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Joined March 2020
i'm not even kidding when i say he should have to prove this on live television today or face criminal charges for stock market manipulation.
Elon Musk says the first neuralink patient can now control a computer mouse with their thoughts.
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yes i can
You don’t get to complain about grocery prices and also support terrorists attacking supply lines.
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fwiw i think anyone who hits an italian cop in the face so hard that they drop out of the olympics is already a gold medal winner.
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the smartest thing to do regarding a CONFIRMED HITTER is to have video of you created detailing how you are trying to fuck with his movement. make sure it shows out the window of your home! this is critical. don't forget to show your face and name!.
Riley Walz explaining how he found where the United Healthcare CEO murderer probably fled to using Citi bike data. 12/4/24
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i will never, in my goddamn life, care more about a tourist than a homeless person. the fact that you included them as some kind of class that needs to be protected from people you personally screwed over shows how charred the walnut in your chest that you call a heart really is.
You know why NY’s ‘recovery’ isn’t happening? This photo today on the E Train at 6:45am at 42nd & 8th says it all. Why should working people & tourists be subjected to this? How’s it fair to those who need services? Imagine the cops’ frustration with no support to deal with it!
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stimulus: $1400. me, cackling as my landlord starves: one avocado toast please.
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swifties about to invent a form of anti-indian racism so intense it makes the british raj seem chill.
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i would like everyone to take a moment an appreciate what my hometown did to our welcome sign to encourage healthy pandemic habits
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god took your legs for a reason.
🚨 LEAKED blueprint of the next Hezbollah communications device after their pagers and walkie-talkies remotely detonated.
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floridians should have to bow and press their foreheads to the ground when anyone from an actual state walks past them.
The Miami Beach government has released a commercial aimed at deterring spring breakers from visiting.
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GET A REAL JOB.
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you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
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if you tried to bring this into america they would arrest you for being a nerd.
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𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥, 𝟏𝟖𝟎𝟓. 𝐍𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐄𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞. 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐎𝐜𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐬.
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this is literally the funniest thing i have seen since the pandemic started
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lmfao apparently hamas caught one of the idf bitches from that video where they're all dancing very badly. this one.
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why would you post this man.
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@Phearocious_ you have a maggot's perception of the world and are not worthy of speaking to me.
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when dudes come up from eating pussy and do that thing where they climb up towards the face i imagine this is the girl's pov
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you do not deserve the gift of sight.
This is so low budget oh my God 😭 And it’s hailed as peak cinema what?? 😭😭😭
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brie larson is the 2nd best white woman named after a cheese, gotta give her that.
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@serenawilliams you are legit blowing almost three decades of public goodwill with this. stop.
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@machinegrlkelly this man saw midsommar and made his entire personality not being the boyfriend from it. guaranteed he is blacklisted from at least 4 bars for being weird to people.
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jfk got shot in the head on camera and was never publicly owned like this
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he looks like the only bond villain james would just fire on the moment the monologuing starts.
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your state is the country's backyard. you live in the yard. like an animal. know your place.
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wrong
Still haven't provided any evidence they destroyed a single Israeli tank.
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shoutout to everyone thinking about my cum and overall genital health. y'all the real ones.
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the coolest plug i ever knew carried a little brown bag full of these to make change for folks because it made him feel like a wizard.
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got into a fight with someone who called my gf the n word (hard r). prolly gonna have a shiner.
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I wish you could become a fighter pilot but divorced from politics and any existing military. there should be private dogfights. once we make electric fighter jets obviously. I don’t want it to hurt the environment. but I think that would be fun for everybody.
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actually getting to fuck a big tiddy mommy goth gf is such a humbling experience.
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@afrocosmist i did so much shit this weekend in celebration of zelda releasing that if i put it all in a bag and waved it at him it would retroactively delete both sides of his bloodline from existence.
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whomever's dog is not on a leash is the party at fault. you don't automatically get to beat people up because your unleashed dog runs out of your yard and starts shit with a pit.
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i'm refusing to take any more benadryl recreationally until they add a hat woman to the experience. Will You Take The Pledge.
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Basic math explains why mass immigration destroys wages and smashes family formation .
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HOW DID THE SHELL GET THERE YOU STUPID MOTHERFJCKERS.
BREAKING: One journalist was killed and six others wounded when an Israeli shell landed on a group of international journalists covering clashes on the border in south Lebanon.
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@natwisp i want to give them one of those puzzles that is bits of bent metal linked together.
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@HOL0DOMOR imagine what's gonna happen when they find out that mrs. dolly parton, not taylor, is and always will be the favourite daughter of tennessee.
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IT'S STRESSED OUT BECAUSE YOU KEEP BOMBING WHERE IT LIVES YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.
Touching footage of IDF soldiers who found abandoned dogs in Gaza. You can see these dogs are petrified but happy at the same time. Dogs are treated like absolute shit in Gaza plus they have been through hell with the war & starving yet look how IDF soldiers embrace them
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do you want white people to use spices or not you fucking loser.
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@cremieuxrecueil Interesting. I find that playing a very difficult video game is an excellent barometer for mental acuity.
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(seeing a guy who has 100% cum in a woman's pussy) what gay shit is this.
As a man what makes u agree to this like yea babes we can have matching mermaid outfits
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all i know is that i would be poly for stav and monogamous for rachel and that anyone who disagrees carries the sin of lying in their heart.
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sydney sweeney is way too hot for me to care that her family is weird.
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