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I have been trapped in elevators 13 separate times mostly during college (7 year bachelor's) for a cumulative total of 23 hours | former divekick world champ
Joined December 2014
12000 years ago Sophia shattered the Demiurge into three pieces and trapped him in corporeal form in the third dimension as silicon, oil, and pitchblende. The earth was then flooded and the memories of man were erased.
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I'm gonna be honest it looks like he can for real to me.
spent the last hour going down the rabbit hole of this autistic black guy on instagram who thinks he can create leaf tornados
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Now that's a woman.
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bro said oh word an 11 year old 👀 send her to me.
Drake responds to Kendrick, says he doesn't have a daughter 👀. "Send her to me. these guys are in shambles"
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I'd be spilling beer and sauces of various kinds all over this.
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Set all this bullshit up in the fridge for some likes and had to take it all back out again.
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I no joke used to work for a woman who used one of these and I have never in my life met anyone even remotely close to her level of intelligence. Real bitch though.
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Yeah right
(1/3) We are releasing a photo of the handgun that was in Manuel Esteban Paez Teran’s possession when a Georgia State Patrol trooper was shot on January 18 at the site of the future Atlanta Public Safety Training Center.
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@brianbjay I was thinking about your potato and when she sent the tart it was like a flashbang went off.
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here's what you would look like if you were white
Homeless drug addicts should be arrested on sight and put in rehabilitation camps. Anyone who disagrees with this policy is an idiot.
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One year ago today I was high on acid trying to calm my neolib girlfriend down because she was crying so hard about rbg that she threw up on the paint counter at ace hardware and I told her that her legacy will last forever because she's a justice still in Futurama.
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On shrooms at a street festival and I can hear the nirnroot chimes coming from a 5' 4" officer's holster.
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Molly Ringwald in here brotha I don't care about michael jackson and whatever little boy he took sittin back there.
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This the nazgûl's mom.
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🚨BREAKING!🚨 Popular Twitch streamer Asmongold DIES live on stream from what doctors are calling an "X-Files Tier" fungal blood infection
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Playing dolls with the Internet cartoons like a big boy.
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@GarakPassive @lmNOTcatholic @heyraptor Poste also allegedly ran around a group of kids, taking them on hikes and such teaching them to tourture and kill animals, and only being referred to by the kids as "the old man".
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RIp Barbara Walters 💯 u kno babs kept that shit goopy for 93 solid.
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Regardless of who wins everyone in my family thinks my uncle will react in a way that leads to him dying in an officer involved shooting. Some of us have money on it.
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Showing everyone at work what I got for Christmas at the first all-staff of 2025
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You drink this you gonna have diarrhea for the rest of your life.
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Fuck you mean real pokemon fossils.
The Pokémon Fossil Museum is bringing real and fake Pokémon fossils to the U.S. next year.
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From now on if you make ober 150k and you have actually given therapy a serious shot and you're still unhappy career wise the answer is get over it. you make more money than most people ever will by triple and you can use that money to find happiness elsewhere.
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@daveloach2 One time when I was on a bunch of shrooms at the bar I came in my pants watching a pretty girl eat a really sloppy cheeseburger.
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@nonbinaryfenris she needs no fixing. I promise you that you are so far beneath her it's incomprehensible
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In north korea you have to jack off to a nude picture of kim jong un every day in front of an inspector. The inspector is also jacking off. If you dont cum they will feed you to a big dragon
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In a car on Thanksgiving day driving for 14 hours so I'm playing RuneScape leagues on a hotspot and being the emotional buffer between my mom and wife who are both immature and hate each other, like always.
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@winkleypickles dawg lookin at this now this mf got at least 3 different hot dog brands goin on.
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@Iameaschris One time I went out to get the mail and there was some random guys doordash order on my stoop and it was 9 extra mayo mc chickens
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Bout three hundred of these in my house and I don't have any idea where a single one is.
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Indian guy getting a full back piece of an oktoberfest keg and Otto von Bismarck in front of a massive nazi flag.
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@SweatieAngle Can I get a enchalada pic with your sauce on and one without it on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your guac in any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic of your enchaladas from the front and one where they're spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of your.
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@firagawalkwthme Try to see if your county has a volunteer list for clinics, I'm probably a little lucky since the better half is in healthcare but I got mine for volunteering to manage traffic at a drive thru clinic.
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Formerly Sneeds.
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@Actuallilypup @PLUSH_WITCH If you feel thia way making 400k a year and have an extra 20 hours of time (or more since he's remote) you need to do some serious self reflection on entitlement. Im not saying youre not allowed to have problems but most pwople woukd kill for a fraction of these resources.
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This is the single gayest thing any human being could possibly do ever.
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@gay_kyle2 Not me I'd be like duuuuuude you know Qaaltar?? Then we'd make him do whippets until he started calling Eisenhower racial slurs.
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I dead serious just seen a leprechaun at ace hardware buying a weed whipper.
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@MILFmassacre Dude it's so goated genuinely I have one at all 3 of my desks and one in Mt car.
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Jack black is doing a loosh sacrifice on Kyle gass and their 30 year friendship so he can have a 12 million dollar one line cameo saying "poopy" in minions 5: the minions take gaza.
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@lilvvvvv @hotsplifs That's ok I can just go to your media tab and look at a pic of your butthole.
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When da archons tryna bs me after i die but im thugged up psychically
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Made the first arrest of his entire career, was texting his wife to brag, drove into a river, killing himself and extrajudicially murdering a woman. Rot in hell.
🔹 Blessed Are The Peacemakers 🔹. Deputy Sheriff Robert J. Leonard. Meigs County Sheriff's Office, Tennessee. End of Watch: Wednesday, February 14, 2024. #EnoughIsEnough #OfficerDown #EOW #ThinBlueLine
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Several years ago I watched I jelly roll do a fat line in the green room and then immediately puke into the rest of the coke AND shit in his pants and the show had to get rain checked to the next night because nobody could figure out where to buy clothes big enough that night.
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Was talking to a girl at the bar and could tell through her sweatpants she had a huge bush but when i said i had medical ketamine and collected retro survival horrors she started barking and following me around.
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@YouthAuth0rity @krispbea She made that place an unfathomable amount of money and was straight up banned from many bar trivia leagues.
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