my boss threatening to write me up the day after she told me about cheating on her husband gives me a once in a life time opportunity to do the funniest thing possible
someone just gave me shit for saying I thrifted most of my dishes and silverware because “you don’t know who used it before you” just WAIT until they find out how restaurants work
I had a plan when I moved to AZ to download tinder and get my meals paid for by going on a date with a different guy every day but I have a crush on the FIRST guy I tried to finesse, FUCK
username for my company log in is the first letter of your first name and first three letters of your last name which is super sick for someone named sarah luther