Brendan Clancy
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Some dude just called me a pussy for putting on sunscreen. Imagine thinking you're tougher than the sun? The fucking sun?
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Since 2018, if the Mets has scored 4 runs per game for Jacob deGrom, he’d be 59-3
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Other than the World Champion Braves, 100-win Giants, wildcard winning Cardinals, and offensively stacked Phillies, the Mets haven’t beaten ANYONE good
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I’m at the age where I am finally mature enough to admit I can’t bring in all the groceries in one trip anymore. Bittersweet moment, for sure. But sometimes you have to admit when the game has passed you by
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As soon as the Mets get a president of operations, a GM, a manager, a couple bats, some bullpen help and a few starters, the Braves are in BIG trouble
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Listening to
@holy_schnitt
say “ohh he hit it but they got it and they are running but they got an out” and
@marty_mush
figuring out that it was a ground ball and they got in a pickle and the runners advanced but they got the out at home... was amazing
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bout to harvest so many crops with this extra hour of daylight
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Wall Street: let’s make this stock go down so we can make money
Internet: let make this stock go UP so WE can make money
Wall Street: that’s illegal
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Buster Rhymes said some very unfair and very hurtful things about me tonight. SAD!
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Did not remember that you were allowed to straight up MURDER people in Slamball
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Just wanted to say thank you to anyone who has shown my family love in the last few days. Long road ahead. Appreciate the support
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Night mode people are the Crossfitters of Twitter. If a Night Moder sees your phone in default setting you will have to hear about the virtues of Night Mode for 45 mins
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I hope the aliens are watching so they know we are absolutely zero threat to them
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@soledadobrien
How about you just send the interview to her and she can play it on her own nationally syndicated radio show? Cut for time? We have literally nothing but plenty of time.
#ReleaseTheRiaInterview
#FreeRia
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Last owners too poor. New owner too rich. Mets fans, we have it so rough
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How much faith do you have in the Mets front office?
Me:
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#HRderby
pitchers for each contestant
Vlad - Coach
Carlos Santana - Coach
Matt Chapman - Dad
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Bregman - Astros Bullpen Catcher
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Josh Bell - One of his Best Friend
Pete Alonso - Whoever Mickey Callaway thinks will get the save
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All of Bachelor Nation being Lakers fans for one night is the weirdest wrinkle to any NBA Finals ever
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I love that we are trying to convince a society to self quarantine and wash our hands diligently. We were literally eating Tide Pods for fun like 2 years ago
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Somebody at Barstool HQ is gonna come down with Corona and we will send everybody home.
Like HOME home.
Dan in Chicago. Dave in Boston. Skype Rundowns everyday.
Time is a flat circle
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364 days out of the year the average person knows they should NOT handle explosives but then 4th of July rolls around and it's like fuck it
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The rewind button on the VCR broke so we had to buy a separate VHS rewinder so we didn’t get docked $1 when we returned the tapes to the local video store
Without saying how old you are, name one thing from your childhood someone younger wouldn’t understand.
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Who all seen the leprechaun say yeah
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What if, and stick with me here, the answer is gun control AND mental health reform??
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When you're the only one that realizes this Mets run is just gonna let the Wilpons justify not spending in the off-season
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We are no more than 1 week from my parents doing this
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When you are at the bar with a baby strapped to your chest and see another dad with a baby strapped to his chest
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@KFCBarstool
I don’t want to hear SHIT about how “hard” it is to leave a review anymore. TWENTY THOUSAND reviews over the weekend. Leave a couple for
@kfcradio
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It is incomprehensible to me that today is not Friday
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Gary Cohen just said Jay Payton played for the Mets 22 years ago and I feel ancient
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Just finished a virtual class with all the kindergarteners in my sons class. they all told each other they miss each other. SOME of the parents MIGHT have cried 👀
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What if you had Coronavirus on your hands, did not touch your face and then successfully washed it off? That’s an epic win that nobody will ever know about
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Credit this all to Scherzer. Everybody was terrified to see him in the clubhouse if they didn’t score for him
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Being a Patriots fan must be like constantly shooting heroin and having absolutely zero negative side effects
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Zah: who is this Costanza fella I keep hearing about?
