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jeff mangum fan account. slam pig manager: @bman434_x
Joined July 2012
They are getting a divorce.
My boss told me how him and his wife are now polyamorous, and I watched the light fade from his eyes as he told me more about it.
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Found a cat on the side of the road, spca won’t take her, animal control is closed. I will have a cat for a little
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Is he stupid or something.
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Me: *showing my aliens a movie’*. Alien: ⌇⍜. ⍙⊑⏃⏁ ⎅⍜⟒⌇ ⊑⟒ ⎅⍜?. Me: he drives.
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You brake checked me? My baby is car-seatless rolling around the floor like a water bottle, and you brake check me?.
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I would hit the other adults because of everything going on at home.
Say what you will about polyamory this seems like a good fat dab hit activity.
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dating a guy that actively wants to hold me and touch me tenderly
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The little one would outsmart the big one.
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My dad said he hated anxiety medication because it made him less anxious.
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One time I told a coworker I was going through a breakup and she said “I’m not :)”.
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He lost something today
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Autistic music and weapon Dad or southern mega church religious mom
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Joining a poly relationship and kicking the main one out.
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I’m 5’3 and 1 quarter if anyone wants to make short fat idiots.
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My cat always sits with his whole hole touching whatever he sits on, is this normal
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The SPCA was weird about taking him over the phone yesterday but they asked if we wanted to surrender him when we went in person today. I can’t imagine abandoning him when someone else probably did. So I think we’re keeping him. Got some info so he’s getting vaccinated tomorrow!.
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*bpd voice* I’ve been having some hateful thoughts about you I’d like to share over text if you’d enjoy that.
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I wish he could have a grilled cheese and tomato soup I would cook him that for in between naps
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My boss told me how him and his wife are now polyamorous, and I watched the light fade from his eyes as he told me more about it.
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I said I’d get too jealous and he said “yeah… it’s something to navigate…”.
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Trying to get him to play with toys but he really fw’s tv and cocomelon. gen alpha 🙄.
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@Divine7Danielle This was before any boycotts, at the time she was talking about how I was working at a Starbucks, and how they removed “Christ from Christmas”, not about Israel or Native Americans. She loves Israel #Rat !.
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Is there a food you can eat 24/7 all day and enjoy .While staying slender and beautiful besides celery or onion.
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I didn’t realize cats don’t blink that often so I was filming him scaring me then he caught my vibe and decided to be cute I guess
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It’s a boy!!!!!!!!! I assumed it was a girl based on quick glances.
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I can’t even look my parents in the eye.
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@behindtheveil13 @siIIymonkey Not for hookups you have to disrespect them as much as possible.
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It’s Ok To Leave Your Dog In A Hot Car.
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Gonna see if he’s chipped (doubt it). Then see if he can get his shots today. Also gonna get his eye looked at, I don’t know how long he was there for. He was fucking uppp some fancy feast.
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