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Brett Merriman

@shmerriman

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BD at @washed_media . Formerly of forklift certification and Saratoga Springs, NY. Detroit style pizza influencer. Hosting @mailinpodcast

Austin, TX
Joined February 2010
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@shmerriman
Brett Merriman
5 years
Tough summer for the La Croix exec who passed on adding alcohol, you’d think.
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2 years
Mentally I'm here
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3 years
Gotta hope it’s just a cramp
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Brett Merriman
11 months
Happy Father’s Day, y’all. First without mine. He was a great one ❤️
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2 years
My dad died a few weeks ago. He was the best person on the planet and we were lucky to have him, however short a time. It's been brutal and it took me a while to write this, but I'm glad I did. Miss you, Dad ❤️
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Brett Merriman
6 years
Hey @allbusinesspete your lighting rig works
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Brett Merriman
7 years
I need to lose this shirt
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7 years
Prince of Dubai or President of Barstool? Oil money or internet dollars?
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Brett Merriman
3 years
I still don't forgive @MikeGrinnell_ for doing this They're 56-84-20 since he sent this tweet
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Mike Grinnell
5 years
The Buffalo Sabres Are A Wagon (I Called It)
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Brett Merriman
3 years
Didn’t peg Amazon for the horniest commercial of the night but here we are
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Brett Merriman
5 years
Has been an incredible 3 years @barstoolsports working with some of the most talented people on the internet. Couldn't be luckier to have started here and I'll miss it for sure.
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Brett Merriman
7 years
Barstool company happy hour. Decent total. Some questionable drink choices. Have at it.
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Brett Merriman
3 years
We lost mom yesterday. She inspired, she loved, and she moved mountains to make sure we had the best life possible. And boy was I lucky to have her.
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Brett Merriman
7 years
When you forgot to pre tums the whoop
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Brett Merriman
2 years
Just rented a jetski on a whim after a few Mai Tais so chalk up another L for the the “money can’t buy happiness” crowd
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Brett Merriman
1 year
@kellykeegs borderline war crime
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Brett Merriman
5 years
My guy YP has worked his ass off on this. Countless trips on his own dime and has never said boo about it. It absolutely delivers. Can't wait.
Ever since I was a little boy, all I wanted was to make my own Outdoors show.  After all of this time, I am extremely grateful and excited to be able to share this all with you:  Barstool Outdoors Ep 1 is officially dropping Thursday, July 18th at 2pm
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Brett Merriman
4 years
Today in holy shit polar bears are how big?
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Brett Merriman
4 years
Uh am I a horse girl
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Dillon Cheverere
4 years
Just some hot chicks out on the town
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Brett Merriman
4 years
Just drinking nowhere NEAR enough water
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Brett Merriman
2 years
You ever just be in a relationship and..
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Brett Merriman
4 years
Wow Dad’s plate turned out ope
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Brett Merriman
7 years
Love seeing people get denied trying to board planes too soon. Shannon, you’re group 6 sit down.
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Brett Merriman
7 years
Yearly reminder that if Wayne Gretzky never scored a single goal in the NHL he’d still have the most points of all time.
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Brett Merriman
3 years
@PeteBlackburn Pete he had a WINNING record. In BUFFALO
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6 years
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Brett Merriman
5 years
This is true. Sorry @EKANardini
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Trent
5 years
OMB bought my last minute flights to NYC on the company card without permission so I could show up and crash Barstool Idol. I am forever in his debt for that. He will be missed.
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Brett Merriman
4 years
A hearty FUCK cancer
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Brett Merriman
1 year
Ohhh that roar at a Sabres game again 🤤
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The Charging Buffalo
1 year
VICTOR OLOFSSON WINS IT IN OVERTIME!
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6 years
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Brett Merriman
6 years
Our flight is delayed. Off with my head.
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6 years
I hate Brett Merriman
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Brett Merriman
4 years
That bar video of the people celebrating but the screen is @BarstoolTrent taking the luggage
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Brett Merriman
6 years
That’s it. We’re flying FedEx cargo from now on.
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6 years
Hey @shmerriman thanks a lot for the seat
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Brett Merriman
3 years
Couldn't be more confident in the $8 I just tossed on a Powerball ticket. Already on Zillow.
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Brett Merriman
6 years
4th & goal @Buddyloveless
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Brett Merriman
6 years
Wish I could describe how hard @SmittyBarstool smoked a girl in the face at dodgeball tonight. Straight out of a movie. Really put a damper on the 3-2 series win.
