Rhine Stoned Cowboy π΅πΈ
@BisqueBoi
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2004 6th Grade Bench Player of the Year
Phoenix, AZ
Joined February 2019
one stop shopping Phoenix is the greatest city in the world baby
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How do you not get romantic about basketball
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Just won a free high end bong from my dispensary Havenβt smoked out of of bong in like 14 years Happy Thanksgiving babyyy
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βWhat if it's for panettone?β Youβre trying to garner sympathy from me for Italians???
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how i feel driving my Prius
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This is a PSA to take your pies off of the window sill you set them on to cool Do π not π let π neighborhood π passersbys π waft π on π the π smell π waves π to π steal π your π pie!!!
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Youβd better be buying these as a snack for a toddler
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When a customer asks where the raisins are right before a cooking holiday
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Drinking four whiskey egg noggs last night and then being like βGod why are my shits so badβ Completely bewildered about it tbh
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Itβs a rigmarole dude
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Itβs obviously very funny that there are four different Black Flag splinter groups all touring under the banner of being the true rightful heir but I think we can get those numbers up By the year 2030 I think we should have up to ten or twelve concurrent Black Flag factions
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Mormon? Hell Iβd like to see Lessmon you know what Iβm sayin!!
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How it feels to play a gig your band was promised to be paid a certain amount for, and then have to ask the promoter for the agreed on pay
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Disagreeing with one of my cousins at Thanksgiving
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We going for the american (left) or gouda (right)?
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You have to admire the optimism. Pobrecitos think 10,000 people are going to show up to a Washington Wizards game
Time for some new drip π First 10k fans at tomorrowβs game will get these PJ pants designed by Bub Carrington 𧡠ποΈ Grab tickets: https://t.co/XT8i3fD2Oy
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Yes the plane crashed but you were uncouth in the moments leading up to it and thatβs worse
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
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