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Ya GOTTA protect the Moneymakers baby!!!! 1st hot tub
@OnlyStansShow
w/
@Angiechatur
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@EddieBarstool
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GREAT convo.
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I have no idea if this person is a 3rd grader or has a 401k
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1 small step for man, 1 giant leap for gabagool
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Adam Sandler is literally God’s gift to this planet. What a speech. What a human.
Long live the Sandman.
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The greatest voicemail there ever was from one Jerry Stiller.
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I JUST SANG ROCKSTAR ON STAGE WITH NICKELBACK. This is it. Thank you
@ontheguestlist1
pod. Thank you Chad Kroeger. Thank you Nickelback.
It’s all downhill from here. I’m actually crying.
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I’m fucking dead
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Can't believe Derek Carr is gonna be tossing touchdowns on the same land Leslie Chow nakedly jumped out of a trunk
The Raiders have purchased this 62-acre site in Las Vegas for their new stadium at the cost of $77.5 million (via
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I am open to going to dinner if you are
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Emily Ratajkowski says she’s willing to date ‘anyone’ who wants to ‘take her to dinner’
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5 years ago today Caleb made me run down the street & my life changed forever. Little fun fact my mom waited outside the interview in that silver car you can see. Here's to many more years to come!!!!
Thank you IMMENSELY for giving me a life
@stoolpresidente
@calebpressley
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I love you
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I saw a few people tag me in this…Finally watched it. I am stunned. Literally stunned.
That IS me in the form of snow.
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It’s so underrated how Arizona is literally just Mars with a bunch of bars & golf courses
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No doubt Daniel Jones told me to get the fuck out of a party in high school
Daniel Jones looks like every Garden City kid that went to Chaminade
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There’s 2 kinds of people in this world...Nickelback fans & liars.
Thank you for your time.
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If anyone needs me I’ll be over here crying in the United States of America
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Can I just say one thing-
It’s INSANE how long they’re at the house in Wedding Crashers.
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Just made a baby her formula on my flight while her mom was tied up holding her.
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear Hawaiian shirts.
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Find me another show where my dumb ass is gonna serenade Piano Man to Kodak Black as we all cut up a rug. Impossible.
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I refuse to ever be in the same room as this wizard again.
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4 years ago today! The scariest and BEST day of my life!!! Here’s to 44444444444444 more.
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Is it just me or has the hot sauce from Chipotle gotten ABSURDLY hotter recently?
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I'm one step closer to my dream of owning a bar in which you can pay a $20 cover charge and the bar puts all the money from that on a game for the whole bar to watch in unison. If the bet wins everyone gets a beer & shot. Please don't steal my million dollar idea.
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Happy 58th birthday to the mothafuckin' fuckin' one who calls the shots, James Gandolfini!
The undisputed GOAT.
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Honestly amazing response from Courtney 🐶🐶🐶
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So hyped to see all my fellow fats at some random salad spot for lunch today
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My whole life my family has joked my mom had an affair with Mr. Met. Don’t head shame bro
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THIS IS THE BEST REGULAR SEASON GAME WITH 0 PLAYOFF IMPLICATIONS EVER
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This DM I just got is the most pressure I’ve ever felt in my life.
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“Stop crying, it’s just a movie”
The movie:
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I can't believe I'm actually gonna have to tell my grandkids there used to be things called fucking Snow Days
NEW: NYC Public Schools will have remote learning instead of snow days next school year, the NYC Dept. of Education announced.
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If you don’t watch Goodfellas at some point today you need to unfollow me. I’m so sad. RIP Ray Liotta.
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The Cleveland Guardians are gonna fucking dominate the Arena Football League this year I can’t wait
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The Breadman just traded a stick for a toy for his dog & now I’m crying in the club
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Vinny Chase after Medellin
Cam Newton asked about possible retirement on
@WEEI
"After putting out this film?...I can't go out like this."
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Happy Birthday
@stoolpresidente
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Thank you for quite literally giving me a life. Love you.
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I’m worth 3 and a half million dollars that the government knows about
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Is Easter a day people do alcohols? I'm thinking about doing some alcohols today
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Alright I laughed whatever
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TSA just confiscated my bottle of Chick Fil A sauce I bought.
Bad start to the day. Real bad.
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Just a great day at the office today.
*plz don’t make fun of my pants & let me enjoy this*
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The Sopranos premiered to the world on January 10th, 1999!
THEREFORE 21 years ago today there was no Ziti at AJ Soprano's 13th Birthday party. Maybe that's the reason he turned out to be such a little asshole?
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3 friggen million! After all the awesome opportunities
@stoolpresidente
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Let’s keep it going!!!
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I laughed
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SOME PERSONAL NEWS...
I’ve just found out I will be spending my Saturday night making a video here courtesy of
@sopranoscon
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Bad tit day for me.
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I would like it on record Drew instantly said I have very soft lips.
Just want that on record.
Drew Barrymore.
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Me whenever someone says they didn’t like the Sopranos ending
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Don’t sit here and tell me these pieces of cheese don’t look EXACTLY like Virginia & North Carolina
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We as a society really do not give Old Bay seasoning the respect it deserves
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This is literally just Ryan Gosling in his house in Crazy, Stupid, Love
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I just landed in Buffalo and instantly called Wingnutz only to get an automated message that they already sold out for the day 3 hours ago.
Damn you,
@PardonMyTake
. DAMN YOU!
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Parents got me golf lessons for Christmas. I’ll see you dorks in Augusta.
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Need a backstory on the Tank’s Philly variant
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I am wearing Joggers for the first time today and let me tell ya...
If you are a fat and not in Joggers you are missing OUT. These things are awesome.
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Be quiet. I’m in waste management.
This guy absolutely frequents the Bing and is involved in several crimes of the organized variety
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2 best friends watching Goodfellas (their favorite movie)
8/05/23, Arrowhead Stadium.
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Who at Snapchat thought it would be a good idea to take off the little Story Countdown meter? Very dumb!
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Rumor has it Jennifer Aniston is looking for a ‘Regular Guy’. I find myself quite regular.
Here’s my official application. If you’re a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend please forward to her. Thank you!
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Hasbullah absolutely CONNECTED there
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Hey you BBQ Twitter fucks. I’m doing a whole hog today. Updates to follow. I’m ready for war.
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I can’t stop giggling at the thought of Ciara & Sheryl Crow watching
@DanaBeers_
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