Do you even lift bro? Do I even lift??? Yeah bro I lift. I lift your fucking spirits up. How have you been? Everything ok? I miss you. Let’s grab lunch sometime.

no wonder she so horny. bobble head ass

after seeing every NFL team play i can confidently say there are about 3 good offenses in the league. What a joke

So hilarious Ben Johnson has to deal with JJ McCarthy

the worst part about green bay winning is because now i know about a million midwesterners are having a good day. that don’t sit right with me. #OnePride

turns out betting NFL week 1 was a horrible idea and none of the pre-season expectations really held up :|

how could this ever happen?

lucchese’s with the volcom skate pant. go big blue #UofM

holy fuck clemson is garbage HAHAHAHAH

i lost my touch

she finally got her finger up my ass…

edging my balls

“USE MY BODY TO KEEP YOU ALIVE” …

finally my watermelon is ripe

i need everyone at this dinner to commit suicide

Zuckerberg saying Meta intends to spend at least 600 billion in the US Zuckerberg at the end caught on a hot mic

jalen carter you owe me $75 you irresponsible twat.

man i love when the ice cream truck comes by

mouth watering thoughts

my car after Staind and 3 Doors Down go back to back on shuffle making me want to tear my eyes out crying

insane that folks are interested in replying seriously to shit like this… trying to think of the dumbest shit i care about and it’s not even remotely as fucking lame as this