Goodnight to all my friends thank you for the support

This with some eggs maybe

I’m working on something

Probably just gonna go out for sex tonight, you want me to bring you any home?

Found my high school night guard how exciting!!! Hateeedd wearing that haha !! Now my teeth grind themselves flatter every night, and sometimes…. they chip!!! I wish I could talk her today!! Hahah

My coworker thought I was 22 but it’s because I shaved my mustache

My coworker thought I was 22 but it’s because I did heroin for 3 years and it froze me in time

I love my pharmacist she reminds me of the Jewish woman from Seinfeld

‘til the room smells like dog surgery

Hey we noticed you from across the gym and your form is really weird

For anyone going to the Geese show please know you can’t hit them with your car it’s verry illegal

Okay Glenn we’ll call it Astro Zombies.. just stop hitting us

#girldad !!!

My dads the grim reaper

Duddee I got the nutting professor for chem lab /:

$400,000 or dinner with $100,000⁉️

Actually they all are… except for Keith and Davide

I’m buying a sail boat, I will tweet from the Bermuda Triangle

Danni and Diana are starting to piss me off…or their edit is really bad #BelowDeck

Does anyone have a boat they can put me on, I’m ready to sail away

Why is Hobbes little spoon when he’s 3x bigger