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Irish Catholic = I ignore problems until they go away | Co-Host of @BoldAmericanPod on @barstoolsports | America's QB | Beat Navy

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Joined August 2009
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@CaptainCons
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I think something that speaks volumes about a guy is when a receiver is a good blocker So crucial in springing guys for big plays and not nearly as glamorous as making catches
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To each their own 1 TV works for me
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Multiple TV day @CaptainCons this is why we have em .
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Is there anything better than when your entire house is napping and you have the quiet basement to yourself to watch football?
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People think you can put “CFB” in your handle and we won’t notice when you spew silliness
@MattHayesCFB
Matt Hayes
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What are we doing here. Tulane and/or James Madison have no business in the CFP. I get it, by CFP format, one is getting in. But these two are a long way from Boise State 2024.
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That was a touchback
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Me: astrology is for the birds and only to weirdos Also me: ok Kelly was spot on about me
@kellykeegs
Kelly Keegs
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Courageous, Manipulative, Ambitious, Or Arrogant? A Complete Breakdown Of The Barstool Sports Employees' Zodiac Signs
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@dr_eeks
Eeks
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Flashback to 12 days of Christmas & lifting people on tables. https://t.co/SPhisLgbTQ
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Christmas Dinner at West Point is quite the tradition -full dress uniform as it is a formal event -plebes decorate their tables however they see fit to include cutting down small trees and bringing them inside. No rules -we eat surf and turf (thank you John Q. Taxpayer) -the
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Dave Portnoy
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Introducing #12DaysOfGametime.  @gametime is giving away a grand prize of $5k and other daily prizes. All you have to do to enter is go to https://t.co/d3GzaYpAKb
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If you hover around a 2-3 index and want scores to go way down, work on distance control from 125 and in. I was hitting balls next to a friend of mine who plays on the mini tours , and he turned to me and said: "Tell me how far to hit this wedge" I gave him random numbers
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🎄NJ Folks looking to help this Christmas season🎄 This is a great org making sure families are fed! The PeopleCare Center for Nonprofits, Inc. is collecting donations to provide Somerset County families with essential groceries this holiday season. Your generosity will
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He missed on the Ryder Cup outfits
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Outlander Magazine
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Ralph Lauren just doesn’t miss
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Imagine living in a world where you grow up eating bacon on your bfast sandwich all the while Taylor ham exists across the river Don’t get me wrong. Bacon is amazing. But Taylor ham is the greatest breakfast sandwich meat
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Frankie Borrelli
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Bacon egg and cheese over medium on a roll spk
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I'm not convinced he knows what that word means
@awfulannouncing
Awful Announcing
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Rece Davis dismisses ‘preposterous’ theory CAA’s Jimmy Sexton influences ESPN talent https://t.co/CUMkLxuxA5
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Wayne Culbreth
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@CaptainCons December 1992
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The Griswolds allowing both sets of parents to arrive 10 DAYS before Christmas is the most ridiculous part of the movie
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Christmas Dinner at West Point is quite the tradition -full dress uniform as it is a formal event -plebes decorate their tables however they see fit to include cutting down small trees and bringing them inside. No rules -we eat surf and turf (thank you John Q. Taxpayer) -the
@DrunkOldGrad
Drunk Old Grad
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Christmas Dinner.
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@Katiemoneygrabz
Kate
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Such a great episode. Highly recommend!
@DonnieDoesWorld
The Wonton Don
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Some amputees took Biz and I on the hike of a lifetime. Tune in to the Peakin British Columbia finale premiering now for a healthy dose of inspiration!
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nothing on Earth makes me feel the way that Army Navy does
@richdemarco
Rich DeMarco
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Just 10 days away from the greatest rivalry in sports… #GoArmy | 🏴‍☠️
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@SadBadgerFan
Andy ❆☃︎ North
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@CaptainCons This is a huge fucking red flag for a couple who are engaged
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one of my favorite things of summer of 2016 was sitting on the porch of my shore house on Saturday mornings and going through all the gifs and tweets of SAFTB instant good mood
@KFCradio
KFC Radio
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Feitelberg on the Rise of 'Saturdays Are For The Boys' ft. Tom Pelphrey - NEW Episode OUT NOW https://t.co/3NfkV9ZZ0I
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