Biggest alpha move I've ever seen on the plane. I am sitting in the exit row and the flight attendant asked everyone for a verbal yes that we are willing to help in case of an emergency. Guy next to me says no and they put him in the open seat in first class. Genius
Going to a party in College: Pay $5 for unlimited beer
Going to a party as an Adult: Bring a gift, bring an appetizer, forced to wear certain attire, small talk
I really do swear on my life I’ll never take sports for granted in my life ever again. I will not ever complain about a 11am eastern Michigan vs north Texas game
It's kind of crazy that when you bet futures you basically are just playing Deal or no deal all season. The bank comes with an offer and you either close the box or hit the button
The fact that I’m part of a company that’s worth $450 million is just absurd. I’d be in a dumpster if it wasn’t for Dave and Barstool. This company keeps on getting better. I also hope army learns how to play basketball this morning
I’m genuinely more concerned what I’m going to to with my day now with no sports than actually getting the virus. I’m basically a baby again and have to find my way in this world
There is 2.9 seconds left on the clock and Jimmy Butler hasn't started to shoot the ball yet. When the Celtics inbounded the ball they had 3 seconds so tell me how that works
I’m done. I’m done with gambling. No that just can’t fucking happen l. How does Melvin Gordon fumble and not score there this stupid fucking gambling sucks like a fucking fuck
Corona is just making us all dogs. In the house roaming around all day. Yelling at people that we see walk past the window. If someone not close walks in you just bark them out of the house.
Breaking: from a trusted source baseball will start around July 4th. 50 man rosters played in Texas, Arizona, Florida. Players will be leaving in 3 weeks and will have to quarantine throughout.