No Tarps - Kids get to go in front - Kids get any good throws in the vicinity - If you can make space for someone, move a little and hand them a beer
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JUST IN: Jeff Landry task force calls for state takeover of S&WB
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$20M could house more than 1000 families for a year
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Mike McDaniel
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Take a look at how the Crescent City Connection is set to look once that $20 million lighting project is complete around mid-December. Expect some traffic woes through the Summer. The story at 5 on @WWLTV 💡
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My ex wife, Jenny Tobin, died yesterday. She was grocery shopping, collapsed, and couldn’t be resuscitated. She didn’t have any known health problems. I don’t know how this is supposed to be processed. It’s very sad
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Critical Samba bug could let anyone become Domain Admin – patch now! – Naked Security
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Steve Scalise only exists because of illegal gerrymandering
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Breaking News: The Supreme Court, in a surprise decision, ruled that Alabama diluted the power of Black voters in a congressional redistricting case. The map left a single district in which Black voters — 27% of the voting-age population — were a majority.
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@BritneyDixonTV @mayorcantrell @WGNOtv @JordanLippin The city will waste far more money on facial recognition technology (that doesn’t work) and invades the privacy of every citizen. You’re missing the actual story
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Jeff Landry is misleading Louisiana about crime in New Orleans to push racist and ineffective policies that waste taxpayer dollars. More guns lead to more gun deaths. No hope of parole builds more hardened criminals. We’re all worse off so that Landry can build rightwing clout
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It costs more than $70,000/yr to house an inmate at Angola. It’s $7k/yr to send a kid to Delgado. We’re doing it wrong
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When you’re upset that business won’t invest in Louisiana and our population keeps decreasing: remember that the state has outlawed books, charity, education, and women’s healthcare
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skooks
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In Louisiana you are going to jail for panhandling and/or attending the ALA conference. Whichever comes first. #lalege
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@DavidBegnaud @ByPiperHutch Whites in New Orleans still occupy former uptown plantations. The Treme is still cut in half by a highway. Angola is still worked by slave labor and minorities are denied fair representation. Denying diversity, equity, and inclusion is modern Jim Crow
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Dangerous invasive rodent infamous for destroying Louisiana’s coast pictured with Neuty the Nutria
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House Majority Leader Steve Scalise meets Neuty, the star nutria
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@DonaldJTrumpJr It’s easier to lose $200B than you’d think
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In Louisiana, why does a protest require a government permit but firearms require nothing?
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@tjhanisch @AnnMcNeal11 I’ve been robbed at knife point twice. Luckily I was only cut enough to let me know the knife was on my rib. It was unpleasant. I’d be happy if he’d been caught but I also understand an addict robbing a relatively well-off drunk 20-something walking home via a dumb route
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Walking in Louisiana is more regulated than carrying a concealed firearm
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Louisiana House of Representatives passed #HB639 that gives the police the power to arrest ANYONE who can’t produce identification to the arresting officer and take them in for fingerprinting.
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@sherrod_im Everyone that’s ever worked in e-discovery?
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Jeff Landry is spending $3,000,000 of your dollars to send the national guard to Texas. I think it’s Louisiana’s border that needs our support
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When I look at @SenJohnKennedy I don't see the future of Louisiana. Kennedy conjures ghosts of Thanksgiving past when my racist old uncle lamented his lost youth with drunken stories of a greater America when women did what they were told and the 'wokes' knew their place
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I don’t know how many years it takes for a child rape survivor to recover enough to go to the police, but it should never be too late
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Louisiana Supreme Court votes 4-3 to strike down state’s lookback window
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Louisiana understands that investing in college athletics builds championship teams. Why is it so hard to get them to understand that investing in college academics builds championship economies?
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@JeffLandry This is Louisiana’s border
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@NOLAnews Will Landry be returning the $27M in federal funding for the gas industry?
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Louisiana is facing existential threats. Climate change is here. Our coast is disappearing. The likelihood of a big one hitting again is so high, insurance is insane. We sold out our education system after Katrina. We need solutions to real problems not manufactured culture wars
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@ksorbs Healthcare is a human right. Americans deserve free universal healthcare
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@SteveScalise Your first act in charge of the House was to add $114,000,000,000 to the deficit
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Breaking up a camp doesn’t “combat” homelessness. It’s an attack on the weakest among us that only pushes struggling people into more desperate situations
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NOLA.com
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New Orleans has a new plan to deal with homeless encampments; here are the details
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Jeff Landry is coming for New Orleans. He has a team planning to replace our elected leaders with his MAGA super donors. He’ll deputize every redneck in the state to “fix NOLA” with martial law. Everyone who loves the city needs to get on the same team to defend New Orleans
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@SteveScalise Biden lowered gas prices for struggling American families and made $4,000,000,00.00 for the US government doing it
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Louisiana may expand school vaccine exemptions for students. Here's how it would work.
