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when some dude replies to your egirl first
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174 pictures of my girl and 1 empty in case I find a cool rock
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puffer snoopy you have to stop. ur jacket too puffy, your icing lines too clean, your beanie too cozy. they’ll eat you
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pour up (josh), head shot (josh)
sit down (josh), stand up (josh)
pass out (josh), wake up (josh)
faded (josh), faded (josh)
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give a man a baja and he blasts for a day, teach a man to baja and he blasts for a lifetime
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1485, Hernán Cortés:
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@TheDrunkJake
lady in front of my ordered a Starbucks drink with 8 pumps of different flavors on top of whatever it already had lmao my eyebrows just kept going up as she kept listing things
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@crunchyslice
I will emerge at the end of a month with a powerful raccoon ally and enough money to build my own bunker. I don’t see the downside?
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"sir, the shower food review guy dropped his plate of indian food in the shower"
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@hannahabstract
ok lots of issues here but why is she using the outside of the bag??? that shit is not clean lol
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going to buy some eggs
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who tf addicted to photoshop lmao
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goth moth goth moth goth moth
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congrats to the scientists who achieved energy positive fusion, I achieved positive and energetic fusion with your moms last night
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kinda sucks that we have a sex number (nice) and a weed number (nice) but not a pasta number (mama mia)
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it’s always kyle plant emoji give me money and never kyle plant emoji give me love and affection
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thank you for your tireless contributions to equality mr worldwide
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Not one subway sandwich artist ran into the WTC on 911. Remember that.
Not one NFL player ran into the WTC on 911. Remember that. Cops did.
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I see the
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fuck a follower challenge:
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my gf called me in the middle of the night cry laughing over a cat named green bean casserole
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