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welcome to my shit https://t.co/SuXccfQtN7 https://t.co/kHbbE12Ftx https://t.co/uXYQZrfYdk
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
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U got okhello? If you dont, download it at appstore and add me gamerdick
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im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
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please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write
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been monitoring the hbo max situation; consistently hearing reports that big bird has a fully articulated cloaca that they never show on tv
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tekken chauncey jsut confessed that he masturbated to the movie norbit because theres hot girls in it too and not just ones in fat suits
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tekken chauncey said in the ethical media consumption discord that he just got done taking a Shit so big that it look like a human brain
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hiring metal gear eric to be my "attack dog" and go on news programs and call everyone pedophiles whenever photos of my dick leak online
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ever y time i see like 200 fireworks going off I imagine that theyre being shot at an aliens ufo just rocking the shit out of his stupid ass
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i think people would like my posts more if they knew they are dictated to me through an earpiece as i type them, by comedian David spade
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pay per view efvent 30 pitbulls vs a helicopter $900 full access tv-ma
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your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks
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some mandela æffect shit. a recalled vision of garfield the cat wearing a trenchcoat & holding a pistol? saying simply the word "Society..."
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