they let a sapphic white boy on Gaydar

my gps just started saying “save me, save me” over and over again. Probably nothing.

the rest is still unwritten pimp.

the women crave for Marge

bro why were you mewing at mom’s funeral.

Spider-Man after an amateur wrestler smoked his uncle.

Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created.

found this Recess cbd beverage in a cup of ice to be breathtaking

I do not recall posting this. offer still stands.

Double standards smh.

oh so when Mook Morris does it he gets a headline but when I do it’s all “you put you and your family within an inch of their life” and “if you so much as cross state lines we’re putting one through the back of your skull”.

telling my rich friends with boats that their sails luffing.

it’s August as fuck.

Can I be loved genuinely

eat the brown part of the banana white boy.

had a dream the moon was this exact color/haziness and didn’t even see it last night, that’s a first lol.

when I put my electric toothbrush in its charger it makes the same exact noise as a medkit from Half Life 2. this soothes me.

RT @bobbyklooper: Looking at blizzards on the Dairy Queen website.

most Providence I’ve dressed in a minute

so sick

Clipse was a movie