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I’m doing good, I’m on some new shit ✌🏼✨ #viva

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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
5 years
But it’s okay for YOU to belittle women who are in power, right? You pretend to support women, then you turn around and say @EKANardini only has her position because she’s a woman. The HYPOCRISY
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
5 years
A security guard just asked @Jared_Carrabis to SIGN A BASEBALL for his son. Tell me he’s not a part of this team I dare you #winterweekend
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
@KFCBarstool That’s why she cut it down for the original album Kevin! But she’s giving the people what they want and showing us everything that got cut
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
5 years
From Erika’s “token CEO” blog.
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
5 years
Lining up to meet the Rocket @Jared_Carrabis
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
6 years
The people at Cask n Flagon LOVE David Price tonight @Jared_Carrabis
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
4 years
I threw out an “ok boomer” last night and my 13 year old cousin goes “omg, you know that?!?” Don’t make me “ok Gen Z” you, child
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
He’s the joker baby @lilsasquatch66
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
6 years
Ladies and Gentlemen- Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis @ColeyMick
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
“The worst day of the year” is here and it’s never been more accurate. Coming off of hosting a 3 day bachelorette, hungover and dead, my team is understaffed, oh and I work in insurance claims and the whole state flooded last night
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
6 years
Kylie do you know how traffic lights work?
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
4 years
. @KayceSmith getting back from e11even like
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
4 years
Accidentally slept in my contacts and I have to say, you motherfuckers who wake up every day and just SEE, youre spoiled af wow
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
6 years
None of your dads have Instagram
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
3 years
“Nick Turani joins us for the entire show” is the best podcast episode description I’ve ever read. Let’s get after it @KFCradio
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
I just told a man I’m turning 33 this summer and he responded with “Sexy! Breeding age!” Sir, read ALL of the rooms
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
PLEASE tell me he means “must be racist”
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5 years
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
3 years
I’ve been saying this for years- the @Section10Pod hosts have THE BEST chemistry of all the barstool podcasts. I’d even put @Jared_Carrabis , @ColeyMick and @Steve_Perrault against @PardonMyTake . Really really sad to see Steve go.
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
Oh good my Covid test results from last Tuesday just came back. I’m safe to go to Christmas dinner! 🙄
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
9 months
I’m a sucker for nostalgia, and for that reason, @kellykeegs and @hen_ease were hands down the best dressed last night. #BarstoolAwards Great job guys 👏🏼
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
3 years
Two year anniversary of @jared_carrabis signing a dollar on a girls back in the club ... ? I didn’t understand then and I don’t understand now
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
3 years
-Casey Anthony would be the 2nd most difficult “you don’t know her like I do” relationship I’d have to defend- I love it, and I feel it. @FeitsBarstool 😭
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
3 years
I don’t mean to be dramatic but if the new @KFCradio episode doesn’t pop up in my feed soon I’m gonna need a jar @nickhammy5
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danielle 🤍
3 years
The @Section10Pod boys predictions for last night’s game on the last show: - Xander will hit a multi-run homer - @Steve_Perrault - Cole won’t make it out of the 3rd inning - @ColeyMick - we’ll see a big hit from Schwarber - @Jared_Carrabis 🔮🔮🔮SpOoKy🔮🔮🔮
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
3 years
I love the irony of Kevin having this take on a day when @KFCradio is 3 hours long
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3 years
BOOOOOO! No movie ever created needs to be longer than 2 hours
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5 years
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
4 years
If you ask me “who’s all there”, imma uninvite your ass. Fuckin ME I’m there, do you wanna come or not
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
5 years
Finally got barstool gold. This is what I’ll be doing all day lol bye
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
4 years
😫 When it’s supposed to be Opening Day, you’re stuck in quarantine, and podcast hosts are your only friends @Section10Pod @Jared_Carrabis @Steve_Perrault @ColeyMick
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
4 years
We cute @xtineaf
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
1 year
Christmas Eve Eve with the Yak! 🥰🎄 @BarstoolYak
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
how can you meet someone in august and be engaged by november? you don’t even know this man? like, tell me what he’s like during March Madness…
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
4 years
Imagine getting paid 500k for talking about sucking dick in a whiny voice
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
I love how THIS is the last straw for AB. Not the domestic violence; the temper tantrum. Y’all are too much
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
5 years
It drives me absolutely insane when people read an article or two and then act like they’re qualified to deem Barstool “sexist” or “racist”. As someone who consumes upwards of 6 hours of Barstool content PER DAY, they couldn’t be more wrong.