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Brett Merriman
3 years
He's been on fire today
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Brett Merriman
4 years
Have to think we lose to @PardonMyTake in the NIT
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For The Win
4 years
The Ultimate Podcast Bracket is BACK! Vote for your favorite podcasts
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Brett Merriman
5 years
Omg
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Brett Merriman
2 years
These jerseys on every US team for the rest of time
@usahockey
USA Hockey
2 years
We are underway in Edmonton! #WorldJuniors Tune in on @NHLNetwork and read the gameday article here:
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Brett Merriman
6 years
The booze tab at the Barstool Christmas party is one thing but more importantly we cleared TWELVE (12) app platters that each “serve 40” 80ish people there. Play to your strengths.
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Brett Merriman
6 years
12:10 tee time
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Dave Portnoy
6 years
It’s 6:27am. You’re sleeping. I’m up bobbing and weaving. Grind factory. Office manager Brett booked flight home at crack of ass. Why? Don’t know. But I’m up. #riseandgrind
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Brett Merriman
4 years
I bought the wrong rolls. Disaster, apparently.
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Brett Merriman
3 years
Badddd night to be an espresso martini at a top-tier Austin steakhouse
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Brett Merriman
1 year
@Castellani2014 My favorite part about Barstool wasn't the content, it was the people. Family. You're spot on about that, Chris. They got you and you got this. Rooting for you from afar.
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Brett Merriman
5 years
I laughed, I cried, I almost took Smitty's eye out (twice) and somehow it was Dave's fault. I'm gonna miss you too, @stoolpresidente .
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5 years
Office Manager Brett Is Leaving Barstool Sports And I’m Somehow Sad (Tribute Video)
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Brett Merriman
4 years
Just bail on the Turkey Trot this morning. You don’t need to puke in front of your high school teachers and/or shin splints.
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Brett Merriman
7 years
Doubling down on our athleticism. The Barstool softball team joins a summer league tomorrow.
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Brett Merriman
4 years
ALL the smoke, Homie. (Kinda concerned. He’s a natural)
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Dillon Cheverere
4 years
Well, do you? @shmerriman
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Brett Merriman
6 years
Hey Dan, ( @BarstoolBigCat ) trying to send this tweet at 8:43am. Bought WiFi on this flight and it’s a debacle. On the off chance this goes through, mind strong arming @Delta for me? $25(!) is basically stealing if I can’t refresh Twitter.
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Brett Merriman
7 years
Nick folks,,,
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Brett Merriman
5 years
6 weeks of daily content from this leading into the playoffs. It’s all incredible.
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Brett Merriman
5 years
This one got me. God damn is Riggs a good guy. Sweet action and a better drinking buddy to boot.
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Riggs
5 years
I’ll miss my friend @shmerriman . I may bust his balls on radio but Brett’s been a great friend not only to me, but to dozens of people at Barstool. He’s always wanted the best for Barstool Sports and the people behind it. We’ll always want the best for him too. God speed, Bretto.
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2 years
Mom cared a lot about those around town. If someone was in need, she made sure that need was met. Glad to see she’ll be helping out for a long time. Miss you, momma ❤️ If you might have extra this year, Franklin Comm Center will put it to good use
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Brett Merriman
5 years
They just needed a 4th for golf. I'm psyched.
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Circling Back
5 years
LABOR DAY SPECIAL EPISODE. We hired @shmerriman , we figured out how to counteract hurricanes, and we break down this weekend's episode of Succession. Listen up:
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Brett Merriman
7 years
How bout perennial drought-stricken @BarstoolNate just TOSSING full bottles of water cuz they’re “messed up”
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Brett Merriman
7 years
There's 9 billion parking garages in NYC but Davey Street Parking had to be in front of his place
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Dave Portnoy
7 years
I've had a car for 1 night in this fuck ass city and got towed. Still can't figure out why. I'm blaming @shmerriman
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Brett Merriman
6 years
This is awesome. Hurts, but awesome.
