Dillon Cheverere
@DCheverere
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My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop.
I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”
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Me on my first day at Standing School
John Harbaugh said the biggest issue with Josh Allen is that he does everything well
#RavensFlock
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Me trying to diffuse a situation in a bar that my very drunk friend started with a group of large individuals
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The most efficient announcement you’ll ever see
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"Let it fucking rip, man"
*removes sunglasses*
"Let it rip"
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It's like he completely forgot he had the Olympics coming up
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Not trying to be dramatic but this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life
I knew he'd get to the Panera lemonade at some point.
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The term "savage" is so overused but how else can you describe what's going on here
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Not to sound too dramatic but all of my happiness for the entire 2024 depends on how well some college kids play a football game tonight
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Every kid in my 5th grade class used to do this. Move the fuck on
UCLA student body president is under fire for making an offensive Bloods gang sign in leaked photo
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I just walked into my bathroom and The Homie was on all fours with his pelvis kind of lowered over my bathroom scale. I asked what he was doing and he said “weighing my pee pee”
I’m proud of him?
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1. No pass rush
2. No coverage
3. Threw behind him
I’m sure the league is scared after seeing this.
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I'm not wild about the term "spirit animal" but I definitely just found mine and it's this dabbing turtle
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When you bring your one black friend over but you forget to tell him your dad is super racist
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The Grinch halfway through the second verse of You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
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When the Super Bowl is over and you remember tomorrow is Monday
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Chip the buffalo taking a rolled t-shirt right to the dick at a million miles per hour is one of the best things to ever happen to me
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Nothing puts me in the Christmas spirit like watching Ralphie bash that ginger's face in.
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Mac Jones walks like a high school math teacher making his way across campus
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About to order The Homie’s school pics. I can’t believe he did it to em like this
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Fuck...and I can’t emphasize this enough...you
I’ve never understood as a man why you would date, or marry a single mother if you’re single with no kids of your own.
Seems to me he doesn’t feel he has options or doesn’t value himself as a man.
I’d feel like I was a backup plan helping raise another man’s kids. 🤷🏼♂️
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When you have a game to coach at noon but a 1920s murder to solve at 7
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Trying to explain to Parks that there are thousands of strangers out there who know him as “The Homie” and his response is “Well guess what...I don’t talk to strangers.”
What a guy.
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U.S. soldier returns from Afghanistan to surprise his GF on the lawn of the FSU-Pike house:
http://t.co/jPeZ60nJxg
http://t.co/Uo2heg4RF8
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Hi
@KaceyMusgraves
this is our one-week-old horse, Kacey Musgraves. That’s her name and she cute
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I couldn't help myself I had to write about this asshole
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When you drop your daughter off at freshmen orientation & a group of guys drive by & shout sexual obscenities @ her
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If Matty B takes it 90+ to the house on your defense you have to quit right then and there
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They sent the tallest woman they had to interview him. Incredible
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Slow delivery, weak arm, too short to be prototypical pocket passer, needs to add weight
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A girl in Parks’ kindergarten class told him she loves him today but he didn’t say it back. He told me he secretly loves her though so I guess he’s playing the game.
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While you’re here, whatever you do, please do NOT listen to my podcast. Available on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts
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Check your girl’s house
Des Moines Police need help identifying this man they say assaulted a security guard.
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Real convo just now with my five-year-old:
Me: “Parks, why is it so hot outside?”
Parks: “I don’t know maybe someone pooped outside and the poop was so hot that it made it hot.”
I just feel like that’s not why.
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Proud dad alert. This is one of my favorite videos of all time.
Get the tape measure out for Parks’ first ever base hit. I cut the video so I could yell obnoxiously for him. I might have been happier than he was.
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Me on my first day of hair combing school
Dom Capers at the podium. Spoke of the changes since the franchise started back in 1995.
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My son after we made three stops to buy his soccer cleats, donuts, and a new toy: “We are absolutely killing it today”
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It's wild that Texas State is going to upset A&M tomorrow night
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Bae is kicking me out of the house tomorrow so she can have a girls night there. Hey guess what. Daddy is stepping out with the boys and drinking Irish beers until I get arrested
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I brought my mom, who has Lyme disease and hasn’t had an appetite for 15 mf years, some edibles from my recent Colorado trip. Homegirl is eating and feeling good
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Hey people who enter an elevator before letting people off first, we live in a society
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I've been thinking about it a lot today and I've finally decided after much consideration that I am getting absolutely annihilated tonight
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No one bring it up but Dave just shattered a guy’s living room window with his golf ball and he’s asking him to pay for it
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Yeah I can see how that would be problematic
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@WilldeFries
Hey man I’m not great with computers but have you tried logging off and then literally never logging back on again
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I've been a good boy and haven't had a drink in nearly a week, and I'm happy to report that after much consideration, I am getting absolutely annihilated tonight
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Parks is opening a lemonade (and Pokémon card) stand today and will be donating all the money he brings in to
@Everytown
to help end gun violence (his idea). You can donate to his mom’s Venmo to contribute if you’d like. Venmo handle is dallas-cheverere
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Literally nothing. Will be trying this later today.
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How embarrassing for you not to know who these guys are
Not sure who these guys are, but my sports allegiances are clear:
(1) I’ll root for any TX team against any non-TX team &
(2) I’ll root for Houston against anybody.
I grew up cheering for Jose Cruz &
@astros
I bleed Rockets red & was at game 7 in 94 for our 1st championship!
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When you hit the blunt too hard and see it coming around again
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A girl got me to try brussel sprouts for the first time in 25 years. It’s amazing what they’re doing with brussel sprouts these days
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What if the entire internet suddenly knew you were a
#FingersInTheBootyAssBitch
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Give him his minute
VIDEO: Father of sexual abuse victims charges Larry Nassar in court during sentencing
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When I finally link with the homies after Covid
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John Legend could convince me to walk into oncoming traffic if he sang it to me.
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6 year olds will be "really into dinosaurs" and think it's a whole personality
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My uncle’s service dog just alerted him that his blood sugar is too high by placing her paw on him. She knew this by smell. Dogs are incredible
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I will lose sleep over this video tonight
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I’m still here, player. You’ll hear my voice again in the hopefully near future
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