The Drunk Jake
@TheDrunkJake
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Texas, USA
Joined October 2011
RT @jvgraz: It's the point at which you realize somewhere in Israel there's a factory printing Arabic copies of Mein Kampf so they can be p….
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found Nugget at 1 day old, Big Mac at 30 days, bottle fed them every three hours to 6 weeks old, two years later…
There's a trend on TikTok where people are telling their cat adoption stories through slideshows and it flattens me every time with the sweetness and kindness and empathy and love. One girl adopted a 22-year old cat thinking he would live a few months (figuring she would make his.
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i give it a few hours before Gavin Newsom calls Trump a communist.
Trump: It is my Great Honor to report that the United States of America now fully owns and controls 10% of INTEL
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Sharpie’s parent company stock price after this was announced (not a joke)
BREAKING: The DOJ is finally handing over Epstein files to House investigators today. The same files the public was told “didn’t exist.” . Brace yourselves — if they’re actually serious this time, some very powerful names are about to be exposed.
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deadass thought this was a UPS worker.
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem said the entire southern border wall will be painted black, so it will get hot in the sun and "make it even harder for people to climb.". "That is specifically at the request of the president."
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Trump added $7.8 trillion to the debt his first term. Another $3.4 trillion already this term. Nearly a third of the National debt has been caused by Trump.
BREAKING: National debt just hit $37 TRILLION. Not just a number but a bill our kids can’t afford to pay.
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we need to put every Fox News host on Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader.
Thiessen: Just so people understand wind and solar only work when there is wind and sun. We don't have technology to store the energy from wind and solar…
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feel like the epstein list probably could’ve just been named the pedo files.
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broke: high speed rail across the US. woke: slow speed lazy river across the US.
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the main problem with this app is that any man who downloads it has never spoken to a woman so it’s pretty useless.
Introducing BoxScore, a man-only app where users anonymously share info and warnings about women to spot red flags and get feedback.
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labu and labububu.
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Gal Gadots acting kind of reminds me of Air Bud if he had peanut butter stuck on the roof of his mouth.
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RT @brianschatz: Shutting down the United States House of Representatives to avoid a vote on the Epstein matter should cause everyone to re….
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watching ancient aliens about Leonardo da Vinci, sure this will be super rational.
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see how he phrased it as humanity and not the world? very vampiric if you ask me….
If you knew the end of humanity was in five years, what would you do between now and then?.
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say it was bidens fault.
i wonder what his supporters will do when he dies.
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