@StephenKing
If you think this war is about two men's differences, you should perhaps try reading some non-fiction now and then.
Alternatively, if you think you're being funny, thousands of dead Ukrainians are definitely not laughing.
@DefenceU
Yes, it's probably wise to stop at the Chinese border. We don't want an international incident. Please send a postcard when you cross the Urals. 🤗💪🇺🇦
@yasminalombaert
BREAKING: after a high level meeting earlier today at [redacted], a NAFO spokesshibe stated "the Commonwealth of Independent Agents stands with Moldova!"
Anonymous sources claim construction of a Tiraspol Black Site is already underway.
@joshua_landis
Yes, because a large majority of the people living in Crimea wants to be a part of Ukraine. Since that is obvious to anyone, I can only draw one conclusion here. What is it? Money or kompromat?
@PM_ViktorOrban
@Bundeskanzler
Welcome to Twitter!
As one lapdog to another, let me ask you: are Putin's treats as tasty as they say? Or is he just using the kompromat on you?
@jurgen_nauditt
NAFO got your back,
@kajakallas
! From the Supreme The Fella Council to the lowly Periscope Room operator watching for ruzzian infiltration, we stand by you - vigilant, somewhat organized and very smooth-brained!
@prezidentpavel
Good morning,
@prezidentpavel
. Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to fly the same aerobatics routine in this beauty, then land in Ivano-Frankivsk and hand the keys over to the new owner. Do you accept?
@UKikaski
"in the villages of Novoprokopovka and Novopokrovka".
After victory, we need to have a serious talk about a village naming reform in Ukraine. 😆
@markomihkelson
I'm too ashamed of the West and myself to use any of my funny boost memes here. Ukraine bleeds for us, because we let this happen, because we dilly-dallied. 🤬