Tommy Smokes
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NYC is falling apart and I have to get out of here. So I tried to become country and join The Montana Boyz
New Smokes Show live now. I think it’s the funniest of the year. Please watch it!
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So Jon Snow being Aegon Targaryen and the rightful heir to the Iron Throne just ends up totally not mattering?
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I am going to root against this Snow White movie like it’s the Dallas Cowboys
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Just liked Sydney Sweeney’s new Instagram post but I waited about 3 hours to do it so I didn’t look desperate. I’m so in her head
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ESPN draft prep: “Alright just gonna need your height, weight, hometown, a fun fact, and then the most horrific tragedy that’s ever happened to you or an immediate family member”
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I’m watching the game on Nickelodeon with my 3-year-old son and he just asked “Daddy, why do the Saints insist on forcing the football to Taysom Hill when he doesn’t do anything that well and they have 2 better QBs and 4-5 better playmakers on their roster”
I’m so proud
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I just got absolutely dominated. Have to just tip my cap
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5 years ago today I worked at 7-Eleven on 7/11 free slurpee day. 98 degree heat. Hoards of people coming in and one 19 year old there to serve them all. Sweat on my face. Dirt on my hands. One of the greatest acts of bravery in American history.
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I'm gonna say something brave..... What if Brittany Mahomes just isn't that bad? Patrick has been with her for 11 years and married her. Taylor and her seem friendly. We haven't heard anyone that knows her personally really badmouth her. Maybe she's actually kind of OK?
Taylor Swift and Brittany Mahomes have their own celebration handshake now.
2023 is wild.
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I accidentally Venmod $40 to the wrong person without realizing it. They sent it back and said “wrong person”
Feel good story of the year?
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Official feelings on possible Giants draft choices at
#6
Ecstatic if
-K. Murray
-Q. Williams
-N. Bosa
-J. Allen
Happy if
-D. Haskins
-E. Oliver
Meh if
-M. Sweat
-D. White
-C. Wilkins
Might leave fanbase if
-Daniel Jones
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I’m launching my own podcast to compete with
@callherdaddy
Introducing Call Him Mommy
#MommyGang
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The vape community has NO respect for the Vape God despite all I’ve done for them
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I literally took out a gun and shot my grandpa because I thought he changed the channel. Thanks a lot Tubi
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Are people actually still suggesting Kaepernick not as a joke? He’s 36 and hasn’t played a game in 7 years!
There’s a QB right there in New Jersey who took a team to a Super Bowl and a NFC championship game. Rhymes with Happernick.
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Can we finally all agree to just hate Gregg Popovich
Gregg Popovich just took the mic and told Spurs Fans to stop Booing after Kawhi Leonard made a free throw
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Younghoe Koo just missed a 50 yard field goal.
To put this in MLB terms, this is the equivalent to Shohei Ohtani missing a 50 yard field goal.
Shohei Ohtani just signed a 10 year - $700M contract with the Los Angeles Dodgers today.
To put into NFL terms, this is the equivalent to Younghoe Koo signing a 10 year - $700M contract with the Las Vegas Raiders.
Huge win for Asian athletes.
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Legally speaking, nobody is ever allowed to say Aaron Rodgers is better than Tom Brady ever again after this game. Guy’s just not a winner
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I have literally never eaten an M&M because always I found their characters outdated and offensive. Can’t wait to finally try one
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Arya dropped 70 points and celebrated by practicing free throws
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Pulled the most EPIC April Fools’ Day Pranks EVER on the Barstool office
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FAU just went from being a possible Cinderella we all root for going forward to the most hated team in the country
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We could’ve seen Bran giving an unreal history lesson to Tyrion all night but instead got an Arya sex scene that literally nobody asked for
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Listing 749 complete games 5th on this list is insane. There’s legitimately a 0% chance that ever happens again. Zero
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Conspiracy theory: Does Family Feud actually survey 100 Americans?
I did some math. Through the years, ~1.2 Million people should have been surveyed.
I’ve never heard of ONE person doing a Family Feud survey. Do they even exist or does the show just make up the answers?
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A man who spent 0 seconds picking out his outfit. Just there to play football. Rams ML
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Call Her Daddy once threatened to block me over an IG comment. Now I write for their page. LOL!
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I want to spend the rest of my life with her
I apologize and take accountability for my actions, they were uncalled for. My very worst moment was captured on video. Although the memes have been amusing, the flipside has been cruel. I’m thankful for my friends and family for supporting me through this. This experience has…
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Would they move a Titans-Texans AFC Championship game to Thursday Night Football?
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If the Chargers and Raiders don't give us 60 minutes of kneeling tonight, we riot
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2 years ago today. Still waiting to be asked for a follow up
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I cannot believe someone got this on camera. I wasn’t even gonna tweet the story because I figured nobody would believe it. But here it is. A guy got handsy with the girl I was with and I simply had to do something even though I really didn’t want to. I am kind of a hero!
