Owen Wilson has made around $217,838,000 from his movies. He averages around 3500 words per movie in 47 movies. That's about $1,324 per word. "Wow" was 102 of those words. Owen Wilson has made roughly $135,072 from saying wow goodnight twitter
I overheard an old grandpa at lunch say he had tipped $20 on a 12 person dinner the night before and his wife laughed and said "oh honey that probably was more than enough to pay for her rent" and this is why I support euthanasia
Take $150 out your Stimulus. Give it to a gem dealer in Ethiopia. Now you own your own uncut opal. Find a buyer. Know who would like this? Kevin Garnett. Now you have $200,000. Place that on a parlay with the Celtics. Now you have $1,229,000. You owe someone money. He kills you.
got asked if I could do a Mac Miller piece but they wanted it themed off the Circles album, had to come up with a concept for it but the first trial looks promising
*girl posts a cute picture*
Middle Aged White Man with a wife and three kids: u r such a dirty little slut, wht r u going 2 do for daddy?
*opens man's page*
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God is good and glorious, all praise be unto him
Let's start a thread of your worst Tinder hook up, mine was when we we're doing it doggy style and her cat jumps onto the bed and scratches my ass so I reach back and push it off the bed a little to hard and it thuds into the wall and we had to stop so she could go check on it.
Imagine being so ugly that the woman you impregnated makes up a story and tells everyone she was a virgin and she refuses to admit that you are the father so a whole religion gets formed
college students of twitter, what do you put in your ramen? I threw a miniature lime, cayenne pepper, small amount of garlic pepper in some shrimp flavored.
someone sent me a snapchat that said "why is my forehead so big" and I really sent back "so I can give it more kisses" fuck I feel like Noah Centimeter
The conversation on consent is really messed up. The fact we need to still have this conversation with grown men is messed up. The fact a grown man said this without seeing a problem with it is messed up. No always means no.
Men try to think of the last time you were in a situation where you felt the need for a self defense weapon. That's a fear women have daily. Don't be ignorant, be aware of the situations women face and be better than that.
per•for•ma•tive ac•tiv•ism
white people waking up yesterday, see they charged the other officers in George Floyd’s death, say we did it, then completely stop talking about the issue