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danielle 🤍
2 years
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
The fact that we just have to keep working today? Typey type type on the keyboard and pretend like we’re not physically sick at the reality of innocent children being slaughtered?
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
“One day Kevin I’m gonna literally slice your throat open. And nobody’s gonna do shit, they’ll be like well deserved- you’re a real asshole”- @kellykeegs 😭😭😭😭 @KFCBarstool This is exactly how heated the Taylor debates get with my friends irl. Loved every second of it 👏🏼
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
there is nobody more dramatic than @kellykeegs . so glad they were able to capture this moment in real time lol
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On The Other Line
2 years
We were pre-recording our first episode (drops october 5th at 10am) when we got the news that Queen Elizabeth has passed. RIP 🫡
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
you’re not the only one bb
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danielle 🤍
2 years
Happy 4 year anniversary of the best day of your life ⁦ @Jared_Carrabis ⁩ ⁦ @ColeyMick
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
6 years
I know you’re thinking of capturing the *perfect* boomerang of the fireworks this week for your instagram. DON’T. DO IT. JUST - DON’T.
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
Right lmao, imagine if people had come for Kmarko and Liz (I wish they would’ve) 😂
@kellykeegs
Kelly Keegs
2 years
Anyone in the barstool office who wants to have an opinion on this drama better check the dark corners of their own closets for skeletons. People date people, people date exes. Things get awkward. Thats life. This is no exception
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danielle 🤍
2 years
but for real. I love these 2 w all my ❤️. thanks 🐦 @kathhish @xtinestinkz
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
things are lookin up, folks 🥰
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
3 years
Kelly is queen of rocking outfits that no one else could pull off. Get it @kellykeegs #survivingbarstool
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
4 years
Wait just a goddamn minute. BRAD PITT is dating MAEBY??
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
just called my boss to tell her I have Covid and she told me I’m getting a raise 😅
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
3 years
guys wtf ?? Joey Fatone is in providence??
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
Idk why y’all are coming for Marty here. This shit it is on Ria - she ended things w Hank bc she wanted to go out and experience the world… then just starts dating another coworker? Come onnn girl
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danielle 🤍
5 years
@KFCBarstool @BrendanClancy @FeitsBarstool @serial “I came into the house like a bat outta hell like I was gonna do something about it. I was like MOM, they’ve got this guy locked up in Baltimore whos fucking INNOCENT! This chick Asia saw him in the bathroom!” “Then I watched episode 2 and I was like, oh wait a minute, he did it”
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
3 months
I don’t give a FUCK what race or political leanings a mass shooter has I care that NOBODY can feel safe to do ANYTHING in public spaces in this country without fear of RANDOMLY being SHOT DEAD Because guns are TOO ATTAINABLE and we’ve developed a CULTURE of VIOLENCE
@PunisherAmerica
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Before any of you liberal morons post about the Chiefs parade shooting let me introduce you to the shooters. I bet you all stay silent now. #ChiefsParade
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
Like this tweet for a cute lil surprise #Thanksgiving
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
3 years
I am so out of the loop on these Twitter romances/hookups. If someone could draw me a web that would be fantastic
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
5 years
When you realize there’s a bonus Friday episode of @KFCradio
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
3 years
what up what up @Section10Pod in the Canyon
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
1 year
a girl on a dating app holding a fish! never thought I’d see the day
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
5 years
At Gillette with dad for The Rolling Stones concert tonight. He looks up at our SIX banners and says, super downtrodden= “Ugh. That should be NINE.”
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
3 years
@KFCBarstool Almost as weird as Jada(F) and Will(M) going with Jaden(M) and Willa(F). Fucks with my head every time
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
It’s not fair that I have to give all of my friends hundreds of dollars just because they’re in ~love~ and the only way to recoup my investment is to marry some dickhead who I then have to live with forever? No thank you
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
Somehow, watching @FeitsBarstool angrily make Hello Fresh is exactly how I envisioned I would spend my Xmas Eve @KFCradio
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
3 years
I just STILL can’t believe that some of you are more afraid of *the vaccine* than *the actual fucking virus*
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
3 years
How many barstool employees have been accused of sexual assault or discrimination? How many from ESPN?
