does anyone have that tumblr post where some goes “i love that i can jack off to men now” and someone else goes “now?” and the first person explains how they tried to “bi-hack” their brain when they were a teen but got covid and lost their identity and built a new, bisexual one
just saw this screenshot and i have to speak my shit. this is 10000% fake and the fact that he didn’t even save the file to get rid of the asterisk pisses me off
i love this photo i feel like it would be fun as fuck to mow these suckers down with a mounted machine gun and they’re all making the exact same “urgh…” sound clip when you kill them
@nonbinaryfenris
when i first read the post on reddit i thought he went with another friend without telling her but i’m now realizing that the friend was part of the plan from the start?? like why would he intentionally dodge her that’s insane
i love this image because i know it’s tiny but my brain just cannot see it as anything other than a giant brick of cookie. like he’s muttering “they gave me the damn goyblock again…” while gnawing on a 6 inch long slab of cookie like it’s hardtack
does anyone have that tumblr post where some goes “i love that i can jack off to men now” and someone else goes “now?” and the first person explains how they tried to “bi-hack” their brain when they were a teen but got covid and lost their identity and built a new, bisexual one
i love this photo i feel like it would be fun as fuck to mow these suckers down with a mounted machine gun and they’re all making the exact same “urgh…” sound clip when you kill them
MF DOOM: Hulkamaniac, a real sharp brainiac
His sound so superior, the crowd can’t help but crane they neck
Sample of racist cereal commercial: Ooh! Rooks dericious!
newest fistful of frags update just revealed that the lead dev has been missing for 6 months and then they just start talking about the halloween update?
the dark souls bloodstain mechanic is the funniest thing ever put into a game, a dedicated "let's see what three stooges bullshit happened to the last guy who came through here" button
★★★★✩
pretty good
pretty good food
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awful!!
a man at the table next to me seemed to be orgasming in public and staff did nothing!!! will not be returning!!!
★★★★★
really good food
i came several times
Oh, I have just one more thing to ask you. I couldn’t help but notice that every time we touch, I get this… feeling. And every time we kiss, I swear we could fly. Isn’t that peculiar?
to be clear i don't think op is really doing anything malicious it's just an offputting sub in general and the awards on this post were particularly egregious
@bootleghomiee
this cuts out my favorite part which is that this flashback is preceded by xavier going “i know how you feel…” and followed by him going “at least, i would, if that kind of thing has actually happened to me”
She Paul Ma Cartney til I shoot five shots from my snubnose revolver!
𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐓𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝.
She Lenn On my John til I shoot five shots from my snubnose revolver!
the dark souls bloodstain mechanic is the funniest thing ever put into a game, a dedicated "let's see what three stooges bullshit happened to the last guy who came through here" button
thought this was someone doing a bit about buying shitty shovelware and pretending it’s a lucky find but apparently this is genuinely worth a thousand dollars
@EverythingOnARM
it is the antisemitic 4chan thing, the original guy who took this photo called it a “goyblock” because he blames the jews for airline food not being entire roast chickens on silver platters (not a joke!)