Never thought I’d see Tommy Smokes in a fight wtf
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There’s absolutely zero chance this happened. It would take you 3 lifetimes to find 52 cards on the street
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It’s always darkest before the dawn. Time for redemption
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Jail time for attempted murder should be the same as jail time for successful murder. You shouldn’t be rewarded for being bad at murder
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We should’ve tried this way sooner
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Don't think I've ever scrolled past a Twitter poll and not voted in it. I can know absolutely nothing about the topic. I just have to weigh in.
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Just talked to
@WakaFlocka
again at RnR.
Me: “you remember my bars?”
Waka: “Hell yeah. Url.”
He then turned to his manager and said “Yo you gotta hear this kid’s bars”
What a world
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My favorite part of the Home Run Derby every year is Pete Alonso showing the world he’s the most insufferable athlete in America
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People are not going to keep playing Wordle if it just becomes throwing a bunch of random letters and hoping it makes a word nobody has heard of! The fun was that they were at least words people knew! The game is ruined!
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Second best Juul rip in Fox News history
I definitely did not have ‘Sean Hannity blowing Juul clouds on air’ on my 2021 BINGO card
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20 prior arrests for the murderer. Insanity. If only we had some place to put away people who commit crimes...
We've raised about $240k so far for family of fallen NYPD cop Jonathan Diller.
@stoolpresidente
will match whatever our total raised through midnight today is
Shop now:
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Holy subtweet
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Walked out of the room. Lady asked for my full name. Turned to someone else and said “did we do any research on this kid?”
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I finally got a credit card and these things are awesome. Swipe swipe swipe and literally nothing comes out of my checking account. Free money. Only had it for about 3 weeks, what’s the catch???
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If there’s a
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-Acid reflux
-Seasonal allergies
-Frequent urination
-Sinus infections
-My knee hurts sometimes
I’d be a huge liability out there
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Let’s all collectively agree that we need to come back and hate the Astros just as hard next season
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Awhile back, I tweeted a dumb joke that subtly let everyone know it was my birthday. Since then, I’ve matured a lot and vowed to never stoop that low for attention again.
That tweet was exactly 3 years ago today. Crazy how much people can change
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This is the least true thing ever said
"I'd take a 2-star recruit with a 5-star work ethic over a 5-star recruit with a 2-star work ethic any day."
–Mike Krzyzewski
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Congrats to future Deadspin employee Christian Hoban
Just kidding. Worked with him enough at Fordham to know that he’s not talented enough to get hired anywhere
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You’re welcome
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I cannot believe I got Pete Davison to wear Barstool merch on Saturday Night Live. What is life
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7 years ago today, a 19 year old clocked into his shift at 7-Eleven. But this was no ordinary day. This was 7/11 Free Slurpee Day. It was 101 degrees and the store's AC was broken. Hoards of people came in for their slurpees and one man served them all
That 19 year old ? Was me.
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No sorry, Doc. Maybe we should talk it out over dinner sometime?
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Hi Tommy. So Nice to meet you yesterday. How’s your cough? Did you quit vaping yet?
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Hearing reports that Call Him Mommy has been greenlit for Episode 2. More to come.
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Glad AJ Hinch is saving Gerrit Cole’s arm for the 2020 Yankees
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At the airport and two Hasidic Jewish men approached me. The son said he was a Barstool fan and then the father said “Wish him a Happy Yom Kippur!” The son said “I’m not sure if he’s Jewish…” when the dad interrupted with “What?! Look at him! He looks more Jewish than me!” My…
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I just got catfished so hard by this breakfast burrito. These are just not the same things
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I tried to FaceTime the Barstool office like the Kardashians. It didn’t go great
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We go all the way back to 2019
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Wow. Time really flies. One year exactly since this tweet. Happy tweet anniversary to me!
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Don’t know how to sculpt
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Guy’s dating app profile: “Just a Jim looking for his Pam”
Girl: Nice bio, I love The Office!
Guy: When can you come in to interview?
Girl: haha what? Do you mean date?😂
Guy: No my office is looking for a new receptionist. Are you proficient with Excel?
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If you ever need a confidence boost, just play some sports against little kids. They’re so bad it’s literally crazy.
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The producer got in my ear at one point and said “you can stop vaping”
I didn’t stop
#VapeGod
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Plan for Yankees offseason:
1. Figure out human cloning
2. Get 8 more DJ LeMahieus
3. Sign Gerrit Cole
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It’s actually insane what Joel Embiid is doing this series. Never seen a dirtier player just blatantly trying to hurt people like this. Absolute scumbag
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The takes on this movie next March are gonna make the Barbie hoopla look like NOTHING. Ben Shapiro may do a 9 hour episode on this
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