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@_mitchrobson Business is business, but at least ESPN is not a notoriously misogynistic company.
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danielle 🤍
5 years
So, I just started Game of Thrones for the first time
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5 years
My Stranger Things hot take: if Dustin and Suzie didn’t sing that fucking song, Hopper would still be alive
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
“You’re more than welcome to join” is a fake invite just to be polite & I will always always die on this hill
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
We’re starting today’s episode of @KFCradio with “this bitch Taylor Swift”, are we? *cracks knuckles*
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
@TomScibelli What’s their plan for coparenting these 18 dogs?
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
3 years
Best part was the fact that they listened to the entire Lover album on the drive to the tailgate. 100% @FeitsBarstool ’s doing
@KFCradio
KFC Radio
3 years
#RatFamilyVacation with @martymush , @FeitsBarstool , and @KayceSmith is LIVE now. You really don't want to miss this. LINK TO WATCH:
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
“Calling a little kid a cunt is like the 5th worst thing they did to a kid on this episode” @FeitsBarstool #gameofstools
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
4 years
Episode 1 was great. Felt a little bit like watching sports somehow? Also, Hunter- sup?
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
It’s Christmas morning in Rhody folks!! The Rhode Island Super Bowl is upon us. URI vs PC, a tradition as old as time. LFG. 🐏💙🏀
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danielle 🤍
5 years
@RafiLetzter That’s too bad that encountering barstool was a negative for you. Thousands of us actually look to barstool FOR therapy - an escape, a place to laugh, a place where we can relate to people. Good luck on this tho
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
5 years
ICEHORSE FOR THE WIN @Section10Pod
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
3 years
Me: Listens to @KFCradio radio and drinks every time @TroopzAFC says “you understand?” Me, minute 45: *dies*
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
6 years
WHY DO I STILL FOLLOW JHAMMY ON INSTAGRAM
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
5 years
THIS
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
3 years
I’m sick of my adult friends going back to school for advanced degrees “I can’t go out I have a paper to write” BITCH you are 30 years old stop it
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
@JoeyLangone Hear me out - just choose a different candy bar
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
6 years
the most fire shirt of all time. Did pres do it again or did pres do it again
@FeitsBarstool
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6 years
The gang reignites the rivalry! 🚨🚨🚨 BEAT LAbron 🚨🚨🚨
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danielle 🤍
2 years
Two minutes into @KFCradio , and while I’m proud that they’re *trying* to understand the female body, I’m concerned
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
6 years
About to leave Fenway and someone from an apartment above opens up their windows and starts BLASTING music. THIS RIGHT NOW
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
@thejeffvibbert @kellykeegs You know she was the breadwinner Jeffrey, don’t play with us
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
*starts the @KFCradio cold open*
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
3 years
@healybaum @stoolpresidente Ma’am this is a Wendy’s
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
6 years
Oh fuck yea - I’ve got 3 hours and 10 min worth of @Section10Pod content to listen to 😋🙌🏼⚾️
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
4 years
Guy at the liquor store register just told me to have a good weekend... sir I will be back here by Saturday morning the latest
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
If I get a “top 5 worst days of the year” tweet from @KFCBarstool today with NO tuesday podcast drop, he’s gonna catch these hands
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
3 years
men who put “moderate” on hinge are really just conservatives who don’t want to cut their potential matches in half change my mind
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
3 years
@KevinClancyShow @PFTCommenter @KFCBarstool . I love you. But we already KNOW your story. Let your guests tell their stories without interjecting with yours. PLEASE
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
5 years
Just overheard my coworker say “127 days until Christmas” and now I have to kill her
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@somejawn401
danielle 🤍
2 years
@TheBlueRidgePa1 @Breaking911 Puerto Rico is the US but go off
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danielle 🤍
2 years
I am amazeddd that Im live and caught the 5 seconds that @nickhammy5 just popped onto the feed, chugged a beer and just left. BRAVO #SadBoyYuleLog
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danielle 🤍
5 years
Hello I’ve been drunk since noon
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