Being the guy that grabs the ice is such a thankless job. No good grip. Risk the leakage in the car. People get mad if you bought one thats just a big block. Ice is a major necessity though. Thank the guy that brought the ice today
It’s -50 out. I cant be having my people standing out at bus stops. If you’re on the northwest side give me an intersection and i’ll pick you up. Just got my heat fixed
Bronny James is on my flight to LA. I think I was in the background of his documentary slamming pork rinds so if that makes the final cut everybody be cool about it
Been a hell of a 5 years
From getting the King Of All Media coffee in 2015 to doing a show with the King Of New Media in 2020
Not a big soapbox/cliche guy (and honestly feel weird even posting this) but it really is the shit in between that people dont see. Believe in yourself
All in less than 6 weeks:
Bears lose 4 in a row
Theo steps down from the Cubs
White Sox hire Tony La Russa fresh off a DUI
Blackhawks move on from Corey Crawford
Impressively bad stretch
4 years ago my buddies and I ran into Gary from Teen Mom in Vegas. My one buddy got his number and wishes him a Happy Fathers Day every year and its always met with the old new phone whos this excuse. No real point of the story here besides that its always a great part of the day
I’m just happy the Farmers Insurance lady didn’t walk out of her office at this moment or she would’ve gotten absolutely flattened by a pulling left guard
Had a blast at the Barstool Jersey Shore house. So much so that I decided to get some ink on the boardwalk that says S & D (stands for Shore Days and only Shore Days)
Love Shore Days
#ShoreDays
This is the kind of unity we see in this city when the Bears are playing well
Can’t wait for him to wake up tomorrow and find out that the Bears are alive
They shut down every bridge making it impossible for me to get to my boat. Devastated, but thankful I found these gals to drink green Millers with in a hotel bar tent
I just don’t get it. Fire Nagy now and get a jumpstart on the search. Tabor can do the exact same thing if not better for 7 more weeks. Enough is enough
The Browns need to dump Parkey tomorrow. I don't care how he's been this year. I feel like the old man who has seen some shit and warns you how it's going to play out because I promise you he will ruin everything
I do not believe the Wentz to Bears rumors so therefore I will not comment on them
- signed by someone who sincerely hopes the Bears do not get Carson Wentz
I love this Bears fan in Australia who can’t stop calling me cunt. He’s convinced me that we’re gonna win the Super Bowl in this dark time. Needed this
Good Morning.
Today the Bears play the Packers to clinch the NFC North and make the playoffs for the first time since 2010. I am not freaking out at all.
Bear Down.
Going to do my best to convince
@EddieBarstool
to record a drunken
@DogWalkBarstool
episode together tomorrow. I don’t have much faith in it happening but you never know 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