Me: you don't know George Costanza?
@DaMidgetZimbo
: oh is he from a white person show? Give me 5 guesses
Me: I'll give you 2
Zah: no I need 5. There's only 5 shows we talk about here
Me: I'll give you 1
Zah: Seinfeld?
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The documentary where the actors all admit how much they hated this season is going to be better than the actual season
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Shout out to the guy who whispered “KFC” over my shoulder a couple times on the street. Sorry for ignoring you. I have no idea how to handle that
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Patriots fans now have two football teams. The rich get richer
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Voted and had a parent-teacher conference today. Bout to funnel a beer just so I don’t feel 1,000 years old
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New Years resolution: binge watch 1st seven seasons of Game of Thrones. 67 episodes before April. Hold me to it
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@KFCradio
We all go see same movie alone. Then we all meetup for a happy hour and have something to talk about. It’s speed dating meets book club meets movies meets (most importantly) alcohol.
Calling it Metflix™️
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Mets on pace for 103 wins and people think they suck because the lead has shrunk. What pace do you want them to be on? 110? 125? Do they need to literally be the greatest team of all time to satisfy this fanbase?
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“I Walking Maggie” should be an Oscar nominated film and it should win. Every year.
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Enter Sandman makes me think of Mariano more than Enter Sandman makes me think of Metallica
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Great scenes in TV history
How come he don’t want me man? (Fresh Prince)
I am the one who knocks (Breaking Bad)
We have to go back Kate! (Lost)
Cersei blows up the sept (GoT)
What you got?
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If you start Thor: Ragnarok at exactly 8:32:21pm and then roll straight into Infinity War, I’m not sure what happens at midnight. This is just my plans for the evening
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How are we getting a trailer for a character that is currently dead? 2 mins 30 secs of dust floating around
The first SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME trailer, debuting this Saturday, will be 2 minutes and 30 seconds long!
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but I’m literally scooping puke out of a car seat in a Target parking lot so your day is probably not so bad
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I'm sure these 3 will be a pleasure to deal with now that they all think they are models
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@KFCBarstool
I hope your basement floods tomorrow. I will be on your couch eating your food not helping you save your house
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I want David Wright in the dugout when the Mets win the World Series
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My mom is making baseball bets with me and
@KFCBarstool
but every time she loses she just deducts it from the tuition we now apparently owed her
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Remember when they made D Wright wear this helmet and they acted like everyone was gonna have to wear it eventually. Was that just a prank??
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Ellie vs
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is gonna be something special
I tend to make people who spend time around me nicer & more positive which is why I befriend dark & twisty people. like guess what bitch ur gonna be glass half full whether u like it or not!!!
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When I dance like this my wife gets embarrassed and tells me to mix in a water. JT does it and it's "sexy"
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How do people say Breaking Bad starts slow when the opening scene is a dead body sloshing around in a Winnebago and they melt a body in a tub in episode 2?
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I can't believe I ever once in my life had enough energy to play "tag"
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just Irish Goodbye’d a virtual happy hour to make it feel like old times
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You ever wake a toddler up early, fight with him to get dressed and eat breakfast, get hit in the eye with a cookie sheet, and then realize there is no school today? Couldn’t be me
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When my mom goes to the movies she buys extra ticket for seat next to her so she doesn't need to sit near anyone. We are not a social bunch
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Old people who say good morning to you when you walk by blow my mind. Like holy shit the world used to be a different place
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Asked my kid if he wants the Rams or the Patriots. He said The Robots.
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Came across this music video that I guess Kris Jenner filmed for her own 30th birthday in 1985?
It is... spectacular
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Just think, there are children who were born in Boston in 2019 who haven’t even seen a championship in their lifetimes 😢
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Sometimes I go to text my coworkers at 8am on a Saturday and then I remember they are in their 20s and won’t be awake for 3-4 more hours
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