" GUV "
@dril
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My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My Dream
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Bad news folks! i waited in line for 16 hours to see the queen. But by the time i got there she was fuckin DEAD!!!!!!
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age 0 (baby): I want my Dada .
age 25 (Millennial): I want my Data
Do you see how fucked this is?
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Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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ok so the evil hospital we destroyed turned out to be a normal hospital? Uh oh!! hope we dont make the same mistake 100 more times
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its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town
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"we dont deserve dogs" of course we deserve dogs shit head. before we bred the evil out of them they were basically giant rats
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the middle east is complicated because its bad to support smothering orphans in hell fire but I also really want to graduate Harvard
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everyone less mentally ill than me is Privileged, everyone more mentally ill than me is Toxic, everyone equally mentally ill to me is Cool
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"you post about girls asses while people are dying in a submarine. Really normal" i will post about Girls asses as the sun engulfs the earth
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if you ask me many of Americans have been wearing the mask even before from covid 19. the mask i refer to is of course the clown's mask.
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If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war . Like and retweet
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now that i have the baneful blue mark, I undertand the pain ive wrought. i was wrong to torment dog coin guys. im jealous of their million's
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dont worry i reviewed my profile myself and its still really good. please let me change my name back to normal now
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i think if dogs could talk they would have the most racist opinions in the world, stuff that just blows normal human racism out of the water
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so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
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my friend the only crypto currency you wanna get your hands on is this: bird seed. There is a lot of birds and they all gotta eat
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( me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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you can disaggrree with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislane Maxwells politics while still hanging out with them in photographs. Its totally fine
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IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
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go ahead. keep screaming "Shut The Fuck Up " at me. it only makes my opinions Worse
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revealing the gender of my baby by eating a whole bunch of food dye and taking a huge pink shit in front of my relatives. ah!! its a girl !!
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i truly believe that i will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity when i get every single post on hthis fucking website deleted by 2022
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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
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i deserve th e most mentally ill president imaginable. 99 year old babbling doofus. Send us into the volcano sir
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the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
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building a pressurized 3000 mile long tube across the desert instead of a normal train is actually a really good idea. Always has been
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if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war
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Having a bad one; First my Lockheed Martin investment tanks after the ceo posts his penis. Now Cold stone Creamery just called me the N-Word
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Sorry I dont know who the real bad guys are due to all the journalists and their families dying from weird aerial phenomena
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"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
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some of us remember a time when snakes didnt get trapped in the ceiling and take big shits
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issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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if you "clap back" someone with a PhD on here, you should be allowed to have their PhD. Its just common sense people. Oh that's tea
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Buffalo wild wing gets $0 tip for serving "Bones" to me in chicken, if i had wanted to eat bones i would take my Ass to the grave yard
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ohh my hollywood career!! i didnt condemn hamas enough! now ill never get to write the worst tv show in history thats also pro Mental Helath
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wife is no longer permitting me to jack off in the car during her book club meetings. where am i supposed to jack off then? fucking EGYPT???
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big bird was obviously just a man in a suit. but the other ones were too small to contain men. so what the fuck
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wife is sad because we had to remove all doorknobs from our dreamhome since they were at the exact perfect hieght to go up my ass by mistake
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just found out about Object Permanence... why didnt any one tell me about this shit
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@AlanDersh
Hello Alan this is your lawer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
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i really dont care what Yankee Doodle did when he went to town. His toxic fanbase tells me everything I need to know about him .
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cant wait for this Cunt to take us to mars; no Sjw, no Girls, just us boys sitting around in 55.9m sq miles of waste land, swapping MEMES !!
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no youre right its good to send money to the worst army of all time so they can friendly fire each other while trying to carpet bomb orphans
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CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot!
SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke!
ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
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does any one know where i could find some Unsolicited advice? preferably from people with weird personality disorders who dont know anything
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Im the guy who asked them to remove Sex from only fans!!! I thought It would be nice!!! I didnt know it woiuld make people mad!!! Im sorry!!
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in a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives,. telling online surveys that i "Dont know" what pringles are constitutes Heroism
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if i dumped White Phosphorous on my own captured civilians Id be soo sad. especially if they were hidden in a secret dungeon at the hospital
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oh you dont like my AI generated crap? ill just AI generate some people who do. then ill AI generate $1000000 and a wife who likes my posts
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i cannot stress enough that my new song "Good town road" is not influenced by any other songs whatsoever
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inventing new character "George X. Bush" the most fucked george bush yet
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"your posts suck ass now " my posts have always sucked Ass . You are just mad at me for some reason
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the cdc requires that every bag of nuts has one that tastes like absolute shit for some reason
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blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
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what combo of substances can i take to give myself PTSD during Avatar premier(IMAX). i wanna come out of there screaming like a vietnam vet
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Its impossible for me to respect someone who is wearing an arm cast. UYou look like a mummy from egypt. Remove it
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scientology brain. paint huffing used car dealer brain. pillhead grandma brain. shit stained herman miller brain
#BlockTheBlueChecks
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now that elon has disposed of the left wing woke brigade I can finally post pictures of my COCK!!!
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VERIFY!! VERIFIY THIS ACCOUNT! THE TROLLS ARE BREAKING IN THROUGH THE WINDOWS!! I NEED THE CHECK MARK !! NOW!! NOW!! NOW!!
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just got word from a trusted source: the guy who said he would fuck his daughter on "The View" is in hot water for spelling hamburger wrong
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sorry im wrong. please dont block twitter blue users. please continue letting guys like this fill your time line
I think
@dril
should be banned for platform manipulation by encouraging others to mass-block users for this
#BlockTheBlue
#BlockTheBlueChecks
campaign. An act that causes direct strain on twitters overall systems. "You may not use Twitter’s services in a manner intended to…
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the coolest thing the police ever did was invent their own flag thats just a desecrated version of the american flag
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im afraid i must say that i do not find the mysteries featured on "scooby-doo" challenging enough .
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the only time isaid the "N word" i said it with perfect frequency/timing to intercept & cancel out the sound waves of another guy saying it,
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just my luck to get fired from Goldman Sachs for deciding to stop supporting Genocides right before what is apparently the one good genocide
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ive flattened the curve over 100 times. what have you pricks been doing
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200k/yr media job where we all wear sweater vests, kiss each other & try to convince people biden is technically a "Molester" not a "Rapist"
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Im thinking 2k20 is the year of "Shut the fuck up" . All repliers blocked. Absolute God mode
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they are inventing a new type of Lesbian in 2023 they just said it on CNN
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oh no i accidentlally changed my name and lost my blue checkmark again. now people will think im a Virgin
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i regret to inform you, that by resorting to Swear language, you have forfeit this debate. Farewell my bitch
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i just need to say, to anyone reading this.. You are Important, You are loved, and You belong in this world, if you have over 5000 followers
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#RespectThePolice
alright done. what should I respect next. bugs? urine? im taking requests
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i love saiyng shit like "Yow! This kittens got Claws!" whenever a woman stabs me 38 times in the neck and chest
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the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit
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wife wants to get the word "winefreak" tattooed, in the disney font. i told her she cannot join me in the kingdom of heaven if she does this
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