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welcome to my shit https://t.co/SuXccfQtN7 https://t.co/kHbbE12Ftx https://t.co/uXYQZrfYdk
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of.
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please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write.
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been monitoring the hbo max situation; consistently hearing reports that big bird has a fully articulated cloaca that they never show on tv.
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tekken chauncey jsut confessed that he masturbated to the movie norbit because theres hot girls in it too and not just ones in fat suits.
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tekken chauncey said in the ethical media consumption discord that he just got done taking a Shit so big that it look like a human brain.
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hiring metal gear eric to be my "attack dog" and go on news programs and call everyone pedophiles whenever photos of my dick leak online.
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ever y time i see like 200 fireworks going off I imagine that theyre being shot at an aliens ufo just rocking the shit out of his stupid ass.
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i think people would like my posts more if they knew they are dictated to me through an earpiece as i type them, by comedian David spade.
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your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks.
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some mandela æffect shit. a recalled vision of garfield the cat wearing a trenchcoat & holding a pistol? saying simply the word "Society. ".
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RT @realDonaldTrump: .@WhoopiGoldberg Don’t let @Rosie speak badly of you or try to bring you down. She is rude, crude & not smart. She is….
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tip the waitress? whats next, tipping the dog for shitting all ovefr my green grass???.
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cuomo will be a good mayor because hes wearing a nuclear diaper to contain his sexual impulses that will wipe out 12 city blocks if it fails.
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did they even have news in the 1960s?? what were these people talking about. "oh theyre making a new smothers brother" Shut the fuck up man.
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commercials used to be like "Envision a world where a kid can have Lunch. No teachers" . now theyre like "Please buy the 2025 nissan altima".
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"click here to verify the email address associated with your account" Why? So the trolls can murder me easier ??.
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