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This is spectacular
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@BillCassidy South Louisiana becoming unlivable
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$500 MILLION could modernize the @SWBNewOrleans , feed every hungry kid, and house the homeless
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Dov Kleiman
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New Orleans officials will do a ~$500 MILLION renovation plan for the Caesars Superdome in preparation for Super Bowl LIX next February. 🤯 (h/t @FOS )
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S&WB billing is notoriously a mess. Two proposed laws aim to fix it and restore trust.
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Jeff Landry cares so much about this Sportsmans paradise that he hired an utterly unqualified 26yr old out of state political hack to run the Dept of Wildlife
@tegbridges
Tyler Bridges
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Who is Madison Sheahan, Jeff Landry's new pick to head the wildlife agency in Louisiana. Sheahan, 26, has a background in politics, not conservation, from South Dakota #lalege #lagov
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@MikeJohnson Louisiana stole the House by gerrymandering. Obey theConstitution and follow the Court’s order mandating fair representation
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Remember this in Summer when hungry teenagers shoplift and break into cars
@IlluminatorLA
Louisiana Illuminator
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DEVELOPING: It's turns out the La. Dept. of Education chose to decline summer food assistance for children, but there's still a shrinking window to sign up qualifying students. @GregLaRose reports: #lalege #lagov #laed
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New Orleans is amazing. It’s also the most fucked up city in America. It always has been. It always will be. Transplants aren’t the problem. Attacking folks who fell in love with New Orleans isn’t the fix
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I’m just waiting for Jeff Landry to offer a child tax credit for frozen embryos while letting actual Louisiana children starve
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Jess Piper
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Wait, can folks who don’t plan to have children, freeze embryos, and then claim them as dependents for life? Ladies, this might work out for us…
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The lack of public schools in New Orleans is bad enough. A neighborhood without any schools is outrageous. If you want to fix crime in New Orleans we need strong public schools in every community
@NOLAnews
NOLA.com
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Last remaining school in French Quarter announces its permanent move to 7th Ward
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Removing child labor protections won’t attract families to Louisiana
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Melinda Deslatte
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Louisiana House committee votes to remove law requiring lunch breaks for child workers via @rjamesfinn #lalege
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Mission accomplished
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Poverty is the mother of crime. Louisiana keeps black people poor and without opportunity
@FixNOLA
Fix New Orleans
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@KingGshock Has nothing to do with race. Want to hurt people? The public expects reliable consequences. It’s as simple as that.
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@SteveScalise Any plans beyond passing bills doomed in the senate and constant grievance ranting?
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@PeterHotez A debate’s premise is two equals battling. Your opponent isn’t a phd physician. Taking the stage with him concedes an equality that doesn’t exist
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Anyone have a list of the books being banned in Louisiana libraries?
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@JohnKennedyLA You’re a sitting Senator. Crime has spiked all over the country on your watch. You’ve done nothing. It’s time to retire
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If #laleg needs to protect teens, coordinating with their parents and physicians, from choosing their medical care, why doesn’t @JeffLandry protect kids from pedophile priests who raped them?
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Definitely not walking to @Starbucks this morning
@CmGiarrusso
Joseph I. Giarrusso III
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I have reported this gusher at State & Magazine to ⁦ @SWBNewOrleans ⁩.
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Matthew Wollenweber
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According to the gospel of John, feeding poor Louisiana children teaches them dependence but using your tax dollars to feed big oil’s profits is as God intended
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@IsaacToups
Chef Isaac Toups
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Hey “John” when you mail my wife a letter comparing food insecure kids to wild animals being fed, put your fucking last name and return address. Disrespectfully, all of Team Toups but mostly me.
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Jeff Landry is obsessed with the Texas border but continues to let the gulf invade Louisiana
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@Unprison
Bruce Reilly, J.D.
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Despite the issue of federal preemption on #immigration , #JeffLandry SB 388 wants to build a new confederacy to seal off the borders. This is what #lalege is going to start funding? @islaimmigration @SPLCUnion The irony, in a state losing population.
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Fuck @LouisianaGov . Madison is utterly unqualified and running a scam campaign built on grievance and her fiancé’s millions. Mandie Landry is the strongest progressive in Louisiana. She’s a feminist. She’s a proven legislator. She’s a fighter. She’s the future of @LaDemos
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skooks
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HOLY SHIT
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Crossing the causeway to go to a Saints game doesn’t mean you know anything about New Orleans
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Insurance companies are going to take our money and disappear after the next storm
@RealReformLA
Real Reform Louisiana
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Senator @RoyceDuplessis points out the obvious: most of the insurance legislation filed this year was drafted alongside the insurance industry with the stated goal of benefiting the insurance industry. Lower premiums for policyholders wasn’t even an afterthought. #LaLege #LaGov
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