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Brian Munz
6 years
Got this text from a friend who I went to high school with in Humboldt. Inviting you to do the same as we remember and send our thoughts to the #HumboldtBroncos . #PrayersForHumboldt #Broncostrong #Humboldtstrong #theSJHL #TSNHockey
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Brett Merriman
4 years
Rovell do the dollars per second tweet
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Brett Merriman
2 years
@Jeff_McLane @PFTCommenter his name literally translates to Chatroulette
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Brett Merriman
6 years
Twitter is free
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Brett Merriman
7 years
@BarstoolBigCat frozen rosé is a tough look for Bandera
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7 years
21-1. Barstool Softball is back. @BarstoolBigCat went yabo twice and @PFTCommenter is an A+ leadoff man
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6 years
Big day at Barstool HQ. Happy Birthday @EKANardini and happy 100k @BarstoolTrent
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Brett Merriman
3 years
I'd pay $50 rn
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Brett Merriman
7 years
"ESPN has a lottttt of openings" - @ColeyMick
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Brett Merriman
6 years
Andddd we have blood on the laptop #RNR2
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4 years
McConaughey ice fishing trip is my make-a-wish
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4 years
You have to think that’s not what @DCheverere wanted
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Brett Merriman
5 years
Frankie is home @FrankieBorrelli
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4 years
"What's your new gig like?" Uh..
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5 years
Was psyched for an oatmeal sweater purchase and turns out it’s more of a taupe. What a letdown. We’re back to the drawing board.
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Brett Merriman
3 years
Opening night. Let's dance @WilldeFries
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3 months
@PFTCommenter Have their work cut out for sure
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2 years
@stoolpresidente miss you too!
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Brett Merriman
4 years
This one's mean, @DCheverere
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4 years
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Brett Merriman
6 years
The next two weeks are the best @barstoolsports content of the year. We have the matchup, the houses, the talent, you name it. Buckle up.
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Brett Merriman
3 years
First date happening in front of me, folks, and boy is trainwreck an understatement.
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2 years
Gordo the OG simp
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3 years
I’ll say it. Beer cheese doesn’t get nearly enough credit. Might even top queso on fall days
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Brett Merriman
5 years
I stand in solidarity
@BarstoolRadio
Barstool Radio
5 years
BRETT, IN AN ACT OF SOLIDARITY, TURNS DOWN HIS #BICL ATTEMPT. @KFCBarstool @BarstoolTrent #CCK
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Brett Merriman
4 years
Year .33 was a good one. Can't wait for more.
@circlingbackpod
Circling Back
4 years
Pulling Back the Curtain: Year 1 ›
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Brett Merriman
2 years
Just received a 10:36am “following up on this” for an email that was sent at 6:28pm last night. Cannot put into words how non-urgent the topic at hand is. One, I thought we lived in a society Two, I was crushing grilled clams
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Brett Merriman
4 years
Quarantine has taught me that snickerdoodles are vastly superior to every other cookie and it’s not particularly close
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Brett Merriman
2 years
My downstairs neighbor is watching 1917 on what can only be described as the latest in Bose soundbar technology which means I, too, am experiencing 1917 in 3D
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Brett Merriman
7 years
Francis gets ham, egg, and avocado on an everything bagel, as does every other mom on their "cheat day"
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Francis
7 years
Every Friday, @shmerriman gets breakfast sandwiches for us. Today, no Brett, no sandwiches. And my bomb guy is on his honeymoon. SMH
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Brett Merriman
4 years
Now hang the fuck on
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Brett Merriman
4 years
Amazing what a @washed_media internship can do for your career
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Josh White
4 years
Is that former intern Klein sittin next to the big dog? @dcarterruff @kleinkubiak
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3 years
Tayshia just wouldn't even consider talking to me at a bar
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Brett Merriman
7 years
Really gotta stop thinking Red Bull vodkas are the key to life
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Brett Merriman
5 years
Can't imagine anyone else is putting pro tracer on donut holes
@circlingbackpod
Circling Back
5 years
Who would’ve thought it would be this hard to punt a pastry..
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Brett Merriman
2 years
Not sure you’re ever gonna see a worse grocery store run than your boy just now at the Westlake HEB. Ran around like a center in beer league hockey. No awareness. Same aisles 3 times, doubled the budget, full cross-store walk to get final item (shredded cheese). need to regroup
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Brett Merriman
4 years
Just the start 👀
@washed_media
Washed Media
4 years
✓ New Logo ✓ New Website
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Brett Merriman
7 years
"Blood pressure. Surprisingly good" #prayforGlennyballs
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Brett Merriman
6 years
FANCY BOY REVIEW: @UncleChaps does Crab